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Carl Mucha

@carlmucha.bsky.social

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Not quite done with Democracy. No way we lose 121. I know the best beef stand in Chicago.

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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 4h

Sounds like she could be the leader in the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize sweepstakes.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 6h

Kent State beat U Mass today.

Don't know why The Golden Flashes came to mind.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 6h

At least we know who they are. Let's try and corrrect this in 2026.

I know some of you fucked up and voted for Trump, but now you have the pleasure of castrating this administration in 13 months.

Something we can all agree on.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 6h

That pretty much covers it.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 6h

They're also bored, and anything worthwhile is 200 miles away.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 8h

So you know her mom?

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 8h

Pam Bond: there is coordinated violence in Chicago.

Chicago: that's violins.

Pam Bondi: damn, auto correct.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 8h

Just listened to Stephen Stills "Roll Tape" of your handle

Well done.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 8h

That is not how math works.

Are there any adults in DC?

Check that. Are there any 5th graders who can explain this to the adults?

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 8h

Sorry, Janet is buying the donuts. Probably at Tim Horton's. God, she's a dissapointment.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 8h

Bringing donuts to Tim Horton's is why we are the most ruthless terrorists on the planet.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 8h

Mike. I think you are exagerating the intentions of the rally paticipants.

They really just hate you and Trump. They're ambivalent about Thune, because who wouldn't be?

1st amendment, dickhead.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 8h

This lawsuit will be quickly followed by the Beta v. VHS apellate court ruling of 1983.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 13h

I think their headquarters is under my deck. I hear voices...

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 13h

I was killed yesterday getting a beef sandwich.

Luckily, I feel better today.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 13h

Total murders in Chicago. June, July, August, 2025 = 123.

Lowest since 1965.

4000 murders would go back at least 5 years.

The annual murder rate is about 17 per 100,000. Down from 24/ 100,000 in 2021.

Don't worry, Donny. As soon as we lose health care, you'll blow by this number in no time!

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 13h

I wish that Eagle would come to life and rip a hole in his carotid artery.

Sorry, I stayed up for the game last night.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 14h

The GOP is basically using the federal employees as hostages to get what they want from the democrats.

Similar to a certain Middle East situation.

How'd that work out for the Hostage takers?

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 1d

Wow, Don. Unseemly?

Watch your blood pressure...

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 1d

Evidently he might have 2

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 1d

I bet you do.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 1d

This will be a true dilema for Nexstar who owns WGN.

Shall they protect their employees, or continue to support the Facist government that they so desperately need to complete their merger?

Let me guess.

Prove me wrong.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 1d

We could ask Elon to fire him into the Sun.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 1d

But the tax breaks for the top 1% will continue.

Remember all you Wharton grads, a budget can be balanced by:

Cutting costs.
Increasing revenue.

Taxes are revenue.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk.

Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 1d

In memory of Trump's uncle

The smart Trump.