Cartoons Hate Her!
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Social dynamics and online culture from the hybrid mind of a terminally online-normie mom https://www.cartoonshateher.com
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I kind of agree. I’m pretty anti iPad but family movie feels really wholesome and nice?
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An important tenant of my parenting philosophy is screen time where you and your kids are being cozy together doesn’t count as screen time, that’s Cozy Time.
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While I suppose it’s nice to take joy in superior fertility, society more or less agrees it’s obnoxious to brag about being genetically skinny or having rich parents. Bragging about luck is unbecoming!

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Our IVF journey was very easy! (As far as IVF goes) so I probably shouldn’t be hurt but for some reason I am. Maybe I’d feel better if I had another kid lol
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I wrote about the one upmanship on Mom Twitter and ask if maybe I’m just wimpy for finding some of it distasteful. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-does-...
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You’ve probably heard that women don’t want to date men in their 20s because they don’t have enough resources, emotional maturity and stability. There’s overwhelming evidence this isn’t really true on the whole. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/men-arent-...
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My latest Trump/Elmo impersonation, for 10 minutes straight. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/elmo-inter...
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Sneak peek of tomorrow's Elmo/Trump interview audio
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If you think the Democrats would start winning again if they *just* talked about this one *obvious* thing, there's probably someone else complaining that they only talk about that thing:

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Today, a more political post than what you'd expect, but I wanted to cover the myriad of people who think either 1.) the Democrats are doing just fine and don't need to change anything or 2.) the thing they need to change is their one favorite issue.
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After a decade of constantly being fired, I found myself in a "dream job" with....no job responsibilities. Here's how I kept my job for three years without working. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/how-i-kept...
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I realized I could keep my job not by doing any valuable work but by using my special interest in social dynamics to make everyone like me:

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After a decade of constantly being fired, I found myself in a "dream job" with....no job responsibilities. Here's how I kept my job for three years without working. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/how-i-kept...
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I think enough time has passed that I can admit I’d be really ticked off if I was in a Febreze commercial and unknowingly blindfolded in a room full of garbage
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Today, my favorite outfits I wore, bought and sewed in September, plus a sale on annual subscriptions! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/fashion-fa...
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Putting less effort into your appearance will not read “fashion elite” or “old money” if you aren’t actually in those groups.

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Putting less effort into your appearance will not read “fashion elite” or “old money” if you aren’t actually in those groups.

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Even if “fashion insiders” are too busy to wear mascara or nail polish, nobody will mistake you for one because you eschew these things.

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Today I wrote about how “optimal” parenting is at odds with having lots of kids, and that some compromises need to be made.

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I wrote about the urge to “punch up” and assume the only loneliness that matters is your own, and everyone else’s is self-imposed.

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Asked my 2 year old what was in her purse and she said “monkey” so I checked
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Exactly! It’s either that or your kids potentially getting dangerously hurt by not listening to you.