Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
@capnjackresists.bsky.social
Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him
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Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Ooops LOL
🚨MAJOR BREAKING: MAGA is stunned into silence as news confirms National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, entered the U.S. in 2021 and was vetted and granted LEGAL ASYLUM by the TRUMP ADMINISTRATION in April 2025.
Their entire narrative just collapsed.
Their entire narrative just collapsed.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ooops LOL
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When the Wampanoag first fed the Pilgrims
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When the Wampanoag first fed the Pilgrims
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
How quickly the media moves on from the WH death threats against Kelly and company.
By next week this National Guard shooting will no longer be the top news story.
By next week this National Guard shooting will no longer be the top news story.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
How quickly the media moves on from the WH death threats against Kelly and company.
By next week this National Guard shooting will no longer be the top news story.
By next week this National Guard shooting will no longer be the top news story.
Donald Dunce was never the smart one.
The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Donald Dunce was never the smart one.
The entire Trump terrorist regime is one big unlawful order.
I stand with Senator Kelly.
I stand with Senator Kelly.
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The entire Trump terrorist regime is one big unlawful order.
I stand with Senator Kelly.
I stand with Senator Kelly.
Witkoff and Fucktkoff
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Witkoff and Fucktkoff
A message for draft dodger Naporkleon Bonespurs from patriots who actually served.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A message for draft dodger Naporkleon Bonespurs from patriots who actually served.
Swigs McVodka drunk-posting again and doesn't know how mirrors work.
When you draw a platoon leader like Hegseth, it’s your worst nightmare. You just ride it out until he’s gone and gets replaced by someone who isn’t a complete jackass. Only a fool like Trump would put one of them in charge of the entire defense department.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Swigs McVodka drunk-posting again and doesn't know how mirrors work.
Sen. Mark Kelly was part of Operation Desert Storm.
Trump was part of Operation Storm the Dessert Buffet.
Trump was part of Operation Storm the Dessert Buffet.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sen. Mark Kelly was part of Operation Desert Storm.
Trump was part of Operation Storm the Dessert Buffet.
Trump was part of Operation Storm the Dessert Buffet.
This is how.
KEEP GOING ON OFFENSE
KEEP GOING ON OFFENSE
Gallego: "Donald Trump is gonna be gone in a couple years. And if you're part of the military that is going after sitting members of Congress and part of the weaponization of government, there will be consequences. Without a doubt."
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This is how.
KEEP GOING ON OFFENSE
KEEP GOING ON OFFENSE
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WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK
If this is true, every halfway decent foreign intelligence service on the planet already has the receipts ….
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK
Vince Shlomi, best known as the ShamWow guy, lesser known for his 2009 arrest for aggravated battery of a woman, is running for Congress in Texas to "destroy wokeism."
Dear Reality, can we STOP being the fucking Onion? For one day? Is that too much to ask? FFS already.
Dear Reality, can we STOP being the fucking Onion? For one day? Is that too much to ask? FFS already.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Vince Shlomi, best known as the ShamWow guy, lesser known for his 2009 arrest for aggravated battery of a woman, is running for Congress in Texas to "destroy wokeism."
Dear Reality, can we STOP being the fucking Onion? For one day? Is that too much to ask? FFS already.
Dear Reality, can we STOP being the fucking Onion? For one day? Is that too much to ask? FFS already.
The term "illegal criminal aliens" is not a real thing, KKKaroline. Aside from being a Nazi mouthpiece, you sound like a spoiled 13 year old who never got out of the 1st grade.
Also, "Department of War" is not a real thing, Kegsbreath, you child, you make-up obsessed Hitlerian Ken-doll.
Also, "Department of War" is not a real thing, Kegsbreath, you child, you make-up obsessed Hitlerian Ken-doll.
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The term "illegal criminal aliens" is not a real thing, KKKaroline. Aside from being a Nazi mouthpiece, you sound like a spoiled 13 year old who never got out of the 1st grade.
Also, "Department of War" is not a real thing, Kegsbreath, you child, you make-up obsessed Hitlerian Ken-doll.
Also, "Department of War" is not a real thing, Kegsbreath, you child, you make-up obsessed Hitlerian Ken-doll.
"Department of War" is not a real thing, Kegsbreath.
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"Department of War" is not a real thing, Kegsbreath.
ICE is the most dangerous threat to public safety. They are homegrown terrorists and serial criminals.
When this is over they should all be arrested and tried for domestic terrorism, abuse of power, kidnapping, assault, violations of human rights, attempted and aggravated murder.
When this is over they should all be arrested and tried for domestic terrorism, abuse of power, kidnapping, assault, violations of human rights, attempted and aggravated murder.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
ICE is the most dangerous threat to public safety. They are homegrown terrorists and serial criminals.
When this is over they should all be arrested and tried for domestic terrorism, abuse of power, kidnapping, assault, violations of human rights, attempted and aggravated murder.
When this is over they should all be arrested and tried for domestic terrorism, abuse of power, kidnapping, assault, violations of human rights, attempted and aggravated murder.
Turd for brains.
Catturd duped by positive sounding unemployment numbers
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Turd for brains.
According to draft dodger Naporkleon Bonespurs, every West Point grad who swore by this should be hanged for sedition.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
According to draft dodger Naporkleon Bonespurs, every West Point grad who swore by this should be hanged for sedition.
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Twitter implemented a new feature last night that displayed the country an account is in. So many of the ‘America First’ accounts were from foreign countries that they had to disable the feature within hours. 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Twitter implemented a new feature last night that displayed the country an account is in. So many of the ‘America First’ accounts were from foreign countries that they had to disable the feature within hours. 🙄
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BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
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American minds were poisoned and conned by propaganda on Twitter.
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
American minds were poisoned and conned by propaganda on Twitter.
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It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
MTG's breakup with Trump and her resignation do not mean she's suddenly an ally. She's still racist, anti-science, homophobic, transphobic, and a Christian nationalist.
All it means is that awful people can hate Trump too.
All it means is that awful people can hate Trump too.
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
MTG's breakup with Trump and her resignation do not mean she's suddenly an ally. She's still racist, anti-science, homophobic, transphobic, and a Christian nationalist.
All it means is that awful people can hate Trump too.
All it means is that awful people can hate Trump too.
So, basically parasitic behavior.
Menfolk out here giving a play by play on how to move into a women’s apt without asking.
It’s getting cold out here ladies, they tryna find a place to hibernate for the winter. Don’t fall for it!
It’s getting cold out here ladies, they tryna find a place to hibernate for the winter. Don’t fall for it!
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
So, basically parasitic behavior.
MAGA calls for the death of people who don't agree with their politics. They even wish slow painful deaths for the FAMILIES of people who don't bow to Trump.
Liberals demand hearings and trials for people who violate the Constitution.
The two sides are not the same.
Liberals demand hearings and trials for people who violate the Constitution.
The two sides are not the same.
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
MAGA calls for the death of people who don't agree with their politics. They even wish slow painful deaths for the FAMILIES of people who don't bow to Trump.
Liberals demand hearings and trials for people who violate the Constitution.
The two sides are not the same.
Liberals demand hearings and trials for people who violate the Constitution.
The two sides are not the same.