Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
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Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Bondi would have "scored" more political points by simply turning to the victims and saying, "You have my word, we are doing everything we can to bring those who wronged you to justice." It would have taken ammo away from the Democrats.
But she's too stupid and arrogant to know that.
But she's too stupid and arrogant to know that.
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Bondi would have "scored" more political points by simply turning to the victims and saying, "You have my word, we are doing everything we can to bring those who wronged you to justice." It would have taken ammo away from the Democrats.
But she's too stupid and arrogant to know that.
But she's too stupid and arrogant to know that.
Remember this. Our Representatives are US.
When Pam Bondi refuses to answer our Representatives questions she is ignoring the American people. When instead of answering she hurls insults she is insulting the American people.
She thinks she's royalty, but WE are her boss.
When Pam Bondi refuses to answer our Representatives questions she is ignoring the American people. When instead of answering she hurls insults she is insulting the American people.
She thinks she's royalty, but WE are her boss.
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Remember this. Our Representatives are US.
When Pam Bondi refuses to answer our Representatives questions she is ignoring the American people. When instead of answering she hurls insults she is insulting the American people.
She thinks she's royalty, but WE are her boss.
When Pam Bondi refuses to answer our Representatives questions she is ignoring the American people. When instead of answering she hurls insults she is insulting the American people.
She thinks she's royalty, but WE are her boss.
Bondi: "I'm not going to get in the gutter for her theatrics."
CONTEXT - Pam Bondi was asked to face Epstein's survivors and apologize for the DOJ's mishandling of the case.
She was calling the survivors 'the gutter.'
CONTEXT - Pam Bondi was asked to face Epstein's survivors and apologize for the DOJ's mishandling of the case.
She was calling the survivors 'the gutter.'
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Bondi: "I'm not going to get in the gutter for her theatrics."
CONTEXT - Pam Bondi was asked to face Epstein's survivors and apologize for the DOJ's mishandling of the case.
She was calling the survivors 'the gutter.'
CONTEXT - Pam Bondi was asked to face Epstein's survivors and apologize for the DOJ's mishandling of the case.
She was calling the survivors 'the gutter.'
"Weak sauce!"
LOL LOVE IT
LOL LOVE IT
BONDI: You didn't ask Merrick Garland anything about Epstein
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
BALINT: Weak sauce
BONDI: And with this antisemitic culture right now, she voted against a resolution--
BALINT: You want to go there! Really? Talking about antisemitism to a woman who lost her grandfather in the Holocaust! *storms off*
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
"Weak sauce!"
LOL LOVE IT
LOL LOVE IT
ICE OUT sign spotted at the Seahawks Superbowl parade today!
WOOHOO!!!!
WOOHOO!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
ICE OUT sign spotted at the Seahawks Superbowl parade today!
WOOHOO!!!!
WOOHOO!!!!
Trained seal Pam Bondi cries: "THIS IS A CIRCUS!"
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Trained seal Pam Bondi cries: "THIS IS A CIRCUS!"
Amazing photo.
Trauma, heartbreak, disappointment, contempt, loathing, and the feeling of being betrayed.
You can see it in their eyes as they direct their gaze at Bondi, someone in a unique position to vindicate them and go after the monsters that destroyed their innocence.
She's indifferent.
Trauma, heartbreak, disappointment, contempt, loathing, and the feeling of being betrayed.
You can see it in their eyes as they direct their gaze at Bondi, someone in a unique position to vindicate them and go after the monsters that destroyed their innocence.
She's indifferent.
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Amazing photo.
Trauma, heartbreak, disappointment, contempt, loathing, and the feeling of being betrayed.
You can see it in their eyes as they direct their gaze at Bondi, someone in a unique position to vindicate them and go after the monsters that destroyed their innocence.
She's indifferent.
Trauma, heartbreak, disappointment, contempt, loathing, and the feeling of being betrayed.
You can see it in their eyes as they direct their gaze at Bondi, someone in a unique position to vindicate them and go after the monsters that destroyed their innocence.
She's indifferent.
Does she only have on expression?
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Does she only have on expression?
I'm just waiting for Pam Bondi to answer with, "Your mother."
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I'm just waiting for Pam Bondi to answer with, "Your mother."
Let me summarize the Bondi hearing-
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Let me summarize the Bondi hearing-
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
Democrats: Explain why the DOJ fucked up and exposed the Epstein victims.
Bondi: But Biden! But Garland! THIS IS A CIRCUS!
GOP: I'm sorry they're being mean to you, Pam. Please keep protecting pedohiles, you're doing a great job and we thank you, Hail Hydra.
