Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
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Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Let me summarize the Bondi hearing-
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Let me summarize the Bondi hearing-
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
It's really no coincidence that Jim Jordan's physical posture and body language are exactly like Gollum's.
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
It's really no coincidence that Jim Jordan's physical posture and body language are exactly like Gollum's.
Pam Bondi sure is a whiny little baby.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Pam Bondi sure is a whiny little baby.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
Bondi is under the mistaken impression that she's in charge of this hearing.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Bondi is under the mistaken impression that she's in charge of this hearing.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
America, pay attention.
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
America, pay attention.
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
"I'm so sorry the Democrats are being so mean to you!"
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
"I'm so sorry the Democrats are being so mean to you!"
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
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February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Here's how to reform ICE.
Step One: Abolish it.
Step Two: "Reform it" into a wrecking crew to demolish all of Trump's concentration camps. Anyone that doesn't work construction can man the taco trucks or clean the port-o-potties.
Step One: Abolish it.
Step Two: "Reform it" into a wrecking crew to demolish all of Trump's concentration camps. Anyone that doesn't work construction can man the taco trucks or clean the port-o-potties.
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Here's how to reform ICE.
Step One: Abolish it.
Step Two: "Reform it" into a wrecking crew to demolish all of Trump's concentration camps. Anyone that doesn't work construction can man the taco trucks or clean the port-o-potties.
Step One: Abolish it.
Step Two: "Reform it" into a wrecking crew to demolish all of Trump's concentration camps. Anyone that doesn't work construction can man the taco trucks or clean the port-o-potties.
Bondi won't even look the survivors in the eye. She refused to apologize to them, when directly asked, for her department's contempt and incompetence.
Instead she calls the request for an apology "THEATRICS" and blathers about Merrick Garland.
I'm glad America gets to see this evil first hand.
Instead she calls the request for an apology "THEATRICS" and blathers about Merrick Garland.
I'm glad America gets to see this evil first hand.
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Bondi won't even look the survivors in the eye. She refused to apologize to them, when directly asked, for her department's contempt and incompetence.
Instead she calls the request for an apology "THEATRICS" and blathers about Merrick Garland.
I'm glad America gets to see this evil first hand.
Instead she calls the request for an apology "THEATRICS" and blathers about Merrick Garland.
I'm glad America gets to see this evil first hand.
Jayapal: Will you face these survivors and apologize?
Bondi: (refuses to apologize) Merrick Garland bla bla bla.
Jayapal: I'm reclaiming my time because she won't answer the question.
Bondi: You don't like my answer.
Bondi: (refuses to apologize) Merrick Garland bla bla bla.
Jayapal: I'm reclaiming my time because she won't answer the question.
Bondi: You don't like my answer.
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Jayapal: Will you face these survivors and apologize?
Bondi: (refuses to apologize) Merrick Garland bla bla bla.
Jayapal: I'm reclaiming my time because she won't answer the question.
Bondi: You don't like my answer.
Bondi: (refuses to apologize) Merrick Garland bla bla bla.
Jayapal: I'm reclaiming my time because she won't answer the question.
Bondi: You don't like my answer.
Jayapal is a superhero.
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Jayapal is a superhero.
Issa GO FUCK YOURSELF.
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Issa GO FUCK YOURSELF.
There it is
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 AM
There it is
holy fucking shit
Looks like someone in the FBI/DOJ was real interested in Savannah’s interviews with Virginia Guiffre 👀👀👀
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
holy fucking shit
He wishes he could make himself disappear right now
Don’t forget that David Copperfield is also all over the Epstein files.
Everyone that has harmed children or covered up for this needs to be prosecuted whether they are a celebrity, the president, or anyone else.
Everyone that has harmed children or covered up for this needs to be prosecuted whether they are a celebrity, the president, or anyone else.
February 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
He wishes he could make himself disappear right now
You can almost see the exhausted contempt in his eyes when he says "ICE".
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
You can almost see the exhausted contempt in his eyes when he says "ICE".
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
Based on these photos, they should be apprehending everyone dressed like an ICE agent. www.themorningsun.com/2026/02/10/f...
FBI releases photos, video of possible Nancy Guthrie kidnapping suspect
Photo showing a masked figure outside the home of Savannah Guthrie’s missing mom, Nancy Guthrie, were released by the FBI Tuesday.
www.themorningsun.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Based on these photos, they should be apprehending everyone dressed like an ICE agent. www.themorningsun.com/2026/02/10/f...
In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln: "Boo-fucking-hoo."
Disgruntled ICE employees bitching on Reddit about not getting paid.
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln: "Boo-fucking-hoo."
Proud that these heroes are representing us abroad.
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Proud that these heroes are representing us abroad.
Disgruntled ICE employees bitching on Reddit about not getting paid.
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Disgruntled ICE employees bitching on Reddit about not getting paid.
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
MUST LISTEN
Only 2 1/2 minutes long
Only 2 1/2 minutes long
February 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
MUST LISTEN
Only 2 1/2 minutes long
Only 2 1/2 minutes long
Trump is mentioned more than A MILLION TIMES in the Epstein Files.
And we thought 38,000 mentions was more than enough to bury this monster.
And we thought 38,000 mentions was more than enough to bury this monster.
Rep Raskin reports he reviewed the full unredacted Epstein Files & Trump's name appears MORE THAN A MILLION TIMES.
We knew of 38K times—meaning we know of only ~3% of Trump's involvement with a convicted child sexual abuser & sex trafficker.
Anyone still unwilling to impeach & remove is complicit.
We knew of 38K times—meaning we know of only ~3% of Trump's involvement with a convicted child sexual abuser & sex trafficker.
Anyone still unwilling to impeach & remove is complicit.
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Trump is mentioned more than A MILLION TIMES in the Epstein Files.
And we thought 38,000 mentions was more than enough to bury this monster.
And we thought 38,000 mentions was more than enough to bury this monster.
This:
"If you don't want to be called a fascist regime, STOP ACTING LIKE ONE."
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
"If you don't want to be called a fascist regime, STOP ACTING LIKE ONE."
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Goldman: You said references to ICE as secret police encourages threats. The problem is you have it backwards sir. People are making valid observations about your tactics which are outright fascist. If you don’t want to be called a fascist regime, stop acting like one.
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
This:
"If you don't want to be called a fascist regime, STOP ACTING LIKE ONE."
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
"If you don't want to be called a fascist regime, STOP ACTING LIKE ONE."
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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"This is Mia, 7 years old -- 'I don't want to be in this place. I want to be in my school'" -- Walkinshaw confronts Lyons with letters written by kids being detained by ICE
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"This is Mia, 7 years old -- 'I don't want to be in this place. I want to be in my school'" -- Walkinshaw confronts Lyons with letters written by kids being detained by ICE
Faces of evil.
If anyone has seen "One Battle After Another" this is the real life Christmas Adventurers Club
If anyone has seen "One Battle After Another" this is the real life Christmas Adventurers Club
February 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Faces of evil.
If anyone has seen "One Battle After Another" this is the real life Christmas Adventurers Club
If anyone has seen "One Battle After Another" this is the real life Christmas Adventurers Club