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catphrodite.bsky.social
Nori
@catphrodite.bsky.social
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bioluminescent • scientist turned swamp witch in the Slate Belt of Pennsylvania • semi-feral Fraggle • widow • chaotic good 🌱Ⓥ

Neurodivergent as heck.

I have cats.

profile picture by artist Krista Tyni
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everyheron.bsky.social
#ValentinesDay 💞 The day to give sticks.

And the day we traditionally share this classic Heron Love Story by @rosemarymosco.com 1/3
rosemarymosco.com Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · Mar 10
An older comic about spring.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a great blue heron is reading a pink book that says "They lived at opposite ends of the pond. From afar, she admired his long plumes and excellent fishing technique." In panel 2, she's blushing and reading "One day he came flying toward her. Watching him approach, she wondered: What did he want? And was he... carrying something in his beak?" In panel 3, her feathers are ruffled, and she reads "Her heart skipped a beat as he landed beside her. Fluffing his neck feathers, he said those three special words:" In panel 4, she swoons, falling backwards, reading "Here's a stick."
February 14, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)
a tiny brown & tan chihuahua in a pink sweater is sitting, looking up at the camera. two white strands of hair stick out the top of her head. they’re curled into a perfect heart.
February 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
catphrodite.bsky.social
I’ve always secretly loved Valentine’s Day, I can’t hep it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Happy Valentine’s Day, all.
February 14, 2026 at 1:41 PM
catphrodite.bsky.social
🐰🐰
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 AM
catphrodite.bsky.social
Is it badass or bad ass? 🤔
January 31, 2026 at 2:04 PM
catphrodite.bsky.social
This young lady is bad ass and heading to the Lehigh Valley! 🤩
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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Marina Mabrey’s first quarter performance from last night’s game is my new hype song. ❤️‍🔥 #Unrivaled
January 31, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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twisty moon shadows in the snow 🖤🤍
Shadows of a maple tree’s twisting branches cast by the moon on snow-covered ground. It’s moody and delightful.
January 31, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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danniemcq.bsky.social
Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
catphrodite.bsky.social
crane
A simple origami crane made from scrap printer paper. It’s the silliest looking paper crane ever seen in these parts.
January 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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turtle
A simple origami turtle made from paper with tiny black stars printed on one side. It’s silly and a bit tipsy, but it has a certain charm.
January 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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I’m in a sangria cat mom gang.
January 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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chicken
A simple, silly origami chicken made from paper with tiny black stars printed on one side. It’s ridiculous. Its wings are crooked. But it stands on its own which I consider a win.
January 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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A fox is nearby, making fox noises.
January 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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owl
A simple, silly origami owl made from paper with tiny black stars printed on one side. It has a random little splotch of blue on its left wing.
January 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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cicada
A simple origami cicada made from paper with tiny black stars printed on one side. This ridiculous image is my 1000th post on Bluesky. Cheers!
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
catphrodite.bsky.social
whale
A simple origami whale made from paper with tiny black stars printed on one side.
January 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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felineandfloss.bsky.social
Free cross stitch pattern for you all!

I got angry and got round to finishing this pattern. I’ve put it here for free, instead of in the usual Feline And Floss shop.

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#CrossStitch #CrossStitchPattern #FuckICE
A cross stitch design of an angry looking ginger and white cat holding a protest sign that says ‘fuck ICE’
January 10, 2026 at 2:09 PM
catphrodite.bsky.social
Heat Miser #caturday
A grey cat with white paws and bib is lying on top of a heat register grate set in a wooden floor. She fits perfectly within the black wooden register deflector that looks like a lean-to. Her name is Daisy and I love her.
January 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
catphrodite.bsky.social
Come up to Slatington if you actually want podunk. We got podunk in heaps. 😉
catphrodite.bsky.social Nori @catphrodite.bsky.social · Jan 10
Calling the third most populous city in PA “podunk”, with a population of over 125,000 which is over 50% Latino seems…a weird and disingenuous take. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Some pigfuck with an "Ultra M*G*" sticker was at my kids daycare a couple weeks back and now my heads on a swivel for these pieces of shit showing up in *Allentown PA* which is as podunk a town as you could get in PA and the shitheads are running out of places to terrorize.
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 PM
catphrodite.bsky.social
Calling the third most populous city in PA “podunk”, with a population of over 125,000 which is over 50% Latino seems…a weird and disingenuous take. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Some pigfuck with an "Ultra M*G*" sticker was at my kids daycare a couple weeks back and now my heads on a swivel for these pieces of shit showing up in *Allentown PA* which is as podunk a town as you could get in PA and the shitheads are running out of places to terrorize.
January 10, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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theonion.com
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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cobra
A simple origami cobra made from paper with tiny black stars printed on one side. Looks ready for the weekend.
January 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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frog
January 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM