Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
@capnjackresists.bsky.social
Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him
I hate this band.
I wouldn't be caught dead at a Harpies for Child Rapists concert.
I wouldn't be caught dead at a Harpies for Child Rapists concert.
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I hate this band.
I wouldn't be caught dead at a Harpies for Child Rapists concert.
I wouldn't be caught dead at a Harpies for Child Rapists concert.
It's how he dresses in the middle of the day when he has to do an emergency 7-11 run when he's out of corn nuts.
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
It's how he dresses in the middle of the day when he has to do an emergency 7-11 run when he's out of corn nuts.
Looking forward to the karma buffet.
February 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Looking forward to the karma buffet.
Irony here is completely lost on this bonehead.
Rules? From the party headed by a 34x convicted felon? From the party that is eviscerating the Constitution?
Spare me your appeals to fucking decorum you dipshit Nazi collaborator.
PS: enjoy your last term in Congress, fucko.
Rules? From the party headed by a 34x convicted felon? From the party that is eviscerating the Constitution?
Spare me your appeals to fucking decorum you dipshit Nazi collaborator.
PS: enjoy your last term in Congress, fucko.
February 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Irony here is completely lost on this bonehead.
Rules? From the party headed by a 34x convicted felon? From the party that is eviscerating the Constitution?
Spare me your appeals to fucking decorum you dipshit Nazi collaborator.
PS: enjoy your last term in Congress, fucko.
Rules? From the party headed by a 34x convicted felon? From the party that is eviscerating the Constitution?
Spare me your appeals to fucking decorum you dipshit Nazi collaborator.
PS: enjoy your last term in Congress, fucko.
MAGA: The halftime show should be in ENGLISH!
Kid Rock: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!
Bad Bunny: God Bless America!
MAGA: I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said!
Kid Rock: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!
Bad Bunny: God Bless America!
MAGA: I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said!
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
MAGA: The halftime show should be in ENGLISH!
Kid Rock: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!
Bad Bunny: God Bless America!
MAGA: I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said!
Kid Rock: Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!
Bad Bunny: God Bless America!
MAGA: I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said!
The dog ate my homework
February 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
The dog ate my homework
Question we'd love to hear:
"Why does your agency have contempt for the Constitution?"
"What's a more serious violation of the law? Civil infractions like not be documented, or violating Constitutionally protected rights?"
"Why should taxpayers fund the blatant lawlessness of your agents?"
"Why does your agency have contempt for the Constitution?"
"What's a more serious violation of the law? Civil infractions like not be documented, or violating Constitutionally protected rights?"
"Why should taxpayers fund the blatant lawlessness of your agents?"
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Question we'd love to hear:
"Why does your agency have contempt for the Constitution?"
"What's a more serious violation of the law? Civil infractions like not be documented, or violating Constitutionally protected rights?"
"Why should taxpayers fund the blatant lawlessness of your agents?"
"Why does your agency have contempt for the Constitution?"
"What's a more serious violation of the law? Civil infractions like not be documented, or violating Constitutionally protected rights?"
"Why should taxpayers fund the blatant lawlessness of your agents?"
Baffling how someone who is 6'4" can stand up without a spine.
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Baffling how someone who is 6'4" can stand up without a spine.
RIGHT???
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
RIGHT???
"I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD BAD BUNNY SAID!"
Bad Bunny: "God Bless America!"
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!"
Bad Bunny: "God Bless America!"
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!"
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
"I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD BAD BUNNY SAID!"
Bad Bunny: "God Bless America!"
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!"
Bad Bunny: "God Bless America!"
Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy!"
From the party that lectures immigrants to "just do things the legal way."
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
From the party that lectures immigrants to "just do things the legal way."
No. No pardon. Just lawyer up motherfucker.
February 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
No. No pardon. Just lawyer up motherfucker.