Celephais42
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Celephais42
@celephais42.bsky.social
Tankie he/him
Pinned
Gasp in horror and awe as the coining of the phrase “chart felching liberal” breaks the 7th seal and the rapture can happen now.
“Anti-intellectual left” is a hell of a phrase when considering that most of the US left were probably also chart felching liberals until intellectual curiosity provoked us into reading the forbidden texts.
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Why should anything in the Epstein files be classified?

Merely entertaining the idea that any of it should be classified confirms it was a US Government intelligence operation.
Thomas Massie says Israel wants to control what can and cannot be revealed in the Epstein files, claiming both Israeli intelligence and the CIA were entangled with Epstein and fear the embarrassment full transparency would bring.

Via @TheSimurgh313 (Telegram)
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Before I read the caption I thought it was a power strip that somebody plugged a space heater into.
Part 54

3400 yo painter's palette from ancient Egypt, Amenhotep III era.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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no you can't. the british aren't even sexually dimorphic.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The long term, truly internet poisoned folks are full cenobite today.
a picture of a man with spikes on his head and the words " i have centuries to discover the things that make you wimp
ALT: a picture of a man with spikes on his head and the words " i have centuries to discover the things that make you wimp
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Reskeet because it’s going to hit different for a bunch of normies today.
Gasp in horror and awe as the coining of the phrase “chart felching liberal” breaks the 7th seal and the rapture can happen now.
“Anti-intellectual left” is a hell of a phrase when considering that most of the US left were probably also chart felching liberals until intellectual curiosity provoked us into reading the forbidden texts.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Just uuuhhh practicing on developing a good alt text habit.
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Wow all it takes is a rumor about Clinton getting another BJ for libs to throw 30 years of progress on consent under the bus to rehabilitate him.
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Re: The Epstein Files

The only notable outcome of the Panama Papers story was that the reporter who broke the story was assassinated withba car bomb.

Your civic institutions will not deliver the justice you seek.
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There is a general rule, which is good.
There are particular exceptions to the rule, which are also good.
There is conflict in this.
Dogmatic enforcement of the particular because of the general creates the “synthesis” of the Streisand Effect.

Dialectics outside of a strictly economic context
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
How does a 15 yo girl who looks younger than 15 look legal to a passerby?
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
For the people getting mad at the NYT just now.
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
On a related note my great grandfather was Franz Ferdinand, king of Spain.
>me, googling Dode McIntosh because I know I’m deeply ignorant on Native American history.

>“Chief of Creek nation” *cough* Muscogee

>me googling Creek/Cherokee relations (wherein I learned the term Muscogee)

> petty warfare until the hwhaits showed up
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Why would I reskeet this?!
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.”

-Ta-Nehisi Coates
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Alright…
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The trope of the brilliant/powerful villain having a mentally unwell sidekick in 19th century gothic horror is directly a manifestation of bourgeois/aristocratic fear response to the existence of Marx and Engels. In this essay I will demonstrate how
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Inb4 the Invader ZM cast gets a GR, a DB, and a GZ.

Because the simulation is just that weird.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Kitten!
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
AKA 100% DSA
the 2028 democratic party is going to be 50% DSA and 50% CIA at this rate
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Fuck yeah
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s been 29 years and 1 month that’s completely uncensored song about anal fisting has been played on regular daytime radio
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Dude is engaging in nirvana fallacy.

Yes revolutions are violent and bloody affairs. Yes protecting the revolution in the face of wealthy and powerful outside opposition actively attempting to destroy it can be similarly messy.

And yet no other system has had such dramatic quality of life
Mate there's plenty out there to show what I'm talking about.

Show me any system that doesn't lead to inherent corruption after 3 generations and I'll show you a miracle.
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
NP
October 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.
October 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Every now and then I wonder if the ubiquity of Project Paperclip and Nazi scientist involvement in the US Space program is an op to coverup Jack Parsons’ involvement with the OTO.
October 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM