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Cariad Heather
@cariad.bsky.social
Podcaster, cyber security professional, softball player, amateur historian, transit advocate, and overall dork.

One half of @shawiniganmoments.ca

https://cariad.keigher.ca

she/they 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪🇨🇦
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Going to repost the story about Doom Bathroom from the Something Awful forums.

It has had a life on Twitter, then cohost, and I guess it is in my rights to bring it here only because someone had made me aware recently of extra content.

I believe I originally posted this in 2018.
Surely this book will be more coherent in French than its original English right?
February 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
If people are going to play Metal Gear Solid 4 for the first time, this is required viewing. It is shorter than any of the game’s cut scenes so don’t worry.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=93-_...
Metal Gear Solid 4 was a Mistake
YouTube video by Steak Bentley
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I had some (finally) nice news about my life I can share.

Physiotherapist has cleared me to play softball again provided I keep up with exercises over the next few months. I am going to get another injection into my knee in a few weeks too.

Still got a hill to climb but progress. ❤️
Don’t fall off of trains. It stops you from playing softball.
February 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
These ice cream flavours taste like ass.
February 11, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Discord’s Teen Safety Squad will have this as its answer to DEI
a drawing of a teen girl squad with strong bad written below it
ALT: a drawing of a teen girl squad with strong bad written below it
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I had a lot of fun doing this two-parter so give it a listen!
@cariad.bsky.social is here to explain computers to @l-ron-musk.factory.dicksu.cc like he's an idiot (because he is). It's all to explain how the first-ever computer crime took place at the University of Alberta (more in Part 2)!

Full episode on Patreon: patreon.com/canuckisaslur

Preview below: 👇
February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Train race. We won.
February 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The back cover of this book is so unbelievably rancid.
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
So weird thing: every time a Mark V goes by me, my AirPods cut out ever so slightly.

It doesn't happen with any other model of SkyTrain.

Has anyone else noticed this?
February 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Reposted by Cariad Heather
hadn't seen this bit with them talking about aronofsky, sorry I am enjoying every bit of hate today, gotta get it in somewhere
January 30, 2026 at 12:45 AM
That moment when you realise you accidentally threw away a box full of film negatives a few years ago.

My lunar photos are stuck in JPEG-only. 🥲
January 30, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Definitely the hottest ticket in town. Here's Saturday with the lone cinema playing the Melania movie in Vancouver. Zero seats sold for Friday night too.

If you decide to watch, go on Saturday at 1:30 PM but make sure you take a seat in row E.
January 30, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Gonna go make Minecraft but with guns.
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Phoenix is such a fun film. Looking forward to taking some shots with it soon.
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Tell me your pets' name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Surviving a car crash only to find myself at PAX two days later and seeing the Duke Nukem Forever booth wondering if I had died or isekai’d.
What are the wildest video game promo events you can remember?

Things like game reviewers being brought out to the gun range to shoot a .50 cal or SAW.
January 22, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Seeing my knee surgeon again. 🥲

I had to get loved ones to badger me into making an appointment as the non-surgical intervention isn’t working out as hoped.
January 22, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I am not convinced that Nikita’s profile image is correct. He has to be a pelican.
X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew
January 22, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Fun for children who want to have more microplastic in the environment.
January 19, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I wonder how she handles going to the gym every other day. Perhaps she knows a guy named Josh who can help.
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 19, 2026 at 4:21 PM
This is at a fairly well known establishment in Vancouver.
January 19, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Cats that fall from above you unexpectedly will try to grab on to you

This was not my fault
January 18, 2026 at 11:54 PM
If you have a Matrix account, live in Vancouver (or nearby enough), and want to join my group chat for 35 mm and other chemical film shenanigans, let me know.
Finally started to catalogue my film into a binder as opposed to a shoe box.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Finally started to catalogue my film into a binder as opposed to a shoe box.
January 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Our beloved Michaels are mentioned in the replies like clockwork.
The Canada-China relationship has been distant and uncertain for nearly a decade.

We’re changing that, with a new strategic partnership that benefits the people of both our nations.
January 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM