Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
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Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
S.A.V.E. ACT
Suppress
All
Voters
Except
Anyone
Choosing
Trump
Suppress
All
Voters
Except
Anyone
Choosing
Trump
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
S.A.V.E. ACT
Suppress
All
Voters
Except
Anyone
Choosing
Trump
Suppress
All
Voters
Except
Anyone
Choosing
Trump
Now I know what Pam Bondi's performance reminds me of.
She had the kind of panicked self-righteous anger of a partner confronted with their cheating. Instead of owning up to the betrayal, she deflects and lashes out the wronged person, short of saying "it's YOUR fault I cheated on you!"
She had the kind of panicked self-righteous anger of a partner confronted with their cheating. Instead of owning up to the betrayal, she deflects and lashes out the wronged person, short of saying "it's YOUR fault I cheated on you!"
February 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Now I know what Pam Bondi's performance reminds me of.
She had the kind of panicked self-righteous anger of a partner confronted with their cheating. Instead of owning up to the betrayal, she deflects and lashes out the wronged person, short of saying "it's YOUR fault I cheated on you!"
She had the kind of panicked self-righteous anger of a partner confronted with their cheating. Instead of owning up to the betrayal, she deflects and lashes out the wronged person, short of saying "it's YOUR fault I cheated on you!"
Reposted by Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Ron Johnson can go fuck himself.
February 13, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Ron Johnson can go fuck himself.
America needs a restraining order against ICE.
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
America needs a restraining order against ICE.
Dear Pam Bondi, (A Letter From A Father)
Dear Ms Bondi,
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM
If the WH refuses to abolish ICE, don't meet them in the middle. Don't water down the demands. UP THE DEMANDS. You don't negotiate with terrorists.
February 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
If the WH refuses to abolish ICE, don't meet them in the middle. Don't water down the demands. UP THE DEMANDS. You don't negotiate with terrorists.
This is like saying, "If we go after the cancer, we might eradicate the cancer."
February 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
This is like saying, "If we go after the cancer, we might eradicate the cancer."
NOT ENOUGH.
Prosecute the terrorists and murderers. Clean up the mess they made. Pay for all the damages to property, pay for all the psychological damage and trauma they inflicted. Make ALL ICE agent identities and incidents PUBLIC.
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/12/h...
Prosecute the terrorists and murderers. Clean up the mess they made. Pay for all the damages to property, pay for all the psychological damage and trauma they inflicted. Make ALL ICE agent identities and incidents PUBLIC.
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/12/h...
Trump administration will end immigration enforcement surge in Minnesota: Homan
Border czar Tom Homan said President Donald Trump has agreed with his proposal to conclude a federal immigration enforcement surge in Minnesota.
www.cnbc.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
NOT ENOUGH.
Prosecute the terrorists and murderers. Clean up the mess they made. Pay for all the damages to property, pay for all the psychological damage and trauma they inflicted. Make ALL ICE agent identities and incidents PUBLIC.
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/12/h...
Prosecute the terrorists and murderers. Clean up the mess they made. Pay for all the damages to property, pay for all the psychological damage and trauma they inflicted. Make ALL ICE agent identities and incidents PUBLIC.
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/12/h...
Bondi would have "scored" more political points by simply turning to the victims and saying, "You have my word, we are doing everything we can to bring those who wronged you to justice." It would have taken ammo away from the Democrats.
But she's too stupid and arrogant to know that.
But she's too stupid and arrogant to know that.
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Bondi would have "scored" more political points by simply turning to the victims and saying, "You have my word, we are doing everything we can to bring those who wronged you to justice." It would have taken ammo away from the Democrats.
But she's too stupid and arrogant to know that.
But she's too stupid and arrogant to know that.
Remember this. Our Representatives are US.
When Pam Bondi refuses to answer our Representatives questions she is ignoring the American people. When instead of answering she hurls insults she is insulting the American people.
She thinks she's royalty, but WE are her boss.
