The Ballad of Mic the Knife
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Mostly joshi things
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22% shitposts
Any pronoun is good
22% shitposts
The future is hat
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The future is hat
December 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Something like a
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Something like a
Mai choked Miku unconscious in their preview tag last week. Now she headbutted her and put her in the STF again. Same move she finished her with to take the white belt at this year's show.
First Dream will end with Miku Aono beating Mai Sakurai with her own finisher and I will be here for it
First Dream will end with Miku Aono beating Mai Sakurai with her own finisher and I will be here for it
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Mai choked Miku unconscious in their preview tag last week. Now she headbutted her and put her in the STF again. Same move she finished her with to take the white belt at this year's show.
First Dream will end with Miku Aono beating Mai Sakurai with her own finisher and I will be here for it
First Dream will end with Miku Aono beating Mai Sakurai with her own finisher and I will be here for it
Vicky … your swag …
December 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Vicky … your swag …
Utami being a goofball and completely psyching out GoChika about the thing she's most proud of
(also important correction, apparently it's 21kg)
(also important correction, apparently it's 21kg)
December 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Utami being a goofball and completely psyching out GoChika about the thing she's most proud of
(also important correction, apparently it's 21kg)
(also important correction, apparently it's 21kg)
Lmaooo got her
December 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Lmaooo got her
GoChika once again boasting how she's gained 20 kg over the past year. Utami says she's also gotten bigger in Marigold, but that it's made her more powerful, whereas Chika has gotten slower and there's no way she can giant swing her 🙃
Now Utami tells her to measure her butt for … science?
Now Utami tells her to measure her butt for … science?
December 18, 2025 at 10:23 AM
GoChika once again boasting how she's gained 20 kg over the past year. Utami says she's also gotten bigger in Marigold, but that it's made her more powerful, whereas Chika has gotten slower and there's no way she can giant swing her 🙃
Now Utami tells her to measure her butt for … science?
Now Utami tells her to measure her butt for … science?
Megaton trying to guess her mystery opponent K
December 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Megaton trying to guess her mystery opponent K
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Typical Nao Ishikawa promo (she's making fun of Kouki doing stage plays all the time, also Showzuki's MOBA advertising)
Typical Nao Ishikawa promo (she's making fun of Kouki doing stage plays all the time, also Showzuki's MOBA advertising)
December 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Typical Nao Ishikawa promo (she's making fun of Kouki doing stage plays all the time, also Showzuki's MOBA advertising)
Typical Nao Ishikawa promo (she's making fun of Kouki doing stage plays all the time, also Showzuki's MOBA advertising)
Sensational new episode of my favorite series, Dad and Mom REACT to Komomo "no second takes" Minami's promos.
Their interior monologue must be something like Look reassuring... be supportive... don't laugh
Their interior monologue must be something like Look reassuring... be supportive... don't laugh
December 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Sensational new episode of my favorite series, Dad and Mom REACT to Komomo "no second takes" Minami's promos.
Their interior monologue must be something like Look reassuring... be supportive... don't laugh
Their interior monologue must be something like Look reassuring... be supportive... don't laugh
Bull Nakano saw CHIAKI do a diving leg drop and went These are my people
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Bull Nakano saw CHIAKI do a diving leg drop and went These are my people
Four rows cleared easy, that's some quality chair bowling
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Four rows cleared easy, that's some quality chair bowling
They're going after each other in this one, more than Mai and Miku! But my favorite bit is Yuzuki flailing her arms when Seri handles her like a wrestling dummy.
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
They're going after each other in this one, more than Mai and Miku! But my favorite bit is Yuzuki flailing her arms when Seri handles her like a wrestling dummy.
Nozaki has done quite a lot with Yuuka here (she doesn't get up there for every match). That smile when Yuuka kicks out, like she's surprised/proud.
December 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Nozaki has done quite a lot with Yuuka here (she doesn't get up there for every match). That smile when Yuuka kicks out, like she's surprised/proud.
Oh hey Nozaki/Yuuka is not an easy squash. They've worked against each other recently, but it took me until this singles match to realize their gears have an almost identical color scheme.
Yuuka has always been somewhat heelish. Maybe something brewing there (purple is a villain's color after all)
Yuuka has always been somewhat heelish. Maybe something brewing there (purple is a villain's color after all)
December 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oh hey Nozaki/Yuuka is not an easy squash. They've worked against each other recently, but it took me until this singles match to realize their gears have an almost identical color scheme.
Yuuka has always been somewhat heelish. Maybe something brewing there (purple is a villain's color after all)
Yuuka has always been somewhat heelish. Maybe something brewing there (purple is a villain's color after all)
Megaton turns the tables on Shinno and applies the Scorpion … Death … Lock!?!??
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Megaton turns the tables on Shinno and applies the Scorpion … Death … Lock!?!??
It's good I didn't watch this one right after yesterday's show, going from the grim box to a fun Aichi crowd full of kids is already quite the whiplash
December 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It's good I didn't watch this one right after yesterday's show, going from the grim box to a fun Aichi crowd full of kids is already quite the whiplash
Sound up for the flying knee, rewatch for Tommy and Mayu's reactions
Mayu and Yuzuki being each other's cheerleaders is always very cute
Mayu and Yuzuki being each other's cheerleaders is always very cute
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sound up for the flying knee, rewatch for Tommy and Mayu's reactions
Mayu and Yuzuki being each other's cheerleaders is always very cute
Mayu and Yuzuki being each other's cheerleaders is always very cute
Mayu gets tricked into taking Nozaki machine gun chops through the power of psychology
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Mayu gets tricked into taking Nozaki machine gun chops through the power of psychology
Are we getting mean Utami? She talked down to GoChika like she wasn't a worthy opponent and then gave her the squeeze
December 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Are we getting mean Utami? She talked down to GoChika like she wasn't a worthy opponent and then gave her the squeeze
She loves it when a plan comes together
December 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
She loves it when a plan comes together
Utami must feel really good about her neck if she's doing Danielson style corner dropkicks on random house shows
December 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Utami must feel really good about her neck if she's doing Danielson style corner dropkicks on random house shows
One very good thing about the ring side camera is how well the mic picks up the sound of the strikes, and tonight people have decided to lay them in. The bird is throwing heat
December 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
One very good thing about the ring side camera is how well the mic picks up the sound of the strikes, and tonight people have decided to lay them in. The bird is throwing heat