Captain Limey
@captainlimey.bsky.social
A bit lime. Was on The Other Place.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Next up on BBC One:
Craig Parkinson and Mandip Gill star as mismatched detectives in the brand new AI-generated series “Fuck Me, We’re Police Sidekicks Again!”.
Craig Parkinson and Mandip Gill star as mismatched detectives in the brand new AI-generated series “Fuck Me, We’re Police Sidekicks Again!”.
January 24, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Next up on BBC One:
Craig Parkinson and Mandip Gill star as mismatched detectives in the brand new AI-generated series “Fuck Me, We’re Police Sidekicks Again!”.
Craig Parkinson and Mandip Gill star as mismatched detectives in the brand new AI-generated series “Fuck Me, We’re Police Sidekicks Again!”.
Trump to Norway: “Not giving me the Peace Prize means I can now invade, and it’s YOUR fault!”
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a shelf with stuffed animals and says d ' oh .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a shelf with stuffed animals and says d ' oh .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Trump to Norway: “Not giving me the Peace Prize means I can now invade, and it’s YOUR fault!”
The thing about malignant narcissists is that you should not underestimate their proclivity to go into scorched earth when they feel they are losing control.
Trump is currently at his most dangerous, exactly as he seems at his weakest and most cornered.
Trump is currently at his most dangerous, exactly as he seems at his weakest and most cornered.
January 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The thing about malignant narcissists is that you should not underestimate their proclivity to go into scorched earth when they feel they are losing control.
Trump is currently at his most dangerous, exactly as he seems at his weakest and most cornered.
Trump is currently at his most dangerous, exactly as he seems at his weakest and most cornered.
BBC reporters are obviously encouraged to use a Thesaurus when seeking polite ways of saying “completely unhinged”.
January 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
BBC reporters are obviously encouraged to use a Thesaurus when seeking polite ways of saying “completely unhinged”.
I have a terrible pun to go with today’s Wordle result, but out of respect for those who hate clues of any kind, I will refrain. You have no idea what iron discipline this decision has required…
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January 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I have a terrible pun to go with today’s Wordle result, but out of respect for those who hate clues of any kind, I will refrain. You have no idea what iron discipline this decision has required…
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That moment when you realise “I couldn’t find my camouflage pants this morning” isn’t quite the comedic gem you thought it was.
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy field with the words d ' oh written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy field with the words d ' oh written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
That moment when you realise “I couldn’t find my camouflage pants this morning” isn’t quite the comedic gem you thought it was.
What, to me, is confounding about the mainstream media’s continuing general free pass allowed to Trump is this:
The historical evidence over recent decades inexorably points to a man whose relationship with the truth is tenuous, to put it mildly;
The historical evidence over recent decades inexorably points to a man whose relationship with the truth is tenuous, to put it mildly;
January 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
What, to me, is confounding about the mainstream media’s continuing general free pass allowed to Trump is this:
The historical evidence over recent decades inexorably points to a man whose relationship with the truth is tenuous, to put it mildly;
The historical evidence over recent decades inexorably points to a man whose relationship with the truth is tenuous, to put it mildly;
Five years ago to this very day I wrote something to the effect that the Capitol Riots would be the death knell for Trump’s sadly-not-brief-enough tenure in US government. Talk about cockeyed-optimism!
January 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Five years ago to this very day I wrote something to the effect that the Capitol Riots would be the death knell for Trump’s sadly-not-brief-enough tenure in US government. Talk about cockeyed-optimism!
Priceless!
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Priceless!
Squeaky bum time again…
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December 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Squeaky bum time again…
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If he wins, our national broadcaster could be wrecked - and license fee payers could be stuck with the bill. 38d.gs/BBC_sued_df
Donald Trump has filed a $10bn lawsuit against the BBC over a Panorama documentary! 🚨 If he wins, our national broadcaster could be wrecked - and license fee payers could be stuck with the bill. Stand...
Donald Trump has filed a $10bn lawsuit against the BBC over a Panorama documentary! 🚨 If he wins, our national broadcaster could be wrecked - and license fee payers could be stuck with the bill. Stand...
