Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
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Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him
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Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
holy fucking shit
Looks like someone in the FBI/DOJ was real interested in Savannah’s interviews with Virginia Guiffre 👀👀👀
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
holy fucking shit
He wishes he could make himself disappear right now
Don’t forget that David Copperfield is also all over the Epstein files.
Everyone that has harmed children or covered up for this needs to be prosecuted whether they are a celebrity, the president, or anyone else.
Everyone that has harmed children or covered up for this needs to be prosecuted whether they are a celebrity, the president, or anyone else.
February 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
He wishes he could make himself disappear right now
I hate this band.
I wouldn't be caught dead at a Harpies for Child Rapists concert.
I wouldn't be caught dead at a Harpies for Child Rapists concert.
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I hate this band.
I wouldn't be caught dead at a Harpies for Child Rapists concert.
I wouldn't be caught dead at a Harpies for Child Rapists concert.
You can almost see the exhausted contempt in his eyes when he says "ICE".
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
You can almost see the exhausted contempt in his eyes when he says "ICE".
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
It's how he dresses in the middle of the day when he has to do an emergency 7-11 run when he's out of corn nuts.
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
It's how he dresses in the middle of the day when he has to do an emergency 7-11 run when he's out of corn nuts.
Looking forward to the karma buffet.
February 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Looking forward to the karma buffet.
Based on these photos, they should be apprehending everyone dressed like an ICE agent. www.themorningsun.com/2026/02/10/f...
FBI releases photos, video of possible Nancy Guthrie kidnapping suspect
Photo showing a masked figure outside the home of Savannah Guthrie’s missing mom, Nancy Guthrie, were released by the FBI Tuesday.
www.themorningsun.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Based on these photos, they should be apprehending everyone dressed like an ICE agent. www.themorningsun.com/2026/02/10/f...
In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln: "Boo-fucking-hoo."
Disgruntled ICE employees bitching on Reddit about not getting paid.
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln: "Boo-fucking-hoo."
Irony here is completely lost on this bonehead.
Rules? From the party headed by a 34x convicted felon? From the party that is eviscerating the Constitution?
Spare me your appeals to fucking decorum you dipshit Nazi collaborator.
PS: enjoy your last term in Congress, fucko.
Rules? From the party headed by a 34x convicted felon? From the party that is eviscerating the Constitution?
Spare me your appeals to fucking decorum you dipshit Nazi collaborator.
PS: enjoy your last term in Congress, fucko.
February 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Irony here is completely lost on this bonehead.
Rules? From the party headed by a 34x convicted felon? From the party that is eviscerating the Constitution?
Spare me your appeals to fucking decorum you dipshit Nazi collaborator.
PS: enjoy your last term in Congress, fucko.
Rules? From the party headed by a 34x convicted felon? From the party that is eviscerating the Constitution?
Spare me your appeals to fucking decorum you dipshit Nazi collaborator.
PS: enjoy your last term in Congress, fucko.
Proud that these heroes are representing us abroad.
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Proud that these heroes are representing us abroad.
Disgruntled ICE employees bitching on Reddit about not getting paid.
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Disgruntled ICE employees bitching on Reddit about not getting paid.
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
If they're this stupid with the hiring contracts they signed, good luck navigating the legal trouble they'll be facing at Nuremberg 2.0.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
MAGA: The halftime show should be in ENGLISH!
Kid Rock: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!
Bad Bunny: God Bless America!
MAGA: I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said!
Kid Rock: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!
Bad Bunny: God Bless America!
MAGA: I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said!
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
MAGA: The halftime show should be in ENGLISH!
Kid Rock: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!
Bad Bunny: God Bless America!
MAGA: I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said!
Kid Rock: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!
Bad Bunny: God Bless America!
MAGA: I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said!
The dog ate my homework
February 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
The dog ate my homework
MUST LISTEN
Only 2 1/2 minutes long
Only 2 1/2 minutes long
February 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
MUST LISTEN
Only 2 1/2 minutes long
Only 2 1/2 minutes long
Question we'd love to hear:
"Why does your agency have contempt for the Constitution?"
"What's a more serious violation of the law? Civil infractions like not be documented, or violating Constitutionally protected rights?"
