Captain Balkon (Niels)
@captainbalkon.bsky.social
Be excellent to eachother, but do not tolerate the intolerant.
Going live again in a few minutes with more Earthbound!
Catch me @ www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
Catch me @ www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
Captain_Balkon - Twitch
New variety streamer! I have no idea what's gonna happen, but that's the fun part I guess!
www.twitch.tv
February 11, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Going live again in a few minutes with more Earthbound!
Catch me @ www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
Catch me @ www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
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I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
Going live with some good ol' Earthbound, and maybe some more Super Nintendo or other stuff!
www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
February 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Going live with some good ol' Earthbound, and maybe some more Super Nintendo or other stuff!
www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
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As we head into the weekend, a quick reminder that Earth Must Die requires your PURCHASE and REVIEW please, so that we stay totally relevant.
Every copy sold at this critical juncture helps us out more than, like three copies sold next week. So please do.
store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
Every copy sold at this critical juncture helps us out more than, like three copies sold next week. So please do.
store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
As we head into the weekend, a quick reminder that Earth Must Die requires your PURCHASE and REVIEW please, so that we stay totally relevant.
Every copy sold at this critical juncture helps us out more than, like three copies sold next week. So please do.
store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
Every copy sold at this critical juncture helps us out more than, like three copies sold next week. So please do.
store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
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January 28, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Going live with @timegentleman.bsky.social and @danthat.bsky.social's new game, Earth Must Die!
www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
Captain_Balkon - Twitch
New variety streamer! I have no idea what's gonna happen, but that's the fun part I guess!
www.twitch.tv
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Going live with @timegentleman.bsky.social and @danthat.bsky.social's new game, Earth Must Die!
www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
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When you meet another Sonic fan
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
When you meet another Sonic fan
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I think there should be a law requiring him and only him to change his last name to reflect whichever company he's working with and right now, for the sake of journalistic integrity, I believe we and the press should all be referring to him by his upcoming name, "Doug Megatron."
Nintendo of America’s recently retired president and COO, Doug Bowser, has joined the board of directors of toy giant Hasbro www.videogameschronicle.com/news/doug-bo...
January 20, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I think there should be a law requiring him and only him to change his last name to reflect whichever company he's working with and right now, for the sake of journalistic integrity, I believe we and the press should all be referring to him by his upcoming name, "Doug Megatron."
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My reckon is that it's a societal good to celebrate the deaths and downfalls of terrible people. Shame is a powerful motivator. If people cannot find goodness within themselves, there is a solid chance that they will come to it by seeing people, en masse, refusing to shed a tear for the cruel.
January 14, 2026 at 7:34 AM
My reckon is that it's a societal good to celebrate the deaths and downfalls of terrible people. Shame is a powerful motivator. If people cannot find goodness within themselves, there is a solid chance that they will come to it by seeing people, en masse, refusing to shed a tear for the cruel.
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
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"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts"
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 AM
"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts"
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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🎄☢ MERRY CHRISTMAS 2025 ☢🎄
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(3/3)
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
🎄☢ MERRY CHRISTMAS 2025 ☢🎄
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🎄☢ MERRY CHRISTMAS 2025 ☢🎄
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December 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
🎄☢ MERRY CHRISTMAS 2025 ☢🎄
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🎄☢ MERRY CHRISTMAS 2025 ☢🎄
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(1/3)
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
🎄☢ MERRY CHRISTMAS 2025 ☢🎄
(1/3)
(1/3)
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
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manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
🕯 🕯
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▶ ko-fi.com/meerka ◀
I’m opening discounted art commissions on Ko-fi to help cover my cat’s medical expenses. It seems she has a teeth/gum infection. I don't know how much the treatment will end up costing but the price of a dental consultation already exceeds my budget+
I’m opening discounted art commissions on Ko-fi to help cover my cat’s medical expenses. It seems she has a teeth/gum infection. I don't know how much the treatment will end up costing but the price of a dental consultation already exceeds my budget+
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
▶ ko-fi.com/meerka ◀
I’m opening discounted art commissions on Ko-fi to help cover my cat’s medical expenses. It seems she has a teeth/gum infection. I don't know how much the treatment will end up costing but the price of a dental consultation already exceeds my budget+
I’m opening discounted art commissions on Ko-fi to help cover my cat’s medical expenses. It seems she has a teeth/gum infection. I don't know how much the treatment will end up costing but the price of a dental consultation already exceeds my budget+
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