38d.gs
December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If he wins, our national broadcaster could be wrecked - and license fee payers could be stuck with the bill. 38d.gs/BBC_sued_df
Anyone else spot a bit of a disconnect between this and *consults notes* blowing up Venezuelan fishing boats and then polishing off the survivors just for good measure?
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Anyone else spot a bit of a disconnect between this and *consults notes* blowing up Venezuelan fishing boats and then polishing off the survivors just for good measure?
I hate to be so cynical, but it is very weird how often newsworthy shootings always seem to happen when Trump is in deep political trouble.
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I hate to be so cynical, but it is very weird how often newsworthy shootings always seem to happen when Trump is in deep political trouble.
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"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
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He beat the wrap.
I'm so sorry. I'll get my coat.
I'm so sorry. I'll get my coat.
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
He beat the wrap.
I'm so sorry. I'll get my coat.
I'm so sorry. I'll get my coat.
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Not all heroes bear crepes.
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Not all heroes bear crepes.
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“Now is the winter of our Sunday lunch made bright summer by this piece of pork.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“Now is the winter of our Sunday lunch made bright summer by this piece of pork.”
A very old actor playing Richard III:
“A hoist, a hoist, a kingdom for a hoist!”
“A hoist, a hoist, a kingdom for a hoist!”
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A very old actor playing Richard III:
“A hoist, a hoist, a kingdom for a hoist!”
“A hoist, a hoist, a kingdom for a hoist!”
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Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
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The Media warning you of the dangers.
Trillion Dollar Multinationals ❌
Billionaires ❌
Multimillionaires ❌
Tax Havens ❌
Tax Benefits for the largest richest companies in the world ❌
Dirt poor immigrants, Disabled People and pensioners ✔️
Trillion Dollar Multinationals ❌
Billionaires ❌
Multimillionaires ❌
Tax Havens ❌
Tax Benefits for the largest richest companies in the world ❌
Dirt poor immigrants, Disabled People and pensioners ✔️
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The Media warning you of the dangers.
Trillion Dollar Multinationals ❌
Billionaires ❌
Multimillionaires ❌
Tax Havens ❌
Tax Benefits for the largest richest companies in the world ❌
Dirt poor immigrants, Disabled People and pensioners ✔️
Trillion Dollar Multinationals ❌
Billionaires ❌
Multimillionaires ❌
Tax Havens ❌
Tax Benefits for the largest richest companies in the world ❌
Dirt poor immigrants, Disabled People and pensioners ✔️
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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This moron claimed he had a can of beans thrown at him and he ended up looking like this.
No if you had a CAN of beans thrown at you, you'd have a massive gash on your head, and no baked beans, they'd still be in the can.
No if you had a CAN of beans thrown at you, you'd have a massive gash on your head, and no baked beans, they'd still be in the can.
October 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This moron claimed he had a can of beans thrown at him and he ended up looking like this.
No if you had a CAN of beans thrown at you, you'd have a massive gash on your head, and no baked beans, they'd still be in the can.
No if you had a CAN of beans thrown at you, you'd have a massive gash on your head, and no baked beans, they'd still be in the can.
If the Government feels itself to be more important than the people it serves, then you can kiss democratic freedoms goodbye.
Cue: Donald J. Trump and his White House of Arseholes.
Cue: Donald J. Trump and his White House of Arseholes.
October 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If the Government feels itself to be more important than the people it serves, then you can kiss democratic freedoms goodbye.
Cue: Donald J. Trump and his White House of Arseholes.
Cue: Donald J. Trump and his White House of Arseholes.
“Evolved”?
Seems a very mealy-mouthed way to say “Lied through his teeth over and again, as per normal”, you absolute weasels.
Seems a very mealy-mouthed way to say “Lied through his teeth over and again, as per normal”, you absolute weasels.
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
“Evolved”?
Seems a very mealy-mouthed way to say “Lied through his teeth over and again, as per normal”, you absolute weasels.
Seems a very mealy-mouthed way to say “Lied through his teeth over and again, as per normal”, you absolute weasels.