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Kevin Snyder
@guns.bsky.social
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Chairman of the Poster-Farmer Party
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · Jun 19
In hot pursuit
Fritos truck
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 9h
Congratulations to us
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 9h
I am available for backdrop purposes
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 10h
Fucked up lion-rooster hybridtail
Lion’s Tail cocktail
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 10h
Sure man I’ll just snap off a chunk
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 10h
I am pleased to announce I have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 12h
You can look just like me
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 12h
🌀
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 13h
also supposedly there's a 15 minute timer on using the free food coupons in store but the timer is localized to your device so if you clear the app cache you can reset the timer and use another coupon immediately
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 13h
been doing it for a few days and you get 3-4 free food things per day in my experience. Submit your request 5x, wait for the emails (sometimes they're quick sometimes they take 6-8 hours) enter the codes in the app before midnight EST, then use your 10 bonus rolls
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 13h
Literally itching from all the bits of grass and mosquitos!
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 14h
it takes me four hours to mow the entire farm it sucks so bad
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 15h
Calling out increasingly baroque and intimidating names for my attacks, like the Litany of Agony or Mournful Dance Among the Dead, but every time I just shoot the enemy with my gun
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 16h
If I were the opposition party I would be screaming from the rooftops about corruption and promising a truly brutal anti corruption crackdown but what do I know
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 16h
Testing
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 20h
There may be some legal and logistical hurdles to the plan as well
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 20h
We just lock them all in their own camps 🧠
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d
but first piss off all the farmers so they also hate you
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d
a tall order to be sure
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d
it was kind of fun improvising
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d
I went to pizza hut with my friend last week and we ordered a couple modelos and the waitress brought them out unopened and we were like do you have a bottle opener and she was like nope sorry haha
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d
did you see my horrible wasp videos a few weeks ago
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d
Despite like half of the population here being of German descent I can only think of one here and it’s more of a bar than a restaurant. This was only on the menu for Oktoberfest I think!
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d
Fuck crab man, marry snakeroot, not sure I’m allowed to post the third one
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d
It’s 2 OBVIOUSLY
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1d
Mr Trump sir please do a hellfire strike on the people sending me scam calls every hour
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