CatFrat
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Figuring out my strategy for 2025
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CatFrat
@catfrat.bsky.social
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I am excited to announce on this #Caturday that Ollie has officially learned his name!
Everything is awful so I’m watching videos from MTV’s inception and the breakdown looks like this:
- unknown band/famous band: I guess we have a recorded gig somewhere?
- The Cure: just give us some paint and bedsheets
-Duran Duran: we need suits, a yacht, models, and a trip to Antigua for a week
- unknown band/famous band: I guess we have a recorded gig somewhere?
- The Cure: just give us some paint and bedsheets
-Duran Duran: we need suits, a yacht, models, and a trip to Antigua for a week
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Everything is awful so I’m watching videos from MTV’s inception and the breakdown looks like this:
- unknown band/famous band: I guess we have a recorded gig somewhere?
- The Cure: just give us some paint and bedsheets
-Duran Duran: we need suits, a yacht, models, and a trip to Antigua for a week
- unknown band/famous band: I guess we have a recorded gig somewhere?
- The Cure: just give us some paint and bedsheets
-Duran Duran: we need suits, a yacht, models, and a trip to Antigua for a week
Fan of this pope
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Fan of this pope
Reposted by CatFrat
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
“Grok, show me the last thing I see before I die”
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“Grok, show me the last thing I see before I die”
Utilities workers of the world have the chance to do the funniest thing ever. 24 hours would be all it takes
This seems related to how the ultra-rich, MAGA, and tech elites have all largely converged around the belief that Only the Internet Matters, and everything that does *not* occur in ways legible to Online is thus irrelevant.
They seem to truly believe NPCs aren’t real and they can’t hurt you.
They seem to truly believe NPCs aren’t real and they can’t hurt you.
October 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Utilities workers of the world have the chance to do the funniest thing ever. 24 hours would be all it takes
Somehow, after denouncing/downplaying the No Kings protests for the last week as: nothing; antifa; Hamas (??); [other scary shit], their response is… King Donald Trump dumping diarrhea on American citizens. I have never been so embarrassed to be an American and fam we have been through A LOT lately
I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
October 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Somehow, after denouncing/downplaying the No Kings protests for the last week as: nothing; antifa; Hamas (??); [other scary shit], their response is… King Donald Trump dumping diarrhea on American citizens. I have never been so embarrassed to be an American and fam we have been through A LOT lately
Good lord, look how stupid this looks lol
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Good lord, look how stupid this looks lol
This actually made me tear up
A beautiful Bald Eagle circled overhead during our protest in Burnsville Minnesota and the crowd went wild
#NoKings #Minnesota
#NoKings #Minnesota
October 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This actually made me tear up
Note to self: next life, be born pretty. You are currently experiencing a skill issue, do better 🫤
oh good I was worried the utterly unearned Vanity Fair editor job was all she got for violating the most basic rules of journalism
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
October 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Note to self: next life, be born pretty. You are currently experiencing a skill issue, do better 🫤
“She’s not low IQ” ohhh so she’s not Black huh
Trump on moving World Cup games from Boston: "We could take them away. Your mayor is not good."
October 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“She’s not low IQ” ohhh so she’s not Black huh
Weiner dog looks like he’s their leader lol
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Weiner dog looks like he’s their leader lol
I 100% agree with this. Letting them frame anti-fascist as “an-TEE-fah” makes it sound exotic, maybe a foreign gang like MS-13 or Tren de Agua (sic). Make them say it. Make the subtext text
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
October 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I 100% agree with this. Letting them frame anti-fascist as “an-TEE-fah” makes it sound exotic, maybe a foreign gang like MS-13 or Tren de Agua (sic). Make them say it. Make the subtext text
ICE: “you guys look fucking stupid!!!”
Says the guys retreating from a bunch of people in inflatable fog costumes
Says the guys retreating from a bunch of people in inflatable fog costumes
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
ICE: “you guys look fucking stupid!!!”
Says the guys retreating from a bunch of people in inflatable fog costumes
Says the guys retreating from a bunch of people in inflatable fog costumes
Frog has been radicalized and is Portland right now, sorry Toad
October 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Frog has been radicalized and is Portland right now, sorry Toad
This whole paragraph lol
October 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This whole paragraph lol
"President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings."
Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
October 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings."
Counterpoint: it is the biggest stretch in the history of stretches and I desperately want to get high and watch it
"It isn't as big a stretch," the 79-year-old Stallone suggested, of using a computer to knock six entire decades off his face and body.
www.avclub.com/sylvester-st...
www.avclub.com/sylvester-st...
Sylvester Stallone wants to play an 18-year-old, AI-de-aged Rambo
Sylvester Stallone wants to play an 18-year-old, AI-de-aged Rambo
www.avclub.com
September 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Counterpoint: it is the biggest stretch in the history of stretches and I desperately want to get high and watch it
Getting pretty sick of this “governing by doing random nonsensical shit” and it’s only September
Almost certainly illegal and likely to be struck down in court. Congress has only authorized the government to set fees to recover the cost of adjudicating the application. There is no statutory authority to impose fees designed to limit the use of a visa.
*TRUMP EXPECTED TO ADD NEW $100,000 FEE FOR H-1B VISAS
September 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Getting pretty sick of this “governing by doing random nonsensical shit” and it’s only September
You know, replacing all the late show hosts with Greg Gutfeld might make Americans riot in the streets so go for it
lmao. LMAO even
September 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You know, replacing all the late show hosts with Greg Gutfeld might make Americans riot in the streets so go for it
Cool that more and more people in the government are signing off communications with “thank you for your attention to this matter” no idea how they came up with it
They are now coming for milspouses. Have known of several families that had to move off the installation due to the conduct of a family member. The BIG difference was that conduct was always criminal, not protected speech.
September 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Cool that more and more people in the government are signing off communications with “thank you for your attention to this matter” no idea how they came up with it
I can’t believe this year went by so fast and it’s already time for another tuna party for our two year old Stewie!
It’s Stewie’s birthday! He’s one years old so we’re having a tuna party!
🎶 Tuna party tonight!
We're gonna have a tuna party tonight (All right!)
We're gonna have a tuna party, all right (Tonight!)
We've got nothing better to do
Than to eat some tuna and celebrate the birthday of Stew 🎶
🎶 Tuna party tonight!
We're gonna have a tuna party tonight (All right!)
We're gonna have a tuna party, all right (Tonight!)
We've got nothing better to do
Than to eat some tuna and celebrate the birthday of Stew 🎶
September 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I can’t believe this year went by so fast and it’s already time for another tuna party for our two year old Stewie!
I’m wondering how many of these will end up being fake mockups that people create to mess with their coworkers/acquaintances they don’t like
A social media user—wrongly accused of posting negatively about Charlie Kirk—was suspended from his job alongside a tidal wave of threatening messages and phone calls, sending his mother and sister fleeing from their home.
trib.al/pOclcrP
trib.al/pOclcrP
September 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’m wondering how many of these will end up being fake mockups that people create to mess with their coworkers/acquaintances they don’t like
Adventure cats! (If “adventure” means lounging in the garden)
September 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Adventure cats! (If “adventure” means lounging in the garden)