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Captain Bronco
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Apple / Denver Broncos / Padres fanboy. Delivering only #PlatinumContent.

Identify as: Meat Snack.

Favorite Quote: “God damnit, Donut”
I mean. If this doesn’t scream #SuperBowl!! I hope @southstands303.bsky.social has 3oz of golden nectar ready. 😂
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Never give up. Never surrender.
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Time for MY “fraudster” #Broncos to clinch a playoff spot. LETS GOOOOOO! #NFL
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You know what time it is @johnreidy.bsky.social.

Ya know. The movie you’ve never seen. 😉
December 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Made some buttered wheat loafs. Carb boy is very happy.
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
To all my ladies out there.

Yes, even your man can do the #laundry when powered by a morning #beer! 🍻
December 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I just want everyone to marvel at my omelette skills!!

Not for me, but for my 14-year-old dog Tebow who’s decided she doesn’t eat kibble anymore.
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Hey. #Broncos Country…LFG.
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hey. Best movie ever just arrived while watching the best #NFL team in football this year. #Blessed 🙏🏼
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
#Broncos up 21-7. I’m one TD from my prediction @johnreidy.bsky.social 😉
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I don’t think my stomach was quite ready for a pre 0600 #DenverBroncos Beer Chug.

#FuckTheRaiders.
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The future, according to #BuckRodgers
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Yes I just bought the 4K Limited Edition version of #TheLastStarfighter.

Of all the 80’s movies that need a revisit, THIS IS THE ONE.
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Felt like crap the past couple of days. Haven’t eaten, so was starving this afternoon.

Made myself a ribeye and mashed potatoes and these two start eyeing me down.
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
LETS FUCKING GO #BroncosCountry. It’s time for a #DBBC.
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Is there anything better than sports and #pizza?!

The answer is NO!

Made a thanksgiving left over and pepperoni pizza. Like my fat ass needs to eat more. 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Who the hell pre-orders a movie for $30. That’s what I call #Wicked NOT GOOD
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Yeah...but that Broncos elf at the bottom though :) Reminds me of old GNOME-shon Moreno RIP!!!
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Who is this Nick Wright guy who’s popping up on my feeds? Every time I see or hear him talk he sounds like a total ass hat and wrong!
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
In the words of #IceCube. Today was a good day!
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I have one thing to say @denver-broncos.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Made another #pizza for the #Broncos game.

This one is a chicken jalapeno. Calling this one the “spicy ender.”

This games gonna be close.
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
ONE JOB. WIN #Broncos

Thanks @tyflyguy15.bsky.social for the motivation 👊🏼
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM