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catphrodite.bsky.social
Nori
@catphrodite.bsky.social
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bioluminescent • scientist turned swamp witch in the Slate Belt of Pennsylvania • semi-feral Fraggle • widow • chaotic good 🌱Ⓥ

Neurodivergent as heck.

I have cats.

profile picture by artist Krista Tyni
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catphrodite.bsky.social
I am here for the bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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🐰🐰
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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Is it badass or bad ass? 🤔
January 31, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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This young lady is bad ass and heading to the Lehigh Valley! 🤩
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
catphrodite.bsky.social
Marina Mabrey’s first quarter performance from last night’s game is my new hype song. ❤️‍🔥 #Unrivaled
January 31, 2026 at 1:49 PM
catphrodite.bsky.social
twisty moon shadows in the snow 🖤🤍
Shadows of a maple tree’s twisting branches cast by the moon on snow-covered ground. It’s moody and delightful.
January 31, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Reposted by Nori
danniemcq.bsky.social
Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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crane
A simple origami crane made from scrap printer paper. It’s the silliest looking paper crane ever seen in these parts.
January 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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turtle
A simple origami turtle made from paper with tiny black stars printed on one side. It’s silly and a bit tipsy, but it has a certain charm.
January 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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I’m in a sangria cat mom gang.
January 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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chicken
A simple, silly origami chicken made from paper with tiny black stars printed on one side. It’s ridiculous. Its wings are crooked. But it stands on its own which I consider a win.
January 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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A fox is nearby, making fox noises.
January 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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owl
A simple, silly origami owl made from paper with tiny black stars printed on one side. It has a random little splotch of blue on its left wing.
January 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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cicada
A simple origami cicada made from paper with tiny black stars printed on one side. This ridiculous image is my 1000th post on Bluesky. Cheers!
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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whale
A simple origami whale made from paper with tiny black stars printed on one side.
January 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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felineandfloss.bsky.social
Free cross stitch pattern for you all!

I got angry and got round to finishing this pattern. I’ve put it here for free, instead of in the usual Feline And Floss shop.

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#CrossStitch #CrossStitchPattern #FuckICE
A cross stitch design of an angry looking ginger and white cat holding a protest sign that says ‘fuck ICE’
January 10, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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Heat Miser #caturday
A grey cat with white paws and bib is lying on top of a heat register grate set in a wooden floor. She fits perfectly within the black wooden register deflector that looks like a lean-to. Her name is Daisy and I love her.
January 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
catphrodite.bsky.social
Come up to Slatington if you actually want podunk. We got podunk in heaps. 😉
catphrodite.bsky.social Nori @catphrodite.bsky.social · Jan 10
Calling the third most populous city in PA “podunk”, with a population of over 125,000 which is over 50% Latino seems…a weird and disingenuous take. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Some pigfuck with an "Ultra M*G*" sticker was at my kids daycare a couple weeks back and now my heads on a swivel for these pieces of shit showing up in *Allentown PA* which is as podunk a town as you could get in PA and the shitheads are running out of places to terrorize.
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 PM
catphrodite.bsky.social
Calling the third most populous city in PA “podunk”, with a population of over 125,000 which is over 50% Latino seems…a weird and disingenuous take. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Some pigfuck with an "Ultra M*G*" sticker was at my kids daycare a couple weeks back and now my heads on a swivel for these pieces of shit showing up in *Allentown PA* which is as podunk a town as you could get in PA and the shitheads are running out of places to terrorize.
January 10, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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cobra
A simple origami cobra made from paper with tiny black stars printed on one side. Looks ready for the weekend.
January 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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frog
January 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
Tired I am so tired of waiting, Aren't you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two - And see what worms are eating At the rind. Langston Hughes
January 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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bat
A simple origami bat made from paper with tiny black stars printed on one side.
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM