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Cat dad, Met fan.

Brooklyn, NY
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hey, don't sleep on the rest of The Experience's catalog, featuring their follow-up single "Animals Are Fun"
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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My wife once learned she was the secret love child of Ina Garten and Danny DeVito and she felt really insecure about it, so I assured her, “Ina Garten/Devito Baby, don’t you know that I love you?”
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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i've done it, i've found the most west virginia business on the planet
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Someone's gotta tell 'em that Darby can't quit if he's fuckin' dead. #AEWWrestleDream
October 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Very little in wrestling can gross me out but man oh man the skewer under the fingernail is difficult to watch! #AEWWrestleDream
October 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
...is Toni doing the voice-over for Statlander's pre-match video?? #AEWWrestleDream
October 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
That Toni Storm noir vignette was wonderful, nobody gets it quite like Toni. #AEWWrestleDream
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Helluva match between Fletcher and Briscoe, super convincing finishing sequence. Even losing, Briscoe comes out looking strong. #AEWWrestleDream
October 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
That Bucks/Jurassic Express match was fantastic, but that many near falls in the second match makes me feel like we might be in for a very long night... #AEWWrestleDream
October 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes
October 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
This aged poorly.
September 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Here comes the rally, Let's Go Mets!!! #Mets #LGM
a red apple is sitting in a trash can with the words `` let 's go mets '' written above it .
Alt: Gif of Mets' home run apple rising with text "LET'S GO METS"
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Pete hit the stuffing out of that ball, Javier Sanoja is now my nemesis. #Mets #LGM
September 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Let's Go.......Brewers?? #Mets
September 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Mark Vientos stole a base?! Anything is possible today. #LGM #Mets
September 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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The Mets game has starred and you know what that means - my stummy horts
September 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
September 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Once again, I say PEEEEEEEEEEETE #Mets
September 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
PEEEEEEEEEEEETE! #Mets #LGM
a polar bear standing on its hind legs on a beach
ALT: a polar bear standing on its hind legs on a beach
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ooh boy, #Mets with a lead going into the 4th inning...feel like I've been here before #LGM
August 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Mr. Met signed my hat! #Mets #LGM
August 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Terrible game but at least I got a Mr. Met encounter. #Mets
August 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Also sad to have missed this wonderful scoreboard announcement #Mets #LGM
August 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
No one will ever be able to convince me that Pete breaking the record tonight was not a direct result of me deciding not to go to the game #LGM
August 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM