The Ballad of Mic the Knife
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The Ballad of Mic the Knife
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Mostly joshi things
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Mai choked Miku unconscious in their preview tag last week. Now she headbutted her and put her in the STF again. Same move she finished her with to take the white belt at this year's show.

First Dream will end with Miku Aono beating Mai Sakurai with her own finisher and I will be here for it
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Utami being a goofball and completely psyching out GoChika about the thing she's most proud of

(also important correction, apparently it's 21kg)
December 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Lmaooo got her
December 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Sensational new episode of my favorite series, Dad and Mom REACT to Komomo "no second takes" Minami's promos.

Their interior monologue must be something like Look reassuring... be supportive... don't laugh
December 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Four rows cleared easy, that's some quality chair bowling
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
They're going after each other in this one, more than Mai and Miku! But my favorite bit is Yuzuki flailing her arms when Seri handles her like a wrestling dummy.
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Nozaki has done quite a lot with Yuuka here (she doesn't get up there for every match). That smile when Yuuka kicks out, like she's surprised/proud.
December 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Oh hey Nozaki/Yuuka is not an easy squash. They've worked against each other recently, but it took me until this singles match to realize their gears have an almost identical color scheme.

Yuuka has always been somewhat heelish. Maybe something brewing there (purple is a villain's color after all)
December 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Megaton turns the tables on Shinno and applies the Scorpion … Death … Lock!?!??
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sound up for the flying knee, rewatch for Tommy and Mayu's reactions

Mayu and Yuzuki being each other's cheerleaders is always very cute
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Mayu gets tricked into taking Nozaki machine gun chops through the power of psychology
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Are we getting mean Utami? She talked down to GoChika like she wasn't a worthy opponent and then gave her the squeeze
December 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
She loves it when a plan comes together
December 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Utami must feel really good about her neck if she's doing Danielson style corner dropkicks on random house shows
December 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
One very good thing about the ring side camera is how well the mic picks up the sound of the strikes, and tonight people have decided to lay them in. The bird is throwing heat
December 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sparkly
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM