Mme. Dew 🇨🇦 🐉
@cdndrgn.bsky.social
Hobby 🐓 Farmer, Mad♻️🌎👩🏼🔬, Writer
Collector of Knowledge & Games
✍️|🏕️🚵♀️🥾|🧭🍁🐉
Queer Canadian 🏳️🌈🇨🇦
Scientist ✨🔭🦕🦖🌏🪨
Far, Far, ⬅️⬅️
Liquid Diet Wishlist:
https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/2Q7ZDJUVATEJ2?ref_=wl_share
Buy Canadian:
https://canshoponline.ca/
Collector of Knowledge & Games
✍️|🏕️🚵♀️🥾|🧭🍁🐉
Queer Canadian 🏳️🌈🇨🇦
Scientist ✨🔭🦕🦖🌏🪨
Far, Far, ⬅️⬅️
Liquid Diet Wishlist:
https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/2Q7ZDJUVATEJ2?ref_=wl_share
Buy Canadian:
https://canshoponline.ca/
Pinned
Mme. Dew 🇨🇦 🐉
@cdndrgn.bsky.social
· Jan 3
Things ppl should know about me🧵:
-I am on a medically required liquid diet
-Sugars are a controlled substance for me, also medically monitored
-My bloodwork determines what vitamins and supplements I need
-The diabetic friendly meal replacement drinks take care of the rest
1/
-I am on a medically required liquid diet
-Sugars are a controlled substance for me, also medically monitored
-My bloodwork determines what vitamins and supplements I need
-The diabetic friendly meal replacement drinks take care of the rest
1/
Ugh can’t even scroll. It’s draining me.
What’s your favourite Canadian Olympics feeds?
I’m sure a few of you have some good ones pinned!
What’s your favourite Canadian Olympics feeds?
I’m sure a few of you have some good ones pinned!
February 7, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Ugh can’t even scroll. It’s draining me.
What’s your favourite Canadian Olympics feeds?
I’m sure a few of you have some good ones pinned!
What’s your favourite Canadian Olympics feeds?
I’m sure a few of you have some good ones pinned!
Omg the amount of times I go looking for something that I knew I had in my hand a minute ago, just to have it crash to the floor (eventually) cause it was in my boob pocket…. Is kinda ridiculous
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Omg the amount of times I go looking for something that I knew I had in my hand a minute ago, just to have it crash to the floor (eventually) cause it was in my boob pocket…. Is kinda ridiculous
The urge to dye my hair is strong….
…Was looking at old pictures of all the colours it’s been and I DO have a whole shelf in the linen closet with options
I should wait til Spring
But I also don’t have a reason NOT to
🤷♀️🤷♀️
WTD
…Was looking at old pictures of all the colours it’s been and I DO have a whole shelf in the linen closet with options
I should wait til Spring
But I also don’t have a reason NOT to
🤷♀️🤷♀️
WTD
February 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
The urge to dye my hair is strong….
…Was looking at old pictures of all the colours it’s been and I DO have a whole shelf in the linen closet with options
I should wait til Spring
But I also don’t have a reason NOT to
🤷♀️🤷♀️
WTD
…Was looking at old pictures of all the colours it’s been and I DO have a whole shelf in the linen closet with options
I should wait til Spring
But I also don’t have a reason NOT to
🤷♀️🤷♀️
WTD
I can never sleep with someone else in my bed ever again & I’m ok with that
I have a “bed goes up, bed goes down” type of 🛏️ but not where L&R sides are independent
Feet up 100%, head up 50%. I sleep on a diagonal from top-R to bottom-L 🤔
Sometimes even on my stomach
I can’t sleep straight!
😂😂
I have a “bed goes up, bed goes down” type of 🛏️ but not where L&R sides are independent
Feet up 100%, head up 50%. I sleep on a diagonal from top-R to bottom-L 🤔
Sometimes even on my stomach
I can’t sleep straight!
😂😂
February 5, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I can never sleep with someone else in my bed ever again & I’m ok with that
I have a “bed goes up, bed goes down” type of 🛏️ but not where L&R sides are independent
Feet up 100%, head up 50%. I sleep on a diagonal from top-R to bottom-L 🤔
Sometimes even on my stomach
I can’t sleep straight!
😂😂
I have a “bed goes up, bed goes down” type of 🛏️ but not where L&R sides are independent
Feet up 100%, head up 50%. I sleep on a diagonal from top-R to bottom-L 🤔
Sometimes even on my stomach
I can’t sleep straight!
😂😂
Today I did all the things!
-Went to OW for a form for glasses coverage (only $110, 1/2 of a pair of the cheapest glasses at Lenscrafters)
-Ordered the glasses
-Bought H2O for the month
-Got dog food
-Got apple juice & applesauce, frozen OJ concentrate
-Got expired food from Flashfood
=No $$ left
-Went to OW for a form for glasses coverage (only $110, 1/2 of a pair of the cheapest glasses at Lenscrafters)
-Ordered the glasses
-Bought H2O for the month
-Got dog food
-Got apple juice & applesauce, frozen OJ concentrate
-Got expired food from Flashfood
=No $$ left
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Today I did all the things!
-Went to OW for a form for glasses coverage (only $110, 1/2 of a pair of the cheapest glasses at Lenscrafters)
-Ordered the glasses
-Bought H2O for the month
-Got dog food
-Got apple juice & applesauce, frozen OJ concentrate
-Got expired food from Flashfood
=No $$ left
-Went to OW for a form for glasses coverage (only $110, 1/2 of a pair of the cheapest glasses at Lenscrafters)
-Ordered the glasses
-Bought H2O for the month
-Got dog food
-Got apple juice & applesauce, frozen OJ concentrate
-Got expired food from Flashfood
=No $$ left
You need to buy meal replacement drinks, don’t buy a crossbow, you need nutrition, don’t buy that crossbow
Stop looking at it!
Buuuuut it’s only $150 with shipping
That’s your food budget for the whole month!!
-Talking to myself, replacing my recurve bow string, but looking at online sales
Stop looking at it!
Buuuuut it’s only $150 with shipping
That’s your food budget for the whole month!!
-Talking to myself, replacing my recurve bow string, but looking at online sales
February 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
You need to buy meal replacement drinks, don’t buy a crossbow, you need nutrition, don’t buy that crossbow
Stop looking at it!
Buuuuut it’s only $150 with shipping
That’s your food budget for the whole month!!
-Talking to myself, replacing my recurve bow string, but looking at online sales
Stop looking at it!
Buuuuut it’s only $150 with shipping
That’s your food budget for the whole month!!
-Talking to myself, replacing my recurve bow string, but looking at online sales
Somedays, I wish I werent single.
Today is one of those days.
Totally unrelated, it is snowing and I want to go to the store
😂😂
Today is one of those days.
Totally unrelated, it is snowing and I want to go to the store
😂😂
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Somedays, I wish I werent single.
Today is one of those days.
Totally unrelated, it is snowing and I want to go to the store
😂😂
Today is one of those days.
Totally unrelated, it is snowing and I want to go to the store
😂😂
Sometimes I wonder what my life is worth…
…so I look up how much it would cost to treat me if I didn’t have 🇨🇦healthcare…
This bone infection would have been $85,000 in IV meds
Not including:
Medical supplies
20 Home nurse visits
20 ER visits
3 CT’s
8 Specialist appts & debridement
PICC line
+more
…so I look up how much it would cost to treat me if I didn’t have 🇨🇦healthcare…
This bone infection would have been $85,000 in IV meds
Not including:
Medical supplies
20 Home nurse visits
20 ER visits
3 CT’s
8 Specialist appts & debridement
PICC line
+more
February 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Sometimes I wonder what my life is worth…
…so I look up how much it would cost to treat me if I didn’t have 🇨🇦healthcare…
This bone infection would have been $85,000 in IV meds
Not including:
Medical supplies
20 Home nurse visits
20 ER visits
3 CT’s
8 Specialist appts & debridement
PICC line
+more
…so I look up how much it would cost to treat me if I didn’t have 🇨🇦healthcare…
This bone infection would have been $85,000 in IV meds
Not including:
Medical supplies
20 Home nurse visits
20 ER visits
3 CT’s
8 Specialist appts & debridement
PICC line
+more
Today is a writing day. I have a story that itches to be taken care of.
Had icecream for breakfast, cause for me, Feb 1st is that day!
Had icecream for breakfast, cause for me, Feb 1st is that day!
February 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Today is a writing day. I have a story that itches to be taken care of.
Had icecream for breakfast, cause for me, Feb 1st is that day!
Had icecream for breakfast, cause for me, Feb 1st is that day!
I appear not to have liquid leaking from my skull anymore….
Am I finally on the mend after 100+ days on insanely strong antibiotics???
Am I going to avoid having a chunk of my skull removed???
I can’t wait until my next specialist appt!
I may finally be on the final 9 days of IV meds!!! Yay!!
Am I finally on the mend after 100+ days on insanely strong antibiotics???
Am I going to avoid having a chunk of my skull removed???
I can’t wait until my next specialist appt!
I may finally be on the final 9 days of IV meds!!! Yay!!
February 1, 2026 at 6:49 AM
I appear not to have liquid leaking from my skull anymore….
Am I finally on the mend after 100+ days on insanely strong antibiotics???
Am I going to avoid having a chunk of my skull removed???
I can’t wait until my next specialist appt!
I may finally be on the final 9 days of IV meds!!! Yay!!
Am I finally on the mend after 100+ days on insanely strong antibiotics???
Am I going to avoid having a chunk of my skull removed???
I can’t wait until my next specialist appt!
I may finally be on the final 9 days of IV meds!!! Yay!!
I’ve been wrongly celebrating “Icecream For Breakfast Day” on the 1st of February each year and only just now discovered it’s the first SATURDAY of February
I kinda want to do it tomorrow…calendars be damned
Today is Hot Chocolate Day for anyone else partaking, I went with Citavo🇬🇧. I was out of🇨🇭
I kinda want to do it tomorrow…calendars be damned
Today is Hot Chocolate Day for anyone else partaking, I went with Citavo🇬🇧. I was out of🇨🇭
January 31, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I’ve been wrongly celebrating “Icecream For Breakfast Day” on the 1st of February each year and only just now discovered it’s the first SATURDAY of February
I kinda want to do it tomorrow…calendars be damned
Today is Hot Chocolate Day for anyone else partaking, I went with Citavo🇬🇧. I was out of🇨🇭
I kinda want to do it tomorrow…calendars be damned
Today is Hot Chocolate Day for anyone else partaking, I went with Citavo🇬🇧. I was out of🇨🇭
Dreams be like: Find yourself someone who will re-write reality for you!
Me: Literally?
Dreams: Yes, may I introduce you to…. Lucifer?😈
Me: Certainly beats the last couple of ppl I’ve had dates with
🤔🤔
Me: Literally?
Dreams: Yes, may I introduce you to…. Lucifer?😈
Me: Certainly beats the last couple of ppl I’ve had dates with
🤔🤔
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Dreams be like: Find yourself someone who will re-write reality for you!
Me: Literally?
Dreams: Yes, may I introduce you to…. Lucifer?😈
Me: Certainly beats the last couple of ppl I’ve had dates with
🤔🤔
Me: Literally?
Dreams: Yes, may I introduce you to…. Lucifer?😈
Me: Certainly beats the last couple of ppl I’ve had dates with
🤔🤔
Had a dream that Lucifer (Tom Ellis version) wanted to marry me & so would do extravagantly absurd things at my whim to please me
Like would will into existence: an olympic-sized pool because I wanted to swim & a convention of all my interests because I offhandedly mentioned I missed going to them
Like would will into existence: an olympic-sized pool because I wanted to swim & a convention of all my interests because I offhandedly mentioned I missed going to them
January 31, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Had a dream that Lucifer (Tom Ellis version) wanted to marry me & so would do extravagantly absurd things at my whim to please me
Like would will into existence: an olympic-sized pool because I wanted to swim & a convention of all my interests because I offhandedly mentioned I missed going to them
Like would will into existence: an olympic-sized pool because I wanted to swim & a convention of all my interests because I offhandedly mentioned I missed going to them
Reposted by Mme. Dew 🇨🇦 🐉
January 30, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I’m dying!
WTF is the point of being diagnosed with endometriosis, PCOS, and Subserosal Fibroids (outside of uterus) if Doctors won’t prescribe anything for the pain, refer to any specialists, or REMOVE THE FUCKING ORGANS SENT FROM HELL
They shove their Tylenol/Advil advice up their 🍑
#ONhealth
WTF is the point of being diagnosed with endometriosis, PCOS, and Subserosal Fibroids (outside of uterus) if Doctors won’t prescribe anything for the pain, refer to any specialists, or REMOVE THE FUCKING ORGANS SENT FROM HELL
They shove their Tylenol/Advil advice up their 🍑
#ONhealth
January 29, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I’m dying!
WTF is the point of being diagnosed with endometriosis, PCOS, and Subserosal Fibroids (outside of uterus) if Doctors won’t prescribe anything for the pain, refer to any specialists, or REMOVE THE FUCKING ORGANS SENT FROM HELL
They shove their Tylenol/Advil advice up their 🍑
#ONhealth
WTF is the point of being diagnosed with endometriosis, PCOS, and Subserosal Fibroids (outside of uterus) if Doctors won’t prescribe anything for the pain, refer to any specialists, or REMOVE THE FUCKING ORGANS SENT FROM HELL
They shove their Tylenol/Advil advice up their 🍑
#ONhealth
I listened to this (~30min) over my morning coffee today! It was fantastic! (Can be read too)
I think it definitely needs a sequel called Team Orca: Assassins at Large!
I think it definitely needs a sequel called Team Orca: Assassins at Large!
LMAO I love the content notes on my short story about a plague that kills billionaires: Includes cursing, death by communicable disease (albeit not by the usual means). ✨NOT THE USUAL MEANS✨ Want to know more? Check it out! Free to read!
Escape Pod 1003: Billionaire’s Tears
I wake up to the sound of screaming, and know I’m going to die. I shoot out of bed, calling for my mother. First thing I’ve spoken clearly in two days. “Maria!” My mother bursts into my room. “Baby…
escapepod.org
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I listened to this (~30min) over my morning coffee today! It was fantastic! (Can be read too)
I think it definitely needs a sequel called Team Orca: Assassins at Large!
I think it definitely needs a sequel called Team Orca: Assassins at Large!
Hiding in the dark, listening to: ‘Devour the Dark’ by Nikki St. Crowe
Head hurts today
Head hurts today
January 28, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Hiding in the dark, listening to: ‘Devour the Dark’ by Nikki St. Crowe
Head hurts today
Head hurts today
100 DAYS!!!!
I’ve been fighting this infection with antibiotics (oral+IV) for 100 days!
Do I get a sticker?
Should I bake something to commemorate/commiserate the occasion?
#healthsky #boneinfection
I’ve been fighting this infection with antibiotics (oral+IV) for 100 days!
Do I get a sticker?
Should I bake something to commemorate/commiserate the occasion?
#healthsky #boneinfection
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
100 DAYS!!!!
I’ve been fighting this infection with antibiotics (oral+IV) for 100 days!
Do I get a sticker?
Should I bake something to commemorate/commiserate the occasion?
#healthsky #boneinfection
I’ve been fighting this infection with antibiotics (oral+IV) for 100 days!
Do I get a sticker?
Should I bake something to commemorate/commiserate the occasion?
#healthsky #boneinfection
Dear ___
Want to save real healthcare dollars?
Make it so the walk-in can’t call you to say “Your test results are back & the Dr wants to see you”
To have everything be “looking much better” with no need for follow-up or repeat tests
Sincerely,
Everyone
#canadahealthcare #couldhavebeenanemail
Want to save real healthcare dollars?
Make it so the walk-in can’t call you to say “Your test results are back & the Dr wants to see you”
To have everything be “looking much better” with no need for follow-up or repeat tests
Sincerely,
Everyone
#canadahealthcare #couldhavebeenanemail
January 27, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Dear ___
Want to save real healthcare dollars?
Make it so the walk-in can’t call you to say “Your test results are back & the Dr wants to see you”
To have everything be “looking much better” with no need for follow-up or repeat tests
Sincerely,
Everyone
#canadahealthcare #couldhavebeenanemail
Want to save real healthcare dollars?
Make it so the walk-in can’t call you to say “Your test results are back & the Dr wants to see you”
To have everything be “looking much better” with no need for follow-up or repeat tests
Sincerely,
Everyone
#canadahealthcare #couldhavebeenanemail
Pic of me right now:
(not even sure how this is even possible but it’s making me queasy)
(not even sure how this is even possible but it’s making me queasy)
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Pic of me right now:
(not even sure how this is even possible but it’s making me queasy)
(not even sure how this is even possible but it’s making me queasy)
Alrighty-o driveway is shovelled… enough… for today. Car is cleared off!
About half of it was maybe 10cm, but the drifts grew toward the road where it was a good 30cm & heavy from the plow
Not as bad as the GTHA to the south.
Thank Goodness For That!!!!
(Nurse can pull in safely & turn around)
About half of it was maybe 10cm, but the drifts grew toward the road where it was a good 30cm & heavy from the plow
Not as bad as the GTHA to the south.
Thank Goodness For That!!!!
(Nurse can pull in safely & turn around)
January 26, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Alrighty-o driveway is shovelled… enough… for today. Car is cleared off!
About half of it was maybe 10cm, but the drifts grew toward the road where it was a good 30cm & heavy from the plow
Not as bad as the GTHA to the south.
Thank Goodness For That!!!!
(Nurse can pull in safely & turn around)
About half of it was maybe 10cm, but the drifts grew toward the road where it was a good 30cm & heavy from the plow
Not as bad as the GTHA to the south.
Thank Goodness For That!!!!
(Nurse can pull in safely & turn around)
Me: I am going to make some molasses baked beans in the oven at a low temp to help keep the house warm. I should look up some recipes.
Also Me: I hate all these recipes, why are there so many ingredients? I’m gonna wing it!
Also, Also Me: *calls mom* You think I should measure?
Mom: I don’t
😂🤣
Also Me: I hate all these recipes, why are there so many ingredients? I’m gonna wing it!
Also, Also Me: *calls mom* You think I should measure?
Mom: I don’t
😂🤣
January 25, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Me: I am going to make some molasses baked beans in the oven at a low temp to help keep the house warm. I should look up some recipes.
Also Me: I hate all these recipes, why are there so many ingredients? I’m gonna wing it!
Also, Also Me: *calls mom* You think I should measure?
Mom: I don’t
😂🤣
Also Me: I hate all these recipes, why are there so many ingredients? I’m gonna wing it!
Also, Also Me: *calls mom* You think I should measure?
Mom: I don’t
😂🤣
As we head into Feb, I start to prep my Garden Map/Plans for the coming season. (Zone 6)
By mid-Feb I start seeds for some of the plants that take a bit longer or I find harder to grow outside
Nightshades 🫑🌶️🍅🍆
Rosemary, Parsley, Sage, Basil, Thyme
🧅 & Celery & Leeks
🥦 & Cauli
Marigolds
Kale
🇨🇦🌱🇨🇦
By mid-Feb I start seeds for some of the plants that take a bit longer or I find harder to grow outside
Nightshades 🫑🌶️🍅🍆
Rosemary, Parsley, Sage, Basil, Thyme
🧅 & Celery & Leeks
🥦 & Cauli
Marigolds
Kale
🇨🇦🌱🇨🇦
January 25, 2026 at 9:18 PM
As we head into Feb, I start to prep my Garden Map/Plans for the coming season. (Zone 6)
By mid-Feb I start seeds for some of the plants that take a bit longer or I find harder to grow outside
Nightshades 🫑🌶️🍅🍆
Rosemary, Parsley, Sage, Basil, Thyme
🧅 & Celery & Leeks
🥦 & Cauli
Marigolds
Kale
🇨🇦🌱🇨🇦
By mid-Feb I start seeds for some of the plants that take a bit longer or I find harder to grow outside
Nightshades 🫑🌶️🍅🍆
Rosemary, Parsley, Sage, Basil, Thyme
🧅 & Celery & Leeks
🥦 & Cauli
Marigolds
Kale
🇨🇦🌱🇨🇦
Politicians and Snake-Oil Salesmen… the original TikTok/Insta “influencers”
Stay skeptical peeps!
P.S.
If you want to do a world of good, teach someone about BSers & how to check your sources for bias!
The “Why is someone saying this?” is usually more important than the BS their spewing!
~C.D.
Stay skeptical peeps!
P.S.
If you want to do a world of good, teach someone about BSers & how to check your sources for bias!
The “Why is someone saying this?” is usually more important than the BS their spewing!
~C.D.
January 25, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Politicians and Snake-Oil Salesmen… the original TikTok/Insta “influencers”
Stay skeptical peeps!
P.S.
If you want to do a world of good, teach someone about BSers & how to check your sources for bias!
The “Why is someone saying this?” is usually more important than the BS their spewing!
~C.D.
Stay skeptical peeps!
P.S.
If you want to do a world of good, teach someone about BSers & how to check your sources for bias!
The “Why is someone saying this?” is usually more important than the BS their spewing!
~C.D.
Am I wrong in thinking the 🇺🇸’s who are buying 🇨🇦 products in solidarity are funnelling more money to Trump via tariffs?
Been reading some comments
I appreciate the gesture, but maybe not such a good idea 🤷♀️
Or is it like Canada, where consumers don’t pay taxes on healthy groceries & necessities?
Been reading some comments
I appreciate the gesture, but maybe not such a good idea 🤷♀️
Or is it like Canada, where consumers don’t pay taxes on healthy groceries & necessities?
January 25, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Am I wrong in thinking the 🇺🇸’s who are buying 🇨🇦 products in solidarity are funnelling more money to Trump via tariffs?
Been reading some comments
I appreciate the gesture, but maybe not such a good idea 🤷♀️
Or is it like Canada, where consumers don’t pay taxes on healthy groceries & necessities?
Been reading some comments
I appreciate the gesture, but maybe not such a good idea 🤷♀️
Or is it like Canada, where consumers don’t pay taxes on healthy groceries & necessities?