Captain Bronco
@captainbronco.com
Apple / Denver Broncos / Padres fanboy. Delivering only #PlatinumContent.
Identify as: Meat Snack.
Favorite Quote: “God damnit, Donut”
Identify as: Meat Snack.
Favorite Quote: “God damnit, Donut”
Pinned
Captain Bronco
@captainbronco.com
· Nov 12
a poster that says world champions 50 super bowl on it
ALT: a poster that says world champions 50 super bowl on it
media.tenor.com
Everyone who is worried about this #Broncos team needs to remember the 2015 #SuperBowl season. Brock Osweiller started several games, and we had a stellar defense.
Seems like a winning Super Bowl season to me coming up!
Seems like a winning Super Bowl season to me coming up!
Someone tell Chris Collinsworth it is IMPOSSIBLE now for them to make the playoffs.
a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Someone tell Chris Collinsworth it is IMPOSSIBLE now for them to make the playoffs.
#NFL doing morning sandwich time?!
elmo says take me lucifer while standing in front of flames
ALT: elmo says take me lucifer while standing in front of flames
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
#NFL doing morning sandwich time?!
I ❤️ that every #NFL “talking head” is on the “fraud” game train on my #Broncos
Cool, see you later fuck faces.
Cool, see you later fuck faces.
a young man is wearing sunglasses and saying `` you know how we do lol '' .
ALT: a young man is wearing sunglasses and saying `` you know how we do lol '' .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m all about heart and grit. That’s why Philip Rivers coming back is my AWESOME BIG BOY AWARD this year. 🥇
a woman is laughing with her hands in her hair and the words `` i can t wait '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a woman is laughing with her hands in her hair and the words `` i can t wait '' written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I’m all about heart and grit. That’s why Philip Rivers coming back is my AWESOME BIG BOY AWARD this year. 🥇
@thakman.bsky.social fellow dog father and Broncos fan. You my boy BLUE!!
a man is screaming with his mouth open and the words `` you 're my boy '' written on his face .
ALT: a man is screaming with his mouth open and the words `` you 're my boy '' written on his face .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@thakman.bsky.social fellow dog father and Broncos fan. You my boy BLUE!!
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
December 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I wish more artists would use 80’s synth vibes in their music so I could relive my 80’s mall wondering.
a man in a white sweater is playing a keyboard with a vase of flowers in the background
ALT: a man in a white sweater is playing a keyboard with a vase of flowers in the background
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I wish more artists would use 80’s synth vibes in their music so I could relive my 80’s mall wondering.
Made some buttered wheat loafs. Carb boy is very happy.
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Made some buttered wheat loafs. Carb boy is very happy.
Please tell me the world is done with the “Paul Brothers.”
How people even engage or watch the crap those tools put out is beyond me.
How people even engage or watch the crap those tools put out is beyond me.
oscar the grouch from sesame street is sitting in a trash can with the word trash written on it .
ALT: oscar the grouch from sesame street is sitting in a trash can with the word trash written on it .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Please tell me the world is done with the “Paul Brothers.”
How people even engage or watch the crap those tools put out is beyond me.
How people even engage or watch the crap those tools put out is beyond me.
The #Supergirl teaser looks amazing! Definitely has #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy vibes in it.
Fun movies like this make me WANT to go to the theater.
Fun movies like this make me WANT to go to the theater.
Supergirl | Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by DC
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The #Supergirl teaser looks amazing! Definitely has #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy vibes in it.
Fun movies like this make me WANT to go to the theater.
Fun movies like this make me WANT to go to the theater.
We did cover a lot this week...and it was glorious.
"Pete Carroll looks like he went to the mall and forgot where his car was." — @johnreidy.bsky.social 🚙.
#Broncos sweep the #Raiders, Christmas music, Phillip Rivers is BACK, Chris Collinsworth is a tool and SOOO much more.
Oh, and OUR BRONCOS ARE #1 In THE NFL
#Broncos sweep the #Raiders, Christmas music, Phillip Rivers is BACK, Chris Collinsworth is a tool and SOOO much more.
Oh, and OUR BRONCOS ARE #1 In THE NFL
Sweeping the Raiders & The #1 Seed Reality — The Broncos Booze-Up Podcast — The Broncos Booze-Up Podcast
The Denver Broncos have officially swept the Las Vegas Raiders and climbed to the #1 seed in the AFC, exceeding every expectation set this season.
www.broncosboozeup.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We did cover a lot this week...and it was glorious.
