MisterLuke
@catdaddytwo.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️CatDaddy to various floofs. Disability advocate. Liberal Socialist. Lover of Animals, Books, Tech, Art & Science... 8647 We Must Resist Fascism! Dm's usually welcomed.
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I'm from 1972, the Greys dropped me off the Saucer, somewhere in Michigan, since the Stork baby delivery system was in strike. Fortunately 2 human librarians claimed me as their own.
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Watercolour portrait of a cat called Itchy. I dont think she liked having her photo taken for the painting. Looks a bit wary.
#cats #catsofbluesky #kittyloafmonday #petportraits #art #painting #watercolour
#cats #catsofbluesky #kittyloafmonday #petportraits #art #painting #watercolour
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Watercolour portrait of a cat called Itchy. I dont think she liked having her photo taken for the painting. Looks a bit wary.
#cats #catsofbluesky #kittyloafmonday #petportraits #art #painting #watercolour
#cats #catsofbluesky #kittyloafmonday #petportraits #art #painting #watercolour
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November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I just want to say I am offended by the idea of a movie where people time-travel to 1995. That year just happened!
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I just want to say I am offended by the idea of a movie where people time-travel to 1995. That year just happened!
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President Epstein walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground.
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
President Epstein walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground.
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People who say “I don’t own a TV” are the same ones who binge watch Netflix on their laptop. You’re not special.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
People who say “I don’t own a TV” are the same ones who binge watch Netflix on their laptop. You’re not special.
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my therapist says i should “set boundaries”. i told her i set a boundary with gravity yesterday and it laughed and let me fall down a flight of stairs.
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
my therapist says i should “set boundaries”. i told her i set a boundary with gravity yesterday and it laughed and let me fall down a flight of stairs.
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I don’t need a 5 year plan. I need a 5 minute nap and someone to quietly place a large fry on my chest while whispering, “You’re enough.”
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I don’t need a 5 year plan. I need a 5 minute nap and someone to quietly place a large fry on my chest while whispering, “You’re enough.”
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Being hot would be cool and all, but have you seen the price of salad? No thanks! I’ll stay ugly and eat my $1 cheeseburger in peace.
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Being hot would be cool and all, but have you seen the price of salad? No thanks! I’ll stay ugly and eat my $1 cheeseburger in peace.
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The real test of adulthood is how excited you get about new sponges.
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The real test of adulthood is how excited you get about new sponges.
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I nod and smile at empty spaces just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking I can see them.
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I nod and smile at empty spaces just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking I can see them.
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People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
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Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries
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pulling my pants down on the Carnival cruise and yelling "MASTER AND COMMANDO"
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
pulling my pants down on the Carnival cruise and yelling "MASTER AND COMMANDO"
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sure sex is great but have you ever plugged in a usb the first time
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
sure sex is great but have you ever plugged in a usb the first time
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Blocking anyone giving life advice whose birth year starts with a 2
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Blocking anyone giving life advice whose birth year starts with a 2
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(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
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My phone autocorrected “fine” to “fine for now” and dimmed the screen like it knew.
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My phone autocorrected “fine” to “fine for now” and dimmed the screen like it knew.
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[in an elevator]
Woman: Going up?
Me: No, I’m practicing my descent into polite society.
[we both stare at the floor numbers like they hold the meaning of life]
Woman: Going up?
Me: No, I’m practicing my descent into polite society.
[we both stare at the floor numbers like they hold the meaning of life]
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
[in an elevator]
Woman: Going up?
Me: No, I’m practicing my descent into polite society.
[we both stare at the floor numbers like they hold the meaning of life]
Woman: Going up?
Me: No, I’m practicing my descent into polite society.
[we both stare at the floor numbers like they hold the meaning of life]
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I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.
July 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.
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Imagine not having a place to shower. Days without being able to get clean. Nowhere to go.
We already have the shower trailer. We just need a truck to haul it so we can bring free showers and dignity to people in NJ.
We are only a few hundred dollars short. Every dollar helps.
gofund.me/0b71593db
We already have the shower trailer. We just need a truck to haul it so we can bring free showers and dignity to people in NJ.
We are only a few hundred dollars short. Every dollar helps.
gofund.me/0b71593db
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Imagine not having a place to shower. Days without being able to get clean. Nowhere to go.
We already have the shower trailer. We just need a truck to haul it so we can bring free showers and dignity to people in NJ.
We are only a few hundred dollars short. Every dollar helps.
gofund.me/0b71593db
We already have the shower trailer. We just need a truck to haul it so we can bring free showers and dignity to people in NJ.
We are only a few hundred dollars short. Every dollar helps.
gofund.me/0b71593db
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Leaving voicemails.
Name a lost art:
Video game manuals
Video game manuals
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Leaving voicemails.
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A defense of President Obama…from misguided liberalism.
Yeah…they got under my skin.
Do you want to see the world with some perspective? Or empower fascism?
Yeah…they got under my skin.
Do you want to see the world with some perspective? Or empower fascism?
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
A defense of President Obama…from misguided liberalism.
Yeah…they got under my skin.
Do you want to see the world with some perspective? Or empower fascism?
Yeah…they got under my skin.
Do you want to see the world with some perspective? Or empower fascism?
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I loved President Obama. He was a great president. and ethical leader. But he wasn’t perfect.
He didn’t need to be. I wasn’t looking for a savior. I was looking for a competent chief executive who would empower the citizens he served.
That’s the difference between leadership and idol worship.
He didn’t need to be. I wasn’t looking for a savior. I was looking for a competent chief executive who would empower the citizens he served.
That’s the difference between leadership and idol worship.
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I loved President Obama. He was a great president. and ethical leader. But he wasn’t perfect.
He didn’t need to be. I wasn’t looking for a savior. I was looking for a competent chief executive who would empower the citizens he served.
That’s the difference between leadership and idol worship.
He didn’t need to be. I wasn’t looking for a savior. I was looking for a competent chief executive who would empower the citizens he served.
That’s the difference between leadership and idol worship.