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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism

@capnjackresists.bsky.social

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Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · Dec 10

Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent.

Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.

Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.

That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 11h

Release the Epstein files in Spanish.

Then ask all the MAGA freaking out about a Spanish language Super bowl half time show why they won't demand the files be released in English.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 12h

Pepper Frog beats Pepe the Frog

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 12h

Pepper Frog beats Pepe the Frog

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 13h

After this terror regime is over, tear down the WH ballroom, or turn it into a center for immigrants rights.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 13h

She needs to sue them. She should make public disclosure requests for the names of the masked agents. If there is no paper trail go over their heads and sue their superiors.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 23h

Life, ribbit-y, and the pursuit of hoppy-ness.

ArizonaTerry.bsky.social @arizonaterry.bsky.social · 1d

United we ribbit, divided we croak. 🐸🐸🐸✊

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

So good to see it happen under Dan The Man with Edgar as batting coach

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

OMG MARINERS!!!!

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

Circus Maximus

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

Trump watches.

Time pieces from the street peddler who should be doing time.

(Disclaimer: Not real gold. Permanently set to 1930)

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

The only obstruction I'm seeing are masked kidnapper obstructing an American's 1st and 4th amendment rights.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

Violating her 1st and 4th amendment rights.
Kidnapping. False imprisonment. Assault.

Even if they're masked there are still ways to find out who they are.

They better be ready to lawyer up when all the dust settles.

Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 1d

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Rush hour. Lincoln Square.
2 Border Patrol thugs tackled a WGN-TV producer to the pavement in front of horrified commuters, handcuffing her, face-down.

Debbie Brockman, a journalist with WGN since 2011, identified herself before being dragged into an unmarked silver van with New Jersey plates.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

Obstruction?

Kidnappers are obstructing Constitutional rights!

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no, milkshakes!

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

When the dust settles, at the very least he (and others) need to file civil suits against ICE for violating his Constitutional rights. At most they should all testify at the criminal trials of Noem, Homan, everyone.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

Because nothing says "hate America" quite like Americans exercising their very American freedoms of assembly and free speech guaranteed by America's constitution, to affirm America's very American rejection of kings, the way America's founding fathers rejected a king.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

Lawyers need to line up and start filing class action lawsuits against these lawbreaking unconstitutional kidnapper fucks.

Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 1d

CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATIONS‼️ Get a lawyer‼️

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

Love it

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

Unpopular policies have a very low approval ceiling. They're not gaining any new support for their terrorist tactics. They're even losing Joe Rogan, whose manosphere listeners are a little uneasy with all the ICE kidnappings.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

My only hope is that this terrorist regime, having barely half the brain power the Nazis had, fucks up their own authoritarian takeover.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

The Trump administration just indicted NY AG Letitia James for accepting $50,000 in cash in a Cava bag.

Wait, sorry,

This just in. That was Tom Homan who took the cash, and is not being indicted for jack shit.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

OH PLEASE

If Soros were really handing out checks to pay protesters, Republicans would run as Democrats just to get in on some of that money.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

Oh honey, if Soros was really handing out checks you shills would be in line with your palms out.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

Other than mouth-breathing Neanderthals who triple-Trumped, does anyone REALLY blame the Democrats for the Trump shutdown?

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

Next time they deploy ICE to a city like so-much unwanted filler, they should name the action after Hegseth and call it Operation Botox.