Reposted by Captain Bronco
In less than 15 minutes, me and @captainbronco.com go live to discuss YOUR first place Denver Broncos. And how Pete Carroll is a confused old man who should hang it up. Join us, will you?
www.youtube.com/live/YXBsJft...
www.youtube.com/live/YXBsJft...
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
In less than 15 minutes, me and @captainbronco.com go live to discuss YOUR first place Denver Broncos. And how Pete Carroll is a confused old man who should hang it up. Join us, will you?
www.youtube.com/live/YXBsJft...
www.youtube.com/live/YXBsJft...
Why is it after all the years I clowned on #PhilipRivers, I'm excited for this little comeback of his??
a man wearing a chargers jersey stands in a dugout
ALT: a man wearing a chargers jersey stands in a dugout
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Why is it after all the years I clowned on #PhilipRivers, I'm excited for this little comeback of his??
We may have a new movie to reach the "Die Hard" level Christmas controversy 🤣
following a star ✅
getting pregnant from a non terrestrial life form ✅
a virgin mother ✅
in space nobody can hear you scream = silent night
alien is a nativity story
getting pregnant from a non terrestrial life form ✅
a virgin mother ✅
in space nobody can hear you scream = silent night
alien is a nativity story
me watching Alien rn
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We may have a new movie to reach the "Die Hard" level Christmas controversy 🤣
I just want everyone to marvel at my omelette skills!!
Not for me, but for my 14-year-old dog Tebow who’s decided she doesn’t eat kibble anymore.
Not for me, but for my 14-year-old dog Tebow who’s decided she doesn’t eat kibble anymore.
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I just want everyone to marvel at my omelette skills!!
Not for me, but for my 14-year-old dog Tebow who’s decided she doesn’t eat kibble anymore.
Not for me, but for my 14-year-old dog Tebow who’s decided she doesn’t eat kibble anymore.
When it comes to the #Broncos at this point I just want to enjoy the ride.
I want all the talking heads to continue to call this team a "fraud" or whatever other hyperbole they want to use.
Then when the Lombardi is back in the hands of its rightful owners. LAUGH IN EVERYONES FACE.
I want all the talking heads to continue to call this team a "fraud" or whatever other hyperbole they want to use.
Then when the Lombardi is back in the hands of its rightful owners. LAUGH IN EVERYONES FACE.
a football player wearing a helmet with the number 4280 on it
ALT: a football player wearing a helmet with the number 4280 on it
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When it comes to the #Broncos at this point I just want to enjoy the ride.
I want all the talking heads to continue to call this team a "fraud" or whatever other hyperbole they want to use.
Then when the Lombardi is back in the hands of its rightful owners. LAUGH IN EVERYONES FACE.
I want all the talking heads to continue to call this team a "fraud" or whatever other hyperbole they want to use.
Then when the Lombardi is back in the hands of its rightful owners. LAUGH IN EVERYONES FACE.
Look. We all say stupid shit. I’m one of them.
The fact that a former NFL player continues to Jeffery Epstein Patrick Mahomes is so odd and gross, it actually PATHETIC.
The fact that a former NFL player continues to Jeffery Epstein Patrick Mahomes is so odd and gross, it actually PATHETIC.
a man wearing a grey sweater and a red shirt has the word yuck on his shirt
ALT: a man wearing a grey sweater and a red shirt has the word yuck on his shirt
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Look. We all say stupid shit. I’m one of them.
The fact that a former NFL player continues to Jeffery Epstein Patrick Mahomes is so odd and gross, it actually PATHETIC.
The fact that a former NFL player continues to Jeffery Epstein Patrick Mahomes is so odd and gross, it actually PATHETIC.
I am not watching the #Chiefs game now because of that comment. That is the most asinine comment in the current state of the NFL I can think of.
a horse and a foal are standing in a field .
ALT: a horse and a foal are standing in a field .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I am not watching the #Chiefs game now because of that comment. That is the most asinine comment in the current state of the NFL I can think of.
Are you fucking kidding me, Chris Collinsworth literally said the #Chiefs could still win the Super Bowl! That guy is sucking Mahomes’s penis
a black and white photo of a banana on a black background
ALT: a black and white photo of a banana on a black background
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Are you fucking kidding me, Chris Collinsworth literally said the #Chiefs could still win the Super Bowl! That guy is sucking Mahomes’s penis
