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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · 12h

Rosie, 12, carved Lucille Bluth’s winking eye alcohol suggestion face into her pumpkin for Halloween.

A pale pumpkin with one triangular eye, one narrow, rectangular eye, and a circle for a mouth.

Lucille Bluth winking at a prescription medicine bottle.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · 21h

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · 1d

Three hours of YouTube?!! I would rather yeet myself into the sun.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · 13d

It is wild.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · 13d

My baby turns fifteen today. You can guess which region of the US she was born in based on my hospital meal.

A dinner plate of fried chicken, mac and cheese, and greens.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · 14d

I remember texting my husband, “That diaper was just a pile of shitty blueberries.” We used cloth diapers.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · 15d

Shout out to the grandparents at this School of Rock concert. They hated this music when their kids played it and they’re still enduring it for their grandkid’s sake.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · 17d

I was skeptical about the return of cargo pants, but my teen is hauling books around so I’m on board.

A pair of green cargo pants with two enormous books stuffed in the pockets.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · 19d

We went camping in the desert. It is a magical place.

The milky way rises above a group of red-orange rocks with a prominent arch, illuminated by the moon.

The Milky Way rises above a tent between two low trees and a towering rock.

A giant rainbow watches across a cloudy sky over a tent pitched in front of low trees and bushes.

The sun’s golden yellow rays break through low, grey clouds behind shadowed rock formations.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · 19d

Hey, you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch.

(You are lovely and it’s nice to see you.)

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · 20d

I spent four hours at a zoo in Utah. The worst name I heard was Gentry.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · Sep 24

This is the kind of thing my 1990s biology textbooks said might be possible in the future. Amazing.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · Sep 23

Update: took my younger kid to the same Walgreens for her Covid shot and they didn’t ask any questions at all.

Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · Sep 5

Husband, teen, and I got our Covid shots at Walgreen’s today. The pharmacist said we needed a medical reason since were were under 65. She didn’t believe me that depression/anxiety were valid reasons until I made her look them up on the CDC website.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · Sep 19

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · Sep 16

My teen just compared Mr. Collins’ proposal to No Scrubs for her English class. I knew teaching her 90s culture would pay off.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · Sep 16

I love to watch people be good at stuff, whatever that may be.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · Sep 15

Night time skies >>>>>>

The bright moon peeks through the lower branches of silhouetted, towering conifers, illuminating wispy clouds and fading through navy blue to black skies littered with stars.

The Milky Way ringed by the shadows of fir trees.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · Sep 11

Any time you think you may agree with a republican, remember that they have no sincerely held beliefs except domination. They don’t actually care about anyone, including each other.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · Sep 9

Being a cop is just an MLM for men.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · Sep 8

It’s how I feel inside all the time.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · Sep 6

Rosie turns 12 in a few weeks so she can get the adult dose. Gonna tell them she was a smoker. A heavy smoker.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · Sep 5

Kind of a bizarre experience. I guess I expected retail pharmacists to be invested in knowing the fine details?

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · Sep 5

Husband, teen, and I got our Covid shots at Walgreen’s today. The pharmacist said we needed a medical reason since were were under 65. She didn’t believe me that depression/anxiety were valid reasons until I made her look them up on the CDC website.

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Barthanie Flatt @ccsteff.bsky.social · Aug 22

Californians are so bad at road trips. These people have never sat in traffic in Breezewood and it shows.

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