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Caustic Cover Critic
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Uncharismatic megafauna. Too fat to ride a horse, too poor to own a carriage. Buy my book, keep me off the streets: http://bit.ly/JMgibbons
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · Aug 22
A new addition ('The Woman in Cabin 10') to the surprisingly extensive Keira Knightley library, for people who only want to read books with Keira Knightley on them.
15 different books, all (but one) movie or TV tie-in titles, all with Keira Knightley on the cover.
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 59m
Yay!
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 59m
Not wonderful quality, but better than not seeing it at all!
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 1h
Way better than it had any right to be: tight, well-acted, moving and clever
www.imdb.com/title/tt0455...
The Crazies (2010) ⭐ 6.5 | Horror
1h 41m | R
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 1h
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La cabina 1972 with English subtitles
YouTube video by MultiChannelZero
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 1h
www.imdb.com/title/tt8358...
After Midnight (2019) ⭐ 5.4 | Drama, Horror, Romance
1h 23m | TV-MA
www.imdb.com
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 1h
Oh, he's awful. Such a hacky, half-arsed, unfunny, folksy, can't-do-a-decent-ending-for-shit, unedited merchant of schlock.
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 1h
Some do, but it's not that nice.
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 5h
Sadly I am allergic to chocolate, so this has foiled me.
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 6h
Or she'd have been crushed in an accidental bibliolandslide.
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 6h
Hahahaha, this is great
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 6h
That's cruel and unusual punishment.
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 7h
It's this, which I just started and is very promising:
Cover of Virago edition of 'One Way of Love' by Gamel Woolsey
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 7h
Oddly enough I never tried this, though I can't imagine it would have actually worked.
From a book: "A few evenings later he came to see her again and asked her if she would come to his rooms so that he could show her his books."
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 7h
YES! And they're also ugly, too, wrecking cover art with plops of useless text.
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 8h
Gordon, I believe you are now entitled to a share of his royalties.
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 8h
Yes, there are a few on that list I have very much not enjoyed.
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 10h
$6 seems... optimistic.
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 10h
That's a lot more than I would have expected.
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 11h
Ha, the Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb blurb style.
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 11h
Sounds delightful!
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 11h
Is that a Garth Marenghi quote?
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 11h
Ha! I mean, all the dipshit rich have "visions", they're just horrible, uncompelling, hacky ones.
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 11h
It shows! There are some prolific blurbers, King among them, whose enthusiasm is a definite turn-off for me.
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 12h
King is a terrible, incontinent blurber but this is impressive even by his standards.
Book blurb: 'Herbert seizes us by the lapels and begins to scream in our faces' STEPHEN KING
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Caustic Cover Critic @causticcovercritic.bsky.social · 12h
YES
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