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Captain Disillusion
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Videos. Educational? Not really. Funny? Eh.
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AI bubble? No thanks. Soap was working just FINE!
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Its just a temporary diversion while I gather the courage to move to LA & conquer Hollywood with my youthful energy & fresh ideas.

Aaany day now
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Hello. I rarely crowdsource anything. This is not a gag. It's a genuine request. I will give you $100 human dollars (and a shoutout in a future video, if you want) if you can help me procure the following, exact item, NEW:

On Cloudrock 2 Waterproof Boots
Color: "Chalk | Eclipse"
SIZE: US 12
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
HAPTIC | OPTIC
i am very smart

cINeMá!
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Tracking my hand
Tracking my head
Can't someone else
Track this instead
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Reposted by Captain Disillusion
We have forcibly installed the Stupid Machine in all of your homes but, of course, under no circumstances should you trust the Stupid Machine.
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I shouldn’t have showed these to them. They were never the same after.
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
They should do a YouTube where every piece of content is carefully considered for publication and produced by a team of skilled professionals represented by labor unions, and the titles & thumbnails are designed & marketed in a variety of styles, depending on genre & target audience.
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is where I post from, if you even care.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
That is, basically, how you make a kid.
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Why This Changes EVERYTHING (Forever) and NOT for the Better [EXPLAINED]

thumbnail text: GOODBYE (?)
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm gonna need @possumeveryhour.io to upgrade to Possum Every Minute, pls. Stress is just too high.
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Remember when it was a big controversy that google image search results had a button to link you directly to the image? lol
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Only 262 VFX/mograph shots to do on the video. Cool cool cool. That’s totally fine. I’ll almost certainly still be alive to finish it.
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I don't wanna see another thumbnail with that Nvidia money-going-around AI bubble chart. It's PLAYED OUT, man
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Scripted alt:
“Let’s make the year of hell… the year of hell NO.”
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Dang, it's not often you see elaborate stop-motion in these things.
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Rule of three……. can be an effective comedic device
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
same
How did I ever live without you adjustable unloading spout? ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
With powerful new AI matting tools, we don’t need greenscreens or manual rotoscoping anymore. Except for all the times when we do still need both of those things.
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It's Rebecca from Chums!
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I sent the intern to inspect the IMAX projection quality of the BTTF 40th anniversary release and he wasted time taking pics, pulling his “whatever, I’ve driven that DeLorean” face.
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Reposted by Captain Disillusion
Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels:

• YouTube Studio
• Settings
• Channel
• Advanced settings
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality"
• Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Reposted by Captain Disillusion
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hang on, still working on my light quips about the lab monkey massacre.
October 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM