Lee Kelly
@leepkelly.bsky.social
Recently moved from Potions Master to Defence Against The Dark Arts. No, really.
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Watched BBC 6 o clock news. Just a completely unserious broadcast. Chris Mason, acting like a children's entertainer, giving a prolonged impenetrable editorial. Not a whiff of informative content about the Budget or what it means for the country. Just playschool blah blah bollocks.
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Watched BBC 6 o clock news. Just a completely unserious broadcast. Chris Mason, acting like a children's entertainer, giving a prolonged impenetrable editorial. Not a whiff of informative content about the Budget or what it means for the country. Just playschool blah blah bollocks.
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I'm sure this is rage bait but cannot express how badly I think this guy should actually build this house, because I desperately want to take a tour of it and see how fucked it is. let it stand as a monument to the actual quality of chatgpt
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm sure this is rage bait but cannot express how badly I think this guy should actually build this house, because I desperately want to take a tour of it and see how fucked it is. let it stand as a monument to the actual quality of chatgpt
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Henry Ford was a terrible human being, but at least he understood that the economy would be unworkable and unsustainable unless the workers who made Model T's were paid enough to buy Model T's.
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Henry Ford was a terrible human being, but at least he understood that the economy would be unworkable and unsustainable unless the workers who made Model T's were paid enough to buy Model T's.
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We used to be a country
Here we go again! Christmas Ident Calendar Day 1. BBC1 had a lot of things on in 1993 & their '1' in the North Pole! Biggest of them all was One Foot In The Algarve with 20m!
Also...
Only Fools: 19.59m
Birds Of A Feather: 19.39m
Ghost: 18.53m
Keeping Up Appearances: 17.07m
Also...
Only Fools: 19.59m
Birds Of A Feather: 19.39m
Ghost: 18.53m
Keeping Up Appearances: 17.07m
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
We used to be a country
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Here we go again! Christmas Ident Calendar Day 1. BBC1 had a lot of things on in 1993 & their '1' in the North Pole! Biggest of them all was One Foot In The Algarve with 20m!
Also...
Only Fools: 19.59m
Birds Of A Feather: 19.39m
Ghost: 18.53m
Keeping Up Appearances: 17.07m
Also...
Only Fools: 19.59m
Birds Of A Feather: 19.39m
Ghost: 18.53m
Keeping Up Appearances: 17.07m
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Here we go again! Christmas Ident Calendar Day 1. BBC1 had a lot of things on in 1993 & their '1' in the North Pole! Biggest of them all was One Foot In The Algarve with 20m!
Also...
Only Fools: 19.59m
Birds Of A Feather: 19.39m
Ghost: 18.53m
Keeping Up Appearances: 17.07m
Also...
Only Fools: 19.59m
Birds Of A Feather: 19.39m
Ghost: 18.53m
Keeping Up Appearances: 17.07m
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
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This is re #WakeUpDeadMan and it's absolutely 100% correct, please do go and watch this in a cinema where it belongs.
Can I add: the CARE this movie was made with is so obvious. Nothing slapped together. Every part of it intentional. Would be great to see more of that in Hollywood. That's why people went to see it. They know the makers care about their film and it shows
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is re #WakeUpDeadMan and it's absolutely 100% correct, please do go and watch this in a cinema where it belongs.
Bryan’s scientific method:
Hypothesis: Tripping on shrooms enhances longevity
Method: I will trip on shrooms while Grimes DJs
Result: Everyone watching felt like it went on forever
Conclusion: When I die after an embarrassingly average lifespan, the hilarity will exceed even that after Trump passes
Hypothesis: Tripping on shrooms enhances longevity
Method: I will trip on shrooms while Grimes DJs
Result: Everyone watching felt like it went on forever
Conclusion: When I die after an embarrassingly average lifespan, the hilarity will exceed even that after Trump passes
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Bryan’s scientific method:
Hypothesis: Tripping on shrooms enhances longevity
Method: I will trip on shrooms while Grimes DJs
Result: Everyone watching felt like it went on forever
Conclusion: When I die after an embarrassingly average lifespan, the hilarity will exceed even that after Trump passes
Hypothesis: Tripping on shrooms enhances longevity
Method: I will trip on shrooms while Grimes DJs
Result: Everyone watching felt like it went on forever
Conclusion: When I die after an embarrassingly average lifespan, the hilarity will exceed even that after Trump passes
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Dubai dwelling miniature Action Man made life - Ant Middleton, who is standing to be Mayor of London - thinks he's going to end up in the House of Commons if he wins the mayoral election.
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Dubai dwelling miniature Action Man made life - Ant Middleton, who is standing to be Mayor of London - thinks he's going to end up in the House of Commons if he wins the mayoral election.
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don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
Bugging me now, who does the voiceover on the Amazon larder/piccalilli advert..?
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Bugging me now, who does the voiceover on the Amazon larder/piccalilli advert..?
Not been inspired by many of the advent calendars available last year. In the absence of any Dairy Milk Daim (or just Daim) one, I went for the Dairy Milk Biscoff one in the end.
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Not been inspired by many of the advent calendars available last year. In the absence of any Dairy Milk Daim (or just Daim) one, I went for the Dairy Milk Biscoff one in the end.
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is Jackass!”
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is Jackass!”
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5 years ago today, Pandemic Year. It had been a month since I opened my "side project" (lol) cat rescue in the spare room of my flat in London.
I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!
I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
5 years ago today, Pandemic Year. It had been a month since I opened my "side project" (lol) cat rescue in the spare room of my flat in London.
I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!
I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
Presciently, Robbie looks like he’s already splitting.
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Presciently, Robbie looks like he’s already splitting.
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
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A quick reminder of who Nigel Farage was most concerned about when Putin's tanks first rolled into Ukraine
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A quick reminder of who Nigel Farage was most concerned about when Putin's tanks first rolled into Ukraine
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OnlyFash
Nigel Farage pockets £140k from up to 2,000 Cameo videos as constituents 'furious'
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
'Shameless' Farage pockets £140k from fan videos as constituents 'furious'
A Mirror probe shows the Reform MP has made £140,000 from the Cameo messaging platform - but spoken in Parliament 22 times and mentioning his Clacton constituents on just three occassions
www.mirror.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
OnlyFash
Fashioned a rudimentary chicken stew - chicken dusted with flour then sautéed in butter, shallots, garlic, carrots, thyme, stock, wine, thickened with chicken gravy granules. Serving with mash.
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Fashioned a rudimentary chicken stew - chicken dusted with flour then sautéed in butter, shallots, garlic, carrots, thyme, stock, wine, thickened with chicken gravy granules. Serving with mash.
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stop, stop, it’s already dead
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
stop, stop, it’s already dead