Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
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Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Bondi would have "scored" more political points by simply turning to the victims and saying, "You have my word, we are doing everything we can to bring those who wronged you to justice." It would have taken ammo away from the Democrats.
But she's too stupid and arrogant to know that.
But she's too stupid and arrogant to know that.
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Bondi would have "scored" more political points by simply turning to the victims and saying, "You have my word, we are doing everything we can to bring those who wronged you to justice." It would have taken ammo away from the Democrats.
But she's too stupid and arrogant to know that.
But she's too stupid and arrogant to know that.
Remember this. Our Representatives are US.
When Pam Bondi refuses to answer our Representatives questions she is ignoring the American people. When instead of answering she hurls insults she is insulting the American people.
She thinks she's royalty, but WE are her boss.
When Pam Bondi refuses to answer our Representatives questions she is ignoring the American people. When instead of answering she hurls insults she is insulting the American people.
She thinks she's royalty, but WE are her boss.
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Remember this. Our Representatives are US.
When Pam Bondi refuses to answer our Representatives questions she is ignoring the American people. When instead of answering she hurls insults she is insulting the American people.
She thinks she's royalty, but WE are her boss.
When Pam Bondi refuses to answer our Representatives questions she is ignoring the American people. When instead of answering she hurls insults she is insulting the American people.
She thinks she's royalty, but WE are her boss.
WOW. This from the party that was foaming at the mouth about Biden "spying" on them.
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
WOW. This from the party that was foaming at the mouth about Biden "spying" on them.
Bondi: "I'm not going to get in the gutter for her theatrics."
CONTEXT - Pam Bondi was asked to face Epstein's survivors and apologize for the DOJ's mishandling of the case.
She was calling the survivors 'the gutter.'
CONTEXT - Pam Bondi was asked to face Epstein's survivors and apologize for the DOJ's mishandling of the case.
She was calling the survivors 'the gutter.'
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Bondi: "I'm not going to get in the gutter for her theatrics."
CONTEXT - Pam Bondi was asked to face Epstein's survivors and apologize for the DOJ's mishandling of the case.
She was calling the survivors 'the gutter.'
CONTEXT - Pam Bondi was asked to face Epstein's survivors and apologize for the DOJ's mishandling of the case.
She was calling the survivors 'the gutter.'
Disgusting
February 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Disgusting
Tells you what a bubble she lives in
February 11, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Tells you what a bubble she lives in
"Weak sauce!"
LOL LOVE IT
LOL LOVE IT
BONDI: You didn't ask Merrick Garland anything about Epstein
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
"Weak sauce!"
LOL LOVE IT
LOL LOVE IT
ICE OUT sign spotted at the Seahawks Superbowl parade today!
WOOHOO!!!!
WOOHOO!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
ICE OUT sign spotted at the Seahawks Superbowl parade today!
WOOHOO!!!!
WOOHOO!!!!
Let me summarize the Bondi hearing-
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Let me summarize the Bondi hearing-
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
Trained seal Pam Bondi cries: "THIS IS A CIRCUS!"
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Trained seal Pam Bondi cries: "THIS IS A CIRCUS!"
Amazing photo.
Trauma, heartbreak, disappointment, contempt, loathing, and the feeling of being betrayed.
You can see it in their eyes as they direct their gaze at Bondi, someone in a unique position to vindicate them and go after the monsters that destroyed their innocence.
She's indifferent.
Trauma, heartbreak, disappointment, contempt, loathing, and the feeling of being betrayed.
You can see it in their eyes as they direct their gaze at Bondi, someone in a unique position to vindicate them and go after the monsters that destroyed their innocence.
She's indifferent.
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Amazing photo.
Trauma, heartbreak, disappointment, contempt, loathing, and the feeling of being betrayed.
You can see it in their eyes as they direct their gaze at Bondi, someone in a unique position to vindicate them and go after the monsters that destroyed their innocence.
She's indifferent.
Trauma, heartbreak, disappointment, contempt, loathing, and the feeling of being betrayed.
You can see it in their eyes as they direct their gaze at Bondi, someone in a unique position to vindicate them and go after the monsters that destroyed their innocence.
She's indifferent.
Does she only have on expression?
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Does she only have on expression?
I'm just waiting for Pam Bondi to answer with, "Your mother."
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I'm just waiting for Pam Bondi to answer with, "Your mother."
Let me summarize the Bondi hearing-
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Let me summarize the Bondi hearing-
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
This isn't your show, Pammy.
February 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
This isn't your show, Pammy.
Hostile witness
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Hostile witness
Let me summarize the Bondi hearing-
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you. Hail Hydra.
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you. Hail Hydra.
February 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Let me summarize the Bondi hearing-
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you. Hail Hydra.
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you. Hail Hydra.
Let me summarize the Bondi hearing-
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Let me summarize the Bondi hearing-
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
It's frustrating to watch.
However Rep. Ted Lieu just told her to her face, "I believe you just lied under oath."
However Rep. Ted Lieu just told her to her face, "I believe you just lied under oath."
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
It's frustrating to watch.
However Rep. Ted Lieu just told her to her face, "I believe you just lied under oath."
However Rep. Ted Lieu just told her to her face, "I believe you just lied under oath."
It's really no coincidence that Jim Jordan's physical posture and body language are exactly like Gollum's.
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
It's really no coincidence that Jim Jordan's physical posture and body language are exactly like Gollum's.
Pam Bondi sure is a whiny little baby.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Pam Bondi sure is a whiny little baby.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
Bondi is under the mistaken impression that she's in charge of this hearing.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Bondi is under the mistaken impression that she's in charge of this hearing.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
And the way Pramila Jayapal speaks to Pam Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
And the way Pramila Jayapal speaks to Pam Bondi.
America, pay attention.
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
America, pay attention.
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
"I'm so sorry the Democrats are being so mean to you!"
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
"I'm so sorry the Democrats are being so mean to you!"
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing