Christopher Haake
@captsolo66.bsky.social
I could have been America’s favorite gameshow host. Supreme Commander of Operations at
#WebForceKC.
#WebForceKC.
Pinned
So, Blue Sky looks very familiar.....
Working on the new #WebForceKC winter wardrobe fashion drops. 🤘🪨🚊
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Working on the new #WebForceKC winter wardrobe fashion drops. 🤘🪨🚊
I may have to buy a jock strap if I keep hitting all of these sports events. #ChiefsKingdom #SPORTS!
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I may have to buy a jock strap if I keep hitting all of these sports events. #ChiefsKingdom #SPORTS!
On a positive note, got a new shirt from one of favorites today. #TheTonyDanzaTapdanceExtravaganza. 👊🫵🤘
October 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
On a positive note, got a new shirt from one of favorites today. #TheTonyDanzaTapdanceExtravaganza. 👊🫵🤘
@espn.com @collegegameday.bsky.social hosts look like they raided a 1980s televangelist’s wardrobe closet, 🙏⛪️
September 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
@espn.com @collegegameday.bsky.social hosts look like they raided a 1980s televangelist’s wardrobe closet, 🙏⛪️
We were like the cool dads at the @callousdaoboy.bsky.social show last night, offering terrible life tips to the youth. Fun times, old friend. @bentuttle.com 🤘
September 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
We were like the cool dads at the @callousdaoboy.bsky.social show last night, offering terrible life tips to the youth. Fun times, old friend. @bentuttle.com 🤘
The chances are pretty darn good that some of the local businesses you know and love are in @ThePitchKansasCity's #BestOfKC finals. TODAY is the last day to vote!
Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
September 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The chances are pretty darn good that some of the local businesses you know and love are in @ThePitchKansasCity's #BestOfKC finals. TODAY is the last day to vote!
Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
Click links or scan the codes to vote, and thank you! 👍👇🙏
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
Come on! It will be FUN to move all 80+ websites to a new virtual private server in the middle of the day on a Wednesday! (It wasn’t) ⚒️💻😵💫🛜
September 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Come on! It will be FUN to move all 80+ websites to a new virtual private server in the middle of the day on a Wednesday! (It wasn’t) ⚒️💻😵💫🛜
Shoutout to @jerseymikessubs.bsky.social in #KCMO for putting a personal touch, even though they were out of brownies. Solid and appreciated. 👍👊🤘
September 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Shoutout to @jerseymikessubs.bsky.social in #KCMO for putting a personal touch, even though they were out of brownies. Solid and appreciated. 👍👊🤘
This song can and will blow your speakers, eardrums, and/or mind. You have been warned.🔊💨
youtu.be/535-Bxyf_OY
youtu.be/535-Bxyf_OY
Daemoni
YouTube video by Igorrr - Topic
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This song can and will blow your speakers, eardrums, and/or mind. You have been warned.🔊💨
youtu.be/535-Bxyf_OY
youtu.be/535-Bxyf_OY
What a wonderful way to finish of the week! Viva la DMV! 🥳🎁🎊
September 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What a wonderful way to finish of the week! Viva la DMV! 🥳🎁🎊
Reposted by Christopher Haake
All my friends think I'm brilliant with fixing tablets and phones but all I do is restart them
September 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
All my friends think I'm brilliant with fixing tablets and phones but all I do is restart them
Hey, KCMO! There are only a few days left to vote in The Pitch Kansas City's #BestOfKC for your favorite people, places, and.....awesome local businesses like Web Force KC!
Click the links to vote, cheers, and thank you! 👇🙏🤘
vote.thepitchkc.com/good.../best...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goo.../best-...
Click the links to vote, cheers, and thank you! 👇🙏🤘
vote.thepitchkc.com/good.../best...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goo.../best-...
September 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Hey, KCMO! There are only a few days left to vote in The Pitch Kansas City's #BestOfKC for your favorite people, places, and.....awesome local businesses like Web Force KC!
Click the links to vote, cheers, and thank you! 👇🙏🤘
vote.thepitchkc.com/good.../best...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goo.../best-...
Click the links to vote, cheers, and thank you! 👇🙏🤘
vote.thepitchkc.com/good.../best...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goo.../best-...