It's really no coincidence that Jim Jordan's physical posture and body language are exactly like Gollum's.
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
It's really no coincidence that Jim Jordan's physical posture and body language are exactly like Gollum's.
Pam Bondi sure is a whiny little baby.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Pam Bondi sure is a whiny little baby.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
Almost as whiny as Trump.
Bondi is under the mistaken impression that she's in charge of this hearing.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Bondi is under the mistaken impression that she's in charge of this hearing.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
Bitch please. We taxpayers pay your fucking salary, and we authorize OUR REPRESENTATIVES to scrutinize your shitty performance. You will answer when asked a question because WE THE PEOPLE are your fucking boss.
America, pay attention.
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
America, pay attention.
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
Pam Bondi, and every Republican in Congress want you to know that NOT ONLY do they protect pedophiles, but they attack legitimate demands to go after pedophiles as "theatrics."
"I'm so sorry the Democrats are being so mean to you!"
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
"I'm so sorry the Democrats are being so mean to you!"
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
-every GOP member in the Bondi hearing
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February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Here's how to reform ICE.
Step One: Abolish it.
Step Two: "Reform it" into a wrecking crew to demolish all of Trump's concentration camps. Anyone that doesn't work construction can man the taco trucks or clean the port-o-potties.
Step One: Abolish it.
Step Two: "Reform it" into a wrecking crew to demolish all of Trump's concentration camps. Anyone that doesn't work construction can man the taco trucks or clean the port-o-potties.
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Here's how to reform ICE.
Step One: Abolish it.
Step Two: "Reform it" into a wrecking crew to demolish all of Trump's concentration camps. Anyone that doesn't work construction can man the taco trucks or clean the port-o-potties.
Step One: Abolish it.
Step Two: "Reform it" into a wrecking crew to demolish all of Trump's concentration camps. Anyone that doesn't work construction can man the taco trucks or clean the port-o-potties.
Bondi won't even look the survivors in the eye. She refused to apologize to them, when directly asked, for her department's contempt and incompetence.
Instead she calls the request for an apology "THEATRICS" and blathers about Merrick Garland.
I'm glad America gets to see this evil first hand.
Instead she calls the request for an apology "THEATRICS" and blathers about Merrick Garland.
I'm glad America gets to see this evil first hand.
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Bondi won't even look the survivors in the eye. She refused to apologize to them, when directly asked, for her department's contempt and incompetence.
Instead she calls the request for an apology "THEATRICS" and blathers about Merrick Garland.
I'm glad America gets to see this evil first hand.
Instead she calls the request for an apology "THEATRICS" and blathers about Merrick Garland.
I'm glad America gets to see this evil first hand.
Jayapal: Will you face these survivors and apologize?
Bondi: (refuses to apologize) Merrick Garland bla bla bla.
Jayapal: I'm reclaiming my time because she won't answer the question.
Bondi: You don't like my answer.
Bondi: (refuses to apologize) Merrick Garland bla bla bla.
Jayapal: I'm reclaiming my time because she won't answer the question.
Bondi: You don't like my answer.
February 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Jayapal: Will you face these survivors and apologize?
Bondi: (refuses to apologize) Merrick Garland bla bla bla.
Jayapal: I'm reclaiming my time because she won't answer the question.
Bondi: You don't like my answer.
Bondi: (refuses to apologize) Merrick Garland bla bla bla.
Jayapal: I'm reclaiming my time because she won't answer the question.
Bondi: You don't like my answer.
Jayapal is a superhero.
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Jayapal is a superhero.
Issa GO FUCK YOURSELF.
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Issa GO FUCK YOURSELF.
There it is
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 AM
There it is
holy fucking shit
Looks like someone in the FBI/DOJ was real interested in Savannah’s interviews with Virginia Guiffre 👀👀👀
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
holy fucking shit
He wishes he could make himself disappear right now
Don’t forget that David Copperfield is also all over the Epstein files.
Everyone that has harmed children or covered up for this needs to be prosecuted whether they are a celebrity, the president, or anyone else.
Everyone that has harmed children or covered up for this needs to be prosecuted whether they are a celebrity, the president, or anyone else.
February 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
He wishes he could make himself disappear right now
You can almost see the exhausted contempt in his eyes when he says "ICE".
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
You can almost see the exhausted contempt in his eyes when he says "ICE".
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.
I love it.
Then again, this is highly disturbing shit. We all already suspect ICE agents have criminal backgrounds, and we'd be right.