When Pam Bondi refuses to answer our Representatives questions she is ignoring the American people. When instead of answering she hurls insults she is insulting the American people.
She thinks she's royalty, but WE are her boss.
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Remember this. Our Representatives are US.
When Pam Bondi refuses to answer our Representatives questions she is ignoring the American people. When instead of answering she hurls insults she is insulting the American people.
She thinks she's royalty, but WE are her boss.
When Pam Bondi refuses to answer our Representatives questions she is ignoring the American people. When instead of answering she hurls insults she is insulting the American people.
She thinks she's royalty, but WE are her boss.
Bondi: "I'm not going to get in the gutter for her theatrics."
CONTEXT - Pam Bondi was asked to face Epstein's survivors and apologize for the DOJ's mishandling of the case.
She was calling the survivors 'the gutter.'
CONTEXT - Pam Bondi was asked to face Epstein's survivors and apologize for the DOJ's mishandling of the case.
She was calling the survivors 'the gutter.'
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Bondi: "I'm not going to get in the gutter for her theatrics."
CONTEXT - Pam Bondi was asked to face Epstein's survivors and apologize for the DOJ's mishandling of the case.
She was calling the survivors 'the gutter.'
CONTEXT - Pam Bondi was asked to face Epstein's survivors and apologize for the DOJ's mishandling of the case.
She was calling the survivors 'the gutter.'
"Weak sauce!"
LOL LOVE IT
LOL LOVE IT
BONDI: You didn't ask Merrick Garland anything about Epstein
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
"Weak sauce!"
LOL LOVE IT
LOL LOVE IT
ICE OUT sign spotted at the Seahawks Superbowl parade today!
WOOHOO!!!!
WOOHOO!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
ICE OUT sign spotted at the Seahawks Superbowl parade today!
WOOHOO!!!!
WOOHOO!!!!
Trained seal Pam Bondi cries: "THIS IS A CIRCUS!"
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Trained seal Pam Bondi cries: "THIS IS A CIRCUS!"
Amazing photo.
Trauma, heartbreak, disappointment, contempt, loathing, and the feeling of being betrayed.
You can see it in their eyes as they direct their gaze at Bondi, someone in a unique position to vindicate them and go after the monsters that destroyed their innocence.
She's indifferent.
Trauma, heartbreak, disappointment, contempt, loathing, and the feeling of being betrayed.
You can see it in their eyes as they direct their gaze at Bondi, someone in a unique position to vindicate them and go after the monsters that destroyed their innocence.
She's indifferent.
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Amazing photo.
Trauma, heartbreak, disappointment, contempt, loathing, and the feeling of being betrayed.
You can see it in their eyes as they direct their gaze at Bondi, someone in a unique position to vindicate them and go after the monsters that destroyed their innocence.
She's indifferent.
Trauma, heartbreak, disappointment, contempt, loathing, and the feeling of being betrayed.
You can see it in their eyes as they direct their gaze at Bondi, someone in a unique position to vindicate them and go after the monsters that destroyed their innocence.
She's indifferent.
Does she only have on expression?
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Does she only have on expression?
I'm just waiting for Pam Bondi to answer with, "Your mother."
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I'm just waiting for Pam Bondi to answer with, "Your mother."
Let me summarize the Bondi hearing-
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Let me summarize the Bondi hearing-
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
It's really no coincidence that Jim Jordan's physical posture and body language are exactly like Gollum's.
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
It's really no coincidence that Jim Jordan's physical posture and body language are exactly like Gollum's.
Pam Bondi sure is a whiny little baby.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Pam Bondi sure is a whiny little baby.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
Bondi is under the mistaken impression that she's in charge of this hearing.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Bondi is under the mistaken impression that she's in charge of this hearing.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
America, pay attention.
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
America, pay attention.
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
"I'm so sorry the Democrats are being so mean to you!"
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
"I'm so sorry the Democrats are being so mean to you!"
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
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February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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