A fun trip down "memory lane" for a new client. Those darn Kansas laws made having an adult beverage on a Sunday at KU required planning. 👇🍺🥃🍷
grandliquorks.com/a-look-back-...
grandliquorks.com/a-look-back-...
A Look Back At Some Of The Weird Liquor Laws in Kansas - Grand Liquors - Mission, KS
You wouldn't know it today, but the state of Kansas has had some odd liquor laws over the years. This week, Grand Liquor in Mission, KS, takes a look at them!
grandliquorks.com
September 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A fun trip down "memory lane" for a new client. Those darn Kansas laws made having an adult beverage on a Sunday at KU required planning. 👇🍺🥃🍷
grandliquorks.com/a-look-back-...
grandliquorks.com/a-look-back-...
It’s always great to see Web Force KC merch in the wild, or via text. Either way. Good stuff. 🤘👊🫵
September 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It’s always great to see Web Force KC merch in the wild, or via text. Either way. Good stuff. 🤘👊🫵
And the website design of the year award in the Greater Kansas City area goes to....@Atlas9!
Wow! Absolutely amazing interface and design! 👌👊🤘
atlas9.com?windows=welc...
Wow! Absolutely amazing interface and design! 👌👊🤘
atlas9.com?windows=welc...
Atlas9: Enter The Reel World
Immerse yourself in a museum where movie scenes come to life. Explore dynamic installations, interact with performers, and uncover a mysterious narrative.
atlas9.com
September 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
And the website design of the year award in the Greater Kansas City area goes to....@Atlas9!
Wow! Absolutely amazing interface and design! 👌👊🤘
atlas9.com?windows=welc...
Wow! Absolutely amazing interface and design! 👌👊🤘
atlas9.com?windows=welc...
This Ravens - Bills game was not your average rich gladiators simulating combat exhibition. Wow.
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This Ravens - Bills game was not your average rich gladiators simulating combat exhibition. Wow.
The Sunday night research session for a new client web design project just got weird, but fun. (⊙_⊙)？
September 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Sunday night research session for a new client web design project just got weird, but fun. (⊙_⊙)？
I’ve been waitin’ all post-season (for a new theme song) for Sunday niiiiiiiight……
September 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’ve been waitin’ all post-season (for a new theme song) for Sunday niiiiiiiight……
I don’t recall seeing a KU Football team this good, except for when I was hallucinating in college. #RockChalk 🫵💥👊
September 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I don’t recall seeing a KU Football team this good, except for when I was hallucinating in college. #RockChalk 🫵💥👊
September 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Ah, shucks, KC! Thank you for nominating Web Force KC in not one, but TWO categories this year in @ThePitchKC's #BestOfKC 2025! Click the links to vote, and cheers! 🙏🥂🤘👇
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
Best of Kansas City 2025 Ballot The Pitch
Count down KC's hottest hits: The Pitch presents the original and biggest "Best of KC" awards, back for 2025!
vote.thepitchkc.com
September 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ah, shucks, KC! Thank you for nominating Web Force KC in not one, but TWO categories this year in @ThePitchKC's #BestOfKC 2025! Click the links to vote, and cheers! 🙏🥂🤘👇
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
vote.thepitchkc.com/goods-and-se...
IT'S A GIRL! Please welcome the newest member of the Web Force KC and B.F.i. Team, Miss Fitt! Along with the #TrulyOutrageous Jem, Miss Fitt's ebony elegance will bring a softer, more seductive tone to the otherwise brash bravdo. Shoutout to #JemAndTheHolograms and @stevevai.bsky.social , as well.🎸◼️
September 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
IT'S A GIRL! Please welcome the newest member of the Web Force KC and B.F.i. Team, Miss Fitt! Along with the #TrulyOutrageous Jem, Miss Fitt's ebony elegance will bring a softer, more seductive tone to the otherwise brash bravdo. Shoutout to #JemAndTheHolograms and @stevevai.bsky.social , as well.🎸◼️
"Hit me with those laser beams....."
Coming soon! 🤘👇
Coming soon! 🤘👇
September 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Hit me with those laser beams....."
Coming soon! 🤘👇
Coming soon! 🤘👇