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Captain Bronco
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Apple / Denver Broncos / Padres fanboy. Delivering only #PlatinumContent.

Identify as: Meat Snack.

Favorite Quote: “God damnit, Donut”
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Everyone who is worried about this #Broncos team needs to remember the 2015 #SuperBowl season. Brock Osweiller started several games, and we had a stellar defense.

Seems like a winning Super Bowl season to me coming up!
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Give it up for my Australian brother Luke!!!

#Broncos beer chugs from DOWN UNDER. ❤️ this man!!
Good morning Victory Monday to @captainbronco.com and Broncos Country! @broncosboozeup.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Literally THE BEST TEAM in the #NFL.
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December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Wait LIL JORDAN HUMPHREY?!! I missed a hell of a game today. I am so pumped about the playoffs.

Other teams are just cucks.
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December 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Hey. I just want you to know followers. I ❤️ you #Broncos Country, or smut book readers.
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December 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I mean. If this doesn’t scream #SuperBowl!! I hope @southstands303.bsky.social has 3oz of golden nectar ready. 😂
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Watching the replay of the #Broncos game. I know we won, but I have to enjoy EVERY FUCKING GAME.
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December 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
@johnreidy.bsky.social you can’t be grumpy at 12-2 and a fuck YOUUUUUUUU TO THE #NFL
December 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
#Broncos gonna win this and shut the #NFL the fuck up.
December 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I never thought I’d skeet this but SCREW Brandon McMyAnus. #Broncos
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My wife dragged me to a musical. Can someone tell me how the feels of this #Broncos game is going. I’m only seeing the score.
December 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Someone tell Chris Collinsworth it is IMPOSSIBLE now for them to make the playoffs.
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December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
#NFL doing morning sandwich time?!
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December 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I ❤️ that every #NFL “talking head” is on the “fraud” game train on my #Broncos

Cool, see you later fuck faces.
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December 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If you ain’t excited about a #Broncos beer chug this early. You losing.
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I’m all about heart and grit. That’s why Philip Rivers coming back is my AWESOME BIG BOY AWARD this year. 🥇
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December 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@thakman.bsky.social fellow dog father and Broncos fan. You my boy BLUE!!
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December 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Time for MY “fraudster” #Broncos to clinch a playoff spot. LETS GOOOOOO! #NFL
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You know what time it is @johnreidy.bsky.social.

Ya know. The movie you’ve never seen. 😉
December 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I wish more artists would use 80’s synth vibes in their music so I could relive my 80’s mall wondering.
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December 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Made some buttered wheat loafs. Carb boy is very happy.
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
To all my ladies out there.

Yes, even your man can do the #laundry when powered by a morning #beer! 🍻
December 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Please tell me the world is done with the “Paul Brothers.”

How people even engage or watch the crap those tools put out is beyond me.
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December 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The #Supergirl teaser looks amazing! Definitely has #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy vibes in it.

Fun movies like this make me WANT to go to the theater.
Supergirl | Official Teaser Trailer
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December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We did cover a lot this week...and it was glorious.
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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In less than 15 minutes, me and @captainbronco.com go live to discuss YOUR first place Denver Broncos. And how Pete Carroll is a confused old man who should hang it up. Join us, will you?
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December 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM