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I'm not like this 'cause I'm in Van Halen.
I'm in Van Halen because I'm like this.

#TeamPie | #GoBucks
Who cares if the secretary of defense or the admiral are tried and found responsible.
The president will just pardon them like every other bad actor in this administration
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Penn State hopes Crumbl
SOURCES: BYU coach Kalani Sitake is expected to remain with the Cougars after receiving strong interest from Penn State, @theathletic.com has learned.

BYU is expected to commit more resources to Sitake and the FB program, which plays for the Big 12 title/CFP on Saturday (ESPN 1st)
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Turns out they/them pronouns are useful when you want to distance yourself from responsibility for the war crimes.
Hegseth: "As President Trump always has our back, we always have the back of our commanders who are making decisions in difficult situations. All these strikes, they're making judgement calls ensuring they defend the American people. They've done the right things. We'll keep doing that."
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Look at God!!
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The Browns are actively trying to throw this game, aren't they?
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social Will there be an update on the fired coaches competition?
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Big 12: love my teammates god is good!

SEC: keep grindin

Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife

ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
Thank you ACC for always being yourself
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Just now watching The Game...

Michigan was called for holding!
First B1G opponent called for holding against the Buckeyes in over two years
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Good news Michigan fans...

Since you're out of the playoffs this year, the amount of post-season fine money you'll owe the NCAA isn't as large!
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Not sure if I've ever shared this Thanksgiving memory here...

Spending Thanksgiving in Chicago with my best friend and family, my car was parked behind theirs and needed to be moved in order to take grandma home.
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Remembering the night HE came home.
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
As God as my witness, I know turkeys can fry.
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
For those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale shopping mall has just been bombed with live turkeys...
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My positions on this are well documented:

Cake is an icing transportation device.
Cheesecake is a (incredibly delicious) custard.
Pie is an artform.

#TeamPie
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Jane is (as usual) a ball knower here.

(perhaps it's been the "All PIe Offense" all along?)
You let pecan pie absorb the safeties and sweet potato pie is open down the middle for six
I don’t really get pecan pie as a concept, but it’s very good at drawing the safeties away from the targets I really wanna hit at dessert
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Never one to disagree with Ms. Kimes... I would simply offer that this list is her effort to answer the question "How would you rank types of pie AFTER sweet potato?"
So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:

1. Pecan: Always good

2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.

3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It matters not whether you believe in Bigfoot.

It only matters that you know Bigfoot believes in you.
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Even this one!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Gotta find a way to get some to the West Coast... Recommendations, @ramzy.bsky.social?
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I know a good consulting gig at a place he's already familiar with...
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
THRUMANATOR!!!
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM