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Chris B
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What a fucking goal
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Massively over-ordered from the Chinese…
February 14, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by Chris B
what to read when life on earth is stressing you out

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of most massive black holes - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
50 cal shots is it?
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 PM
So Tom Banton wasn’t exactly dragged up was he?
February 14, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Fuck sake - 3 potential matches fl M this weekend….. all called off
February 13, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Bob Wilson, Anchorman
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I bet Michael Knighton isn’t bemoaning the state of the nation and blaming forrins right now (actually on second thoughts….)
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Reposted by Chris B
News of a new #HMHB book, 'Friday Night Fever' by Steve Hill on the Route website. Would be the first full book on the band to date.
www.route-online.com/blog/post/bl...
Half Man Half Biscuit Book
Route are pleased announce the signing of Steve Hill’s book Friday Night Fever: Inside The Cult Of Half Man Half Biscuit.
www.route-online.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Post a banger not in English

youtu.be/mJTY4vv5-AM?...
February 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Reposted by Chris B
People often talk about double yolk eggs, but nobody ever brings up the difficult second albumen
February 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Crikey - the footage of Vonn getting airlifted off the mountain…
a black and white photo of a woman holding a knife
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February 8, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Fuck sake - match off, opponents just pulled out, weekend ruined
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 AM
M’s match this morning postponed again, so this starving dog is having to make do with the rubber bone of a match from the age group above. It features a really good side with some of her mates in against an average side featuring some former teammates
February 7, 2026 at 9:55 AM
As an avid Hispanophile, post a picture where you wish you were now.
February 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Edward the second - 14th century
Football is shite.

Thank you for your attention to whatever.
February 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Speaking of the cult of #HMHB, hats off to the guy in the Salisbury pre-gig on Friday sporting a customised leather jacket signed thus:
'Best Wishes
From your showbiz pal
Nigel Blackwell'
February 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Saturday 27 June 2026:
Harry Styles, Wembley Stadium
Take That, London Stadium
Bad Bunny, Tottenham Stadium
Lily Allen, O2
Garth Brooks, Hyde Park
Kneecap, Crystal Palace Park
Cardigans, Hammersmith Apollo
Empire of the Sun, Ally Pally
American Football, Kentish Town Forum
February 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
4 weeks til Omloop het Nieuwsblad
a man wearing a bow tie and vest is clapping his hands in front of a window .
ALT: a man wearing a bow tie and vest is clapping his hands in front of a window .
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February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Shit, I’ve got 155 days
Happy Meldrew Point Day, Geri Halliwell! Today you are 19,537 days old and have reached your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don’t believe it!
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Parisian literary agent reading first draft of Les Miserables - 1862
January 31, 2026 at 9:01 PM
“Its a disease passing back to your goalkeeper” says Neville,G. He really is a damp quilt
January 31, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Both of M’s matches for this weekend = postponed. I am bereft
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM