Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
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Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him
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Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
holy fucking shit
Looks like someone in the FBI/DOJ was real interested in Savannah’s interviews with Virginia Guiffre 👀👀👀
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
holy fucking shit
He wishes he could make himself disappear right now
Don’t forget that David Copperfield is also all over the Epstein files.
Everyone that has harmed children or covered up for this needs to be prosecuted whether they are a celebrity, the president, or anyone else.
Everyone that has harmed children or covered up for this needs to be prosecuted whether they are a celebrity, the president, or anyone else.
February 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
He wishes he could make himself disappear right now
You can almost see the exhausted contempt in his eyes when he says "ICE".
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
You can almost see the exhausted contempt in his eyes when he says "ICE".
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
Based on these photos, they should be apprehending everyone dressed like an ICE agent. www.themorningsun.com/2026/02/10/f...
FBI releases photos, video of possible Nancy Guthrie kidnapping suspect
Photo showing a masked figure outside the home of Savannah Guthrie’s missing mom, Nancy Guthrie, were released by the FBI Tuesday.
www.themorningsun.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Based on these photos, they should be apprehending everyone dressed like an ICE agent. www.themorningsun.com/2026/02/10/f...
In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln: "Boo-fucking-hoo."
Disgruntled ICE employees bitching on Reddit about not getting paid.
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln: "Boo-fucking-hoo."
Proud that these heroes are representing us abroad.
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Proud that these heroes are representing us abroad.
Disgruntled ICE employees bitching on Reddit about not getting paid.
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Disgruntled ICE employees bitching on Reddit about not getting paid.
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
MUST LISTEN
Only 2 1/2 minutes long
Only 2 1/2 minutes long
February 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
MUST LISTEN
Only 2 1/2 minutes long
Only 2 1/2 minutes long
Trump is mentioned more than A MILLION TIMES in the Epstein Files.
And we thought 38,000 mentions was more than enough to bury this monster.
And we thought 38,000 mentions was more than enough to bury this monster.
Rep Raskin reports he reviewed the full unredacted Epstein Files & Trump's name appears MORE THAN A MILLION TIMES.
We knew of 38K times—meaning we know of only ~3% of Trump's involvement with a convicted child sexual abuser & sex trafficker.
Anyone still unwilling to impeach & remove is complicit.
We knew of 38K times—meaning we know of only ~3% of Trump's involvement with a convicted child sexual abuser & sex trafficker.
Anyone still unwilling to impeach & remove is complicit.
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Trump is mentioned more than A MILLION TIMES in the Epstein Files.
And we thought 38,000 mentions was more than enough to bury this monster.
And we thought 38,000 mentions was more than enough to bury this monster.
This:
"If you don't want to be called a fascist regime, STOP ACTING LIKE ONE."
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
"If you don't want to be called a fascist regime, STOP ACTING LIKE ONE."
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Goldman: You said references to ICE as secret police encourages threats. The problem is you have it backwards sir. People are making valid observations about your tactics which are outright fascist. If you don’t want to be called a fascist regime, stop acting like one.
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
This:
"If you don't want to be called a fascist regime, STOP ACTING LIKE ONE."
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
"If you don't want to be called a fascist regime, STOP ACTING LIKE ONE."
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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"This is Mia, 7 years old -- 'I don't want to be in this place. I want to be in my school'" -- Walkinshaw confronts Lyons with letters written by kids being detained by ICE
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"This is Mia, 7 years old -- 'I don't want to be in this place. I want to be in my school'" -- Walkinshaw confronts Lyons with letters written by kids being detained by ICE
Faces of evil.
If anyone has seen "One Battle After Another" this is the real life Christmas Adventurers Club
If anyone has seen "One Battle After Another" this is the real life Christmas Adventurers Club
February 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Faces of evil.
If anyone has seen "One Battle After Another" this is the real life Christmas Adventurers Club
If anyone has seen "One Battle After Another" this is the real life Christmas Adventurers Club
Only February and I've used up my quota of "FUCKS" for the next decade and those of the people up and down my street.
Next time I will apply for unlimited FUCKS because this is ridiculous.
Next time I will apply for unlimited FUCKS because this is ridiculous.
February 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Only February and I've used up my quota of "FUCKS" for the next decade and those of the people up and down my street.
Next time I will apply for unlimited FUCKS because this is ridiculous.
Next time I will apply for unlimited FUCKS because this is ridiculous.
We need more of this--where these fucking Klansmen terrorists in suits are confronted DIRECTLY with actual video of their cruelty, their lawlessness, their LITERAL chemical torture of children.
It's indefensible.
This evil must be hung around the neck of every Republican running in November.
It's indefensible.
This evil must be hung around the neck of every Republican running in November.
Rep. Magaziner: "A family of US citizens who were out to get groceries…Your agents sprayed pepper spray out of their vehicle and into the driver's side window…Is it proper procedure to aim pepper spray into the window of a moving vehicle?"
CBP Comm'r: "We try to avoid that."
CBP Comm'r: "We try to avoid that."
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
We need more of this--where these fucking Klansmen terrorists in suits are confronted DIRECTLY with actual video of their cruelty, their lawlessness, their LITERAL chemical torture of children.
It's indefensible.
This evil must be hung around the neck of every Republican running in November.
It's indefensible.
This evil must be hung around the neck of every Republican running in November.
This is a preview of Nuremburg 2.0
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
This is a preview of Nuremburg 2.0
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Thanedar to a DHS official: "You better hope you get a pardon"
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Thanedar to a DHS official: "You better hope you get a pardon"
I believe KKKaroline Leavitt has a Masters in Gaslighting from Nathan Thurm University.
IYKYK
IYKYK
February 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I believe KKKaroline Leavitt has a Masters in Gaslighting from Nathan Thurm University.
IYKYK
IYKYK
Bad Bunny's Superbowl performance, and the Puppy Bowl each had more viewers that TPUSA's Loserpalooza.
Kid Rock took the bronze in a three-way race.
Kid Rock took the bronze in a three-way race.
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Bad Bunny's Superbowl performance, and the Puppy Bowl each had more viewers that TPUSA's Loserpalooza.
Kid Rock took the bronze in a three-way race.
Kid Rock took the bronze in a three-way race.
"By meeting injustice with creativity and dance, we protect our spirit from burnout."
Care to dance?
Care to dance?
Joyful resistance proves that defiance doesn't require misery. By meeting injustice with creativity and dance, we protect our spirit from burnout. It’s not just a protest; it’s a radical act of staying human.
Today’s #CupOfJoe has a latte joyful resistance.
Today’s #CupOfJoe has a latte joyful resistance.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
"By meeting injustice with creativity and dance, we protect our spirit from burnout."
Care to dance?
Care to dance?
70's Kung-Fu movies were dubbed better than Kid Rock's performance at Klan-chella.
a man wearing a wig and a yellow shirt is standing in a field with his eyes closed and smiling .
ALT: a man wearing a wig and a yellow shirt is standing in a field with his eyes closed and smiling .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
70's Kung-Fu movies were dubbed better than Kid Rock's performance at Klan-chella.
Bad Bunny: GOD BLESS AMERICA!
MAGA: "I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said."
MAGA: "I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said."
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Bad Bunny: GOD BLESS AMERICA!
MAGA: "I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said."
MAGA: "I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said."
MAGA: I'm so disgusted! Superbowl halftime shows gotta be in English. This is America! I'm watching Kid Rock. A REAL American!
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!"
Bad Bunny: "God bless America!"
MAGA: I didn't understand a word Bad Bunny said.
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!"
Bad Bunny: "God bless America!"
MAGA: I didn't understand a word Bad Bunny said.
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
MAGA: I'm so disgusted! Superbowl halftime shows gotta be in English. This is America! I'm watching Kid Rock. A REAL American!
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!"
Bad Bunny: "God bless America!"
MAGA: I didn't understand a word Bad Bunny said.
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!"
Bad Bunny: "God bless America!"
MAGA: I didn't understand a word Bad Bunny said.
So not only is Trump's DOJ protecting pedophiles, they're protecting perverted Middle Eastern billionaires that are into torture-porn.
This is the Republican party folks. America first and family values right?
www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
This is the Republican party folks. America first and family values right?
www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
Journalist goes nuclear on Trump admin for 'playing games' over Epstein torture email
Zeteo journalist Prem Thakker went nuclear on the Trump administration on Tuesday after alleging a top official is “playing games” around a particularly disturbing email to Jeffrey Epstein about a sup...
www.rawstory.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
So not only is Trump's DOJ protecting pedophiles, they're protecting perverted Middle Eastern billionaires that are into torture-porn.
This is the Republican party folks. America first and family values right?
www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
This is the Republican party folks. America first and family values right?
www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
Really tells you something when you name your company after the seeing stones in the Lord of the Rings used by the Dark Lord Sauron, not just for surveillance but to conjure false images and corrupt anyone who looked into them.
a person is holding a glowing sphere in their hands
ALT: a person is holding a glowing sphere in their hands
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Really tells you something when you name your company after the seeing stones in the Lord of the Rings used by the Dark Lord Sauron, not just for surveillance but to conjure false images and corrupt anyone who looked into them.