Christopher Haake
@captsolo66.bsky.social
I could have been America’s favorite gameshow host. Supreme Commander of Operations at
#WebForceKC.
#WebForceKC.
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So, Blue Sky looks very familiar.....
I have updated my Special Olympics Missouri #PolarPlunge page to make it more....me. Please enjoy, but more importantly, PLEASE DONATE! 🧊💥👊👇
support.somo.org/fundraiser/6...
support.somo.org/fundraiser/6...
2026 Polar Plunge - Kansas CIty
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January 30, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I have updated my Special Olympics Missouri #PolarPlunge page to make it more....me. Please enjoy, but more importantly, PLEASE DONATE! 🧊💥👊👇
support.somo.org/fundraiser/6...
support.somo.org/fundraiser/6...
Since I'm done doing dumb things that are unhealthy, I've decided to do dumb things for charity instead! See the link below and help out @SpecialOlympicsMissouri as I dive into freezing cold water this Saturday! 🧊👊👇
support.somo.org/fundraiser/6...
support.somo.org/fundraiser/6...
2026 Polar Plunge - Kansas CIty
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support.somo.org
January 27, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Since I'm done doing dumb things that are unhealthy, I've decided to do dumb things for charity instead! See the link below and help out @SpecialOlympicsMissouri as I dive into freezing cold water this Saturday! 🧊👊👇
support.somo.org/fundraiser/6...
support.somo.org/fundraiser/6...
Of course I picked the coldest morning in KC to pick up the @WebForceKC plates! #OnwardAndUpward 💥👊
January 26, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Of course I picked the coldest morning in KC to pick up the @WebForceKC plates! #OnwardAndUpward 💥👊
#MickeysSurplus in KCK is a gentlemen’s gem. 💎🫵
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
#MickeysSurplus in KCK is a gentlemen’s gem. 💎🫵
'It's the most inconvenient time of the week'..... to drop a @wordpress.org update, but here we are. #Upward #Onward 🖥️🖱️🖲️🎅
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December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
'It's the most inconvenient time of the week'..... to drop a @wordpress.org update, but here we are. #Upward #Onward 🖥️🖱️🖲️🎅
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wordpress.org/download/rel...
I am not @JaxsonDart, rookie quarterback for the @NYGiants. But if I was, I would have IMMEDIATELY changed my middle name to either ‘Poisonous’, ‘Lethal’, or ‘Blow’ as a teenager.
Missed opportunity but, to each their own. 🎯
Missed opportunity but, to each their own. 🎯
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I am not @JaxsonDart, rookie quarterback for the @NYGiants. But if I was, I would have IMMEDIATELY changed my middle name to either ‘Poisonous’, ‘Lethal’, or ‘Blow’ as a teenager.
Missed opportunity but, to each their own. 🎯
Missed opportunity but, to each their own. 🎯
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
A holiday miracle has just occurred! #WebForceKC MF.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
A holiday miracle has just occurred! #WebForceKC MF.
Bowling for Dollars 2025
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Bowling for Dollars 2025
I could have been America’s favorite game show host.
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I could have been America’s favorite game show host.
Working on the new #WebForceKC winter wardrobe fashion drops. 🤘🪨🚊
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Working on the new #WebForceKC winter wardrobe fashion drops. 🤘🪨🚊
I may have to buy a jock strap if I keep hitting all of these sports events. #ChiefsKingdom #SPORTS!
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I may have to buy a jock strap if I keep hitting all of these sports events. #ChiefsKingdom #SPORTS!
On a positive note, got a new shirt from one of favorites today. #TheTonyDanzaTapdanceExtravaganza. 👊🫵🤘
October 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
On a positive note, got a new shirt from one of favorites today. #TheTonyDanzaTapdanceExtravaganza. 👊🫵🤘
@espn.com @collegegameday.bsky.social hosts look like they raided a 1980s televangelist’s wardrobe closet, 🙏⛪️
September 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
@espn.com @collegegameday.bsky.social hosts look like they raided a 1980s televangelist’s wardrobe closet, 🙏⛪️
We were like the cool dads at the @callousdaoboy.bsky.social show last night, offering terrible life tips to the youth. Fun times, old friend. @bentuttle.com 🤘
September 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
We were like the cool dads at the @callousdaoboy.bsky.social show last night, offering terrible life tips to the youth. Fun times, old friend. @bentuttle.com 🤘
The chances are pretty darn good that some of the local businesses you know and love are in @ThePitchKansasCity's #BestOfKC finals. TODAY is the last day to vote!
Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
September 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The chances are pretty darn good that some of the local businesses you know and love are in @ThePitchKansasCity's #BestOfKC finals. TODAY is the last day to vote!
Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
Come on! It will be FUN to move all 80+ websites to a new virtual private server in the middle of the day on a Wednesday! (It wasn’t) ⚒️💻😵💫🛜
September 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Come on! It will be FUN to move all 80+ websites to a new virtual private server in the middle of the day on a Wednesday! (It wasn’t) ⚒️💻😵💫🛜
Shoutout to @jerseymikessubs.bsky.social in #KCMO for putting a personal touch, even though they were out of brownies. Solid and appreciated. 👍👊🤘
September 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Shoutout to @jerseymikessubs.bsky.social in #KCMO for putting a personal touch, even though they were out of brownies. Solid and appreciated. 👍👊🤘
This song can and will blow your speakers, eardrums, and/or mind. You have been warned.🔊💨
youtu.be/535-Bxyf_OY
youtu.be/535-Bxyf_OY
Daemoni
YouTube video by Igorrr - Topic
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September 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This song can and will blow your speakers, eardrums, and/or mind. You have been warned.🔊💨
youtu.be/535-Bxyf_OY
youtu.be/535-Bxyf_OY
What a wonderful way to finish of the week! Viva la DMV! 🥳🎁🎊
September 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What a wonderful way to finish of the week! Viva la DMV! 🥳🎁🎊
Reposted by Christopher Haake
All my friends think I'm brilliant with fixing tablets and phones but all I do is restart them
September 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
All my friends think I'm brilliant with fixing tablets and phones but all I do is restart them