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caramida (he/they)
@caramida.bsky.social
Maybe we’ll play a game. Maybe we’ll learn something together.
Human rights is human rights is human rights.
Oakland, CA #oaklandrootssc #blacktranslivesmatter #ttrpysky
Pinned
The law cannot protect anyone unless it binds everyone; and it cannot bind anyone unless it protects everyone.”
― Frank Wilhoit
I named my fists Kubler and Ross because of the Denial and the Bargaining.
named my fists simon and garfunkel 'cause if you fuck with me all you're gonna hear is the sound of silence
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Zounds!
@caramida.bsky.social has swears! They've used 51 profanities in their last 1,637 posts.

🥇 "hell" (5 times)
🥈 "damn" (5 times)
🥉 "fuck" (5 times)
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is going to be the model for him at Madame Tussaud’s. So lifelike!
I was forced to see this now you do too

Don’t share
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
This @profanity.accountant is rather fascinating
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Blackskyyyyyy 🎶

Did you know that in 2026 Umoya Fellows will also be awarded a ticket to ATmosphereConf? It's true!

Look for more info in December about applying ✨️
I'm full of gratitude to confirm funding for 2026 and 2027 Umoya Fellowships.

Please look for the application announcement in early January 2026.

Meanwhile, get your passport because #ATmosphereConf 2026 is in Vancouver, BC, Canada! Thank you @atprotocol.dev ✨️

atprotocol.dev/save-the-date/
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Guillermo del Toro’s Remains of the Day
Guillermo del Toro’s Hellraiser
Guillermo del Toro’s Buckaroo Banzai
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Today it was a very good day.
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Drop some HEADWEAR 🪖🖤👒
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
All I ever wanted.
All I ever needed
was here in my arms
Words are very
Unnecessary.
They can only do harm
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
What could possibly go wrong?
Almost half the US economy is now based on Nvidia selling GPUs to itself using other companies as proxies
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Kiss me like we just saw the double flash
Kiss me like we're a cautionary tale
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Does anyone else remember the “he’s an appeaser!” bit from the news a few decades back?
The reported peace plan cedes all Western and Ukrainian leverage to Russia. More: isw.pub/UkrWar112025
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Sure, safety regulations are written in blood, as they say, but they’re usually not written in rich people’s blood, so the admin doesn’t care.

It’s just Wilhoit all the way down.
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process — theonion.com/not-sure-how...
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Mamdani is gonna implement shawarma law. The spinning meat sliced onto pita generously covered with tahini and cucumber sauce, spiced with chilli crisp.
Mamdani is gonna implement shakshuka law. Everyone gets distributed a delicious pan of simmering tomatoes, onions, garlic, spices, and gently poached eggs, which they get as state-sponsored breakfast.
Mamdani is gonna implement sharpei law. The state will now issue every family their very own wrinkle dog.
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Do not pivot away from this talking point.
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Oof, I mean, yeah.
Unsurprising, but disappointing even so.
Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
HEAD'S UP FELLOW #CREATIVES!
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Very much like Uncharles, I just want to take care of my people. Awkwardly enough, Avasarala taught me that they are all our people.
November 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
While we are waiting with ‘bated breath for Netflix to drop Season 4, I hear that there is a The Diplomat prequel show about Ambassador Wyler’s college years.

It’s called Felicity?
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Nextdoor: the worst of Twitter meets the worst of Neighborhood Watch.
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It’s become increasingly obvious that actual TDS was never an experienced by people who disliked that fucken guy. The folk who were (and are) deranged by him are exclusively his rabid supporters.
October 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Pity the nation where thieves prosper and workers anguish.

‘Surely there will be a day of reckoning for those who defraud the laborer of his hire.’
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If you don’t want to risk being mauled by an inebriate in a weaving Malibu, then stay off the roads!
My mask protects you, and your mask pr… oh, you feel it’s unreasonable to wear a mask? Wow, um, ok then.
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My mask protects you, and your mask pr… oh, you feel it’s unreasonable to wear a mask? Wow, um, ok then.
October 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM