The Ballad of Mic the Knife
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Any pronoun is good
22% shitposts
Absurdly stacked lineup for this New Year's Eve rookie tournament: Yuuka Yamazaki, Shinno, Seri Yamaoka and … Megaton.
Plus Selene Flora finally back together at next week's Korakuen tag team tournament. Feels like they haven't tagged since the summer.
Plus Selene Flora finally back together at next week's Korakuen tag team tournament. Feels like they haven't tagged since the summer.
December 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Absurdly stacked lineup for this New Year's Eve rookie tournament: Yuuka Yamazaki, Shinno, Seri Yamaoka and … Megaton.
Plus Selene Flora finally back together at next week's Korakuen tag team tournament. Feels like they haven't tagged since the summer.
Plus Selene Flora finally back together at next week's Korakuen tag team tournament. Feels like they haven't tagged since the summer.
December 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Jumbo and Cat reunion.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUM8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUM8...
ひめかと対談！実はあの頃⚪︎⚪︎してました、、
YouTube video by かくたちゃんねる。
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Jumbo and Cat reunion.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUM8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUM8...
December 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Mai choked Miku unconscious in their preview tag last week. Now she headbutted her and put her in the STF again. Same move she finished her with to take the white belt at this year's show.
First Dream will end with Miku Aono beating Mai Sakurai with her own finisher and I will be here for it
First Dream will end with Miku Aono beating Mai Sakurai with her own finisher and I will be here for it
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Mai choked Miku unconscious in their preview tag last week. Now she headbutted her and put her in the STF again. Same move she finished her with to take the white belt at this year's show.
First Dream will end with Miku Aono beating Mai Sakurai with her own finisher and I will be here for it
First Dream will end with Miku Aono beating Mai Sakurai with her own finisher and I will be here for it
GoChika once again boasting how she's gained 20 kg over the past year. Utami says she's also gotten bigger in Marigold, but that it's made her more powerful, whereas Chika has gotten slower and there's no way she can giant swing her 🙃
Now Utami tells her to measure her butt for … science?
Now Utami tells her to measure her butt for … science?
December 18, 2025 at 10:23 AM
GoChika once again boasting how she's gained 20 kg over the past year. Utami says she's also gotten bigger in Marigold, but that it's made her more powerful, whereas Chika has gotten slower and there's no way she can giant swing her 🙃
Now Utami tells her to measure her butt for … science?
Now Utami tells her to measure her butt for … science?
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Typical Nao Ishikawa promo (she's making fun of Kouki doing stage plays all the time, also Showzuki's MOBA advertising)
Typical Nao Ishikawa promo (she's making fun of Kouki doing stage plays all the time, also Showzuki's MOBA advertising)
December 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Typical Nao Ishikawa promo (she's making fun of Kouki doing stage plays all the time, also Showzuki's MOBA advertising)
Typical Nao Ishikawa promo (she's making fun of Kouki doing stage plays all the time, also Showzuki's MOBA advertising)
When Sareee calls her Natsupoi here, she is talking about the wrestler she wants to defeat.
When she is talking about her best friend who she has watched suffer and wants to see get back to the top, she calls her Natsumi. Love that.
www.tokyo-sports.co.jp/articles/-/3...
When she is talking about her best friend who she has watched suffer and wants to see get back to the top, she calls her Natsumi. Love that.
www.tokyo-sports.co.jp/articles/-/3...
【1ページ目】【スターダム】Sareee 12・29両国で仕掛ける〝なつぽい覚醒〟「赤いベルトを巻いてほしい」 | 東スポWEB
女子プロレスラーの〝太陽神〟Ｓａｒｅｅｅ（２９）が、２９日の両国国技館大会で激突する親友、スタ...
www.tokyo-sports.co.jp
December 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When Sareee calls her Natsupoi here, she is talking about the wrestler she wants to defeat.
When she is talking about her best friend who she has watched suffer and wants to see get back to the top, she calls her Natsumi. Love that.
www.tokyo-sports.co.jp/articles/-/3...
When she is talking about her best friend who she has watched suffer and wants to see get back to the top, she calls her Natsumi. Love that.
www.tokyo-sports.co.jp/articles/-/3...