"Why should taxpayers fund the blatant lawlessness of your agents?"
"Why does your agency have contempt for the Constitution?"
"What's a more serious violation of the law? Civil infractions like not be documented, or violating Constitutionally protected rights?"
"Why should taxpayers fund the blatant lawlessness of your agents?"
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Question we'd love to hear:
"Why does your agency have contempt for the Constitution?"
"What's a more serious violation of the law? Civil infractions like not be documented, or violating Constitutionally protected rights?"
"Why should taxpayers fund the blatant lawlessness of your agents?"
"Why does your agency have contempt for the Constitution?"
"What's a more serious violation of the law? Civil infractions like not be documented, or violating Constitutionally protected rights?"
"Why should taxpayers fund the blatant lawlessness of your agents?"
Trump is mentioned more than A MILLION TIMES in the Epstein Files.
And we thought 38,000 mentions was more than enough to bury this monster.
And we thought 38,000 mentions was more than enough to bury this monster.
Rep Raskin reports he reviewed the full unredacted Epstein Files & Trump's name appears MORE THAN A MILLION TIMES.
We knew of 38K times—meaning we know of only ~3% of Trump's involvement with a convicted child sexual abuser & sex trafficker.
Anyone still unwilling to impeach & remove is complicit.
We knew of 38K times—meaning we know of only ~3% of Trump's involvement with a convicted child sexual abuser & sex trafficker.
Anyone still unwilling to impeach & remove is complicit.
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Trump is mentioned more than A MILLION TIMES in the Epstein Files.
And we thought 38,000 mentions was more than enough to bury this monster.
And we thought 38,000 mentions was more than enough to bury this monster.
This:
"If you don't want to be called a fascist regime, STOP ACTING LIKE ONE."
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
"If you don't want to be called a fascist regime, STOP ACTING LIKE ONE."
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Goldman: You said references to ICE as secret police encourages threats. The problem is you have it backwards sir. People are making valid observations about your tactics which are outright fascist. If you don’t want to be called a fascist regime, stop acting like one.
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
This:
"If you don't want to be called a fascist regime, STOP ACTING LIKE ONE."
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
"If you don't want to be called a fascist regime, STOP ACTING LIKE ONE."
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Baffling how someone who is 6'4" can stand up without a spine.
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Baffling how someone who is 6'4" can stand up without a spine.
RIGHT???
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
RIGHT???
"I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD BAD BUNNY SAID!"
Bad Bunny: "God Bless America!"
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!"
Bad Bunny: "God Bless America!"
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!"
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
"I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD BAD BUNNY SAID!"
Bad Bunny: "God Bless America!"
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!"
Bad Bunny: "God Bless America!"
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!"
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"This is Mia, 7 years old -- 'I don't want to be in this place. I want to be in my school'" -- Walkinshaw confronts Lyons with letters written by kids being detained by ICE
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"This is Mia, 7 years old -- 'I don't want to be in this place. I want to be in my school'" -- Walkinshaw confronts Lyons with letters written by kids being detained by ICE
Faces of evil.
If anyone has seen "One Battle After Another" this is the real life Christmas Adventurers Club
If anyone has seen "One Battle After Another" this is the real life Christmas Adventurers Club
February 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Faces of evil.
If anyone has seen "One Battle After Another" this is the real life Christmas Adventurers Club
If anyone has seen "One Battle After Another" this is the real life Christmas Adventurers Club
Only February and I've used up my quota of "FUCKS" for the next decade and those of the people up and down my street.
Next time I will apply for unlimited FUCKS because this is ridiculous.
Next time I will apply for unlimited FUCKS because this is ridiculous.
February 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Only February and I've used up my quota of "FUCKS" for the next decade and those of the people up and down my street.
Next time I will apply for unlimited FUCKS because this is ridiculous.
Next time I will apply for unlimited FUCKS because this is ridiculous.
From the party that lectures immigrants to "just do things the legal way."
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
From the party that lectures immigrants to "just do things the legal way."
No. No pardon. Just lawyer up motherfucker.
February 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
No. No pardon. Just lawyer up motherfucker.