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STARDOM have compiled a playlist of Saya Kamitani's big matches from the past year, starting with her red belt title win in late 2024 and all subsequent PPV title defences of 2025:
#STARDOM #Joshi #Wrestlesky #wrestling 🤼♀️
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
#STARDOM #Joshi #Wrestlesky #wrestling 🤼♀️
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
【12・29まで期間限定公開】祝！プロレス大賞MVP受賞🏆上谷沙弥選手激闘アーカイブ【スターダム】 - YouTube
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December 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
STARDOM have compiled a playlist of Saya Kamitani's big matches from the past year, starting with her red belt title win in late 2024 and all subsequent PPV title defences of 2025:
#STARDOM #Joshi #Wrestlesky #wrestling 🤼♀️
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
#STARDOM #Joshi #Wrestlesky #wrestling 🤼♀️
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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It's good I didn't watch this one right after yesterday's show, going from the grim box to a fun Aichi crowd full of kids is already quite the whiplash
December 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It's good I didn't watch this one right after yesterday's show, going from the grim box to a fun Aichi crowd full of kids is already quite the whiplash
YTR went drinking with Las Cachoras Orientales but somehow they didn't throw steel chairs at him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eYb...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eYb...
【ラスカチョ一夜限りの復活】三田英津子さん&下田美馬さんが登場！
YouTube video by 矢野通プロデュース!!
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 AM
YTR went drinking with Las Cachoras Orientales but somehow they didn't throw steel chairs at him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eYb...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eYb...
Time to visit the 176BOX, my favorite venue in all of bizarro world Japan
December 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Time to visit the 176BOX, my favorite venue in all of bizarro world Japan
Have already decided the AEW Dark revival will be bad because it won't have the GOAT jobber team
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Have already decided the AEW Dark revival will be bad because it won't have the GOAT jobber team
I don't know what Wrestle Universe is paying its graphics designer(s) but it's not enough. The colors, the way the sunlight hits the back and left side of the heads. Yuzuki fronting.
Can you actually see Mt. Fuji from Ota Ward? Don't care, looks cool.
Can you actually see Mt. Fuji from Ota Ward? Don't care, looks cool.
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I don't know what Wrestle Universe is paying its graphics designer(s) but it's not enough. The colors, the way the sunlight hits the back and left side of the heads. Yuzuki fronting.
Can you actually see Mt. Fuji from Ota Ward? Don't care, looks cool.
Can you actually see Mt. Fuji from Ota Ward? Don't care, looks cool.
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it’s our biggest omakase ever- we recap the year that was for 20 different japanese promotions (with 13 guests!) and then look ahead to what they’ll be doing during WK week. starts with part 1 covering the men’s promotions, and part 2 on joshi comes out later this week redcircle.com/shows/wrestl...
Wrestling Omakase #276: Wrestle Kingdom Week 2025-26 Preview Part 1 (NJPW, NOAH, AJPW, DDT, BASARA, Ganbare, BJW & GLEAT)
Listen to Wrestling Omakase on RedCircle
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December 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
it’s our biggest omakase ever- we recap the year that was for 20 different japanese promotions (with 13 guests!) and then look ahead to what they’ll be doing during WK week. starts with part 1 covering the men’s promotions, and part 2 on joshi comes out later this week redcircle.com/shows/wrestl...
Miyuki Takase joined SenJo less than 6 months ago and they already brainwashed her into a produce fanatic.
Went to invade the dojo of LLPW-X after they started selling their own rice, but Kandori wasn't there so she only ranted to the camera and their 14-year-old rookie
Went to invade the dojo of LLPW-X after they started selling their own rice, but Kandori wasn't there so she only ranted to the camera and their 14-year-old rookie
【センダイガールズ】高瀬みゆき選手が道場に乱入し神取忍にモノ申す！さらに神取忍が12/19にデビューが決まった中学生レスラー彩夢について語る！【神取忍】
YouTube video by 漢・神取忍チャンネル
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December 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Miyuki Takase joined SenJo less than 6 months ago and they already brainwashed her into a produce fanatic.
Went to invade the dojo of LLPW-X after they started selling their own rice, but Kandori wasn't there so she only ranted to the camera and their 14-year-old rookie
Went to invade the dojo of LLPW-X after they started selling their own rice, but Kandori wasn't there so she only ranted to the camera and their 14-year-old rookie
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insane match 🤼♀️🇯🇵
Devil Masami vs. Hikari Fukuoka [JWP Openweight Title] (Stars On Tour 1994.10.20)
Dailymotion video by lapida_ph
www.dailymotion.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
insane match 🤼♀️🇯🇵
She's become too powerful
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
She's become too powerful
This Ganbare show has Akira Shoji in a tag against Takuya Wada with Yuji Shimada refereeing, thank you to whoever booked this pervert shit
December 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This Ganbare show has Akira Shoji in a tag against Takuya Wada with Yuji Shimada refereeing, thank you to whoever booked this pervert shit
Not a huge match or anything, but Blue Natsumi! Dark Kouki!
First time the whole roster has been together since Nanae retired (and really, Showzuki was already injured and toughening it out to be there)
Takumi and K the only outsiders on the show
First time the whole roster has been together since Nanae retired (and really, Showzuki was already injured and toughening it out to be there)
Takumi and K the only outsiders on the show
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Not a huge match or anything, but Blue Natsumi! Dark Kouki!
First time the whole roster has been together since Nanae retired (and really, Showzuki was already injured and toughening it out to be there)
Takumi and K the only outsiders on the show
First time the whole roster has been together since Nanae retired (and really, Showzuki was already injured and toughening it out to be there)
Takumi and K the only outsiders on the show
Also feel like Aya now constantly posts wearing goth-adjacent like black lace, studded belts, lace-up boots, chokers going Oh Kikyooooo
"We want to recruit a high speed rookie who's our age" Kitto could only make this Ema bait more obvious if she also asked for military experience
(also she wants the red belt but what else is new)
(also she wants the red belt but what else is new)
スターライト・キッドが欲しい「赤いベルト」 女子初のグランドスラムへ「さらに飛躍できる」
今年デビュー10周年を迎えた、スターライト・キッド。10月20日には新宿FACEでデビュー10周年記念大会を開催、所属するスターダムの選手はもちろん、自身に縁のある他団体の選手も多数参戦し大いに盛り上がった興行となった。キッドは現在ケガで欠場中ではあるが、復帰後の展望も少しずつ見えてきたようだ。インタビュー後編では、記念大会と今後の展望について聴いた。
encount.press
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Also feel like Aya now constantly posts wearing goth-adjacent like black lace, studded belts, lace-up boots, chokers going Oh Kikyooooo
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John Cena's finest contribution to the culture has nothing to do with his wrestling, rapping, or acting.
It's being the catalyst for "HE SAID THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
(Because he is Albanian.)
It's being the catalyst for "HE SAID THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
(Because he is Albanian.)
December 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
John Cena's finest contribution to the culture has nothing to do with his wrestling, rapping, or acting.
It's being the catalyst for "HE SAID THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
(Because he is Albanian.)
It's being the catalyst for "HE SAID THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
(Because he is Albanian.)
Thing to keep in mind with machine translation that uses generative AI is it won't translate what's correct but what sounds most likely/impressive/cool/whatever it's been trained to
Including names!
Including names!
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Thing to keep in mind with machine translation that uses generative AI is it won't translate what's correct but what sounds most likely/impressive/cool/whatever it's been trained to
Including names!
Including names!
"We want to recruit a high speed rookie who's our age" Kitto could only make this Ema bait more obvious if she also asked for military experience
(also she wants the red belt but what else is new)
(also she wants the red belt but what else is new)
スターライト・キッドが欲しい「赤いベルト」 女子初のグランドスラムへ「さらに飛躍できる」
今年デビュー10周年を迎えた、スターライト・キッド。10月20日には新宿FACEでデビュー10周年記念大会を開催、所属するスターダムの選手はもちろん、自身に縁のある他団体の選手も多数参戦し大いに盛り上がった興行となった。キッドは現在ケガで欠場中ではあるが、復帰後の展望も少しずつ見えてきたようだ。インタビュー後編では、記念大会と今後の展望について聴いた。
encount.press
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"We want to recruit a high speed rookie who's our age" Kitto could only make this Ema bait more obvious if she also asked for military experience
(also she wants the red belt but what else is new)
(also she wants the red belt but what else is new)