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get ginged n00b
if you replace all the words in a book with synonyms, is it the same book? this is known as the Ship of Thesaurus problem
January 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i dunno should i come back here? i get paid to be over there
November 29, 2024 at 6:50 AM
today i got roasted by fam for being in a long-standing confusing will they won't they on again off again situation

felt pretty good about it for the most part, in on the joke

later bro called me out on a minor social faux pas and i REALLY tightened up

interesting to see where insecurity lies
July 2, 2023 at 5:35 AM
without downloading new pics where are you mentally
July 2, 2023 at 5:26 AM
telling my kids this was led zeppelin
a feast of fermented grain for the yardbirds
July 2, 2023 at 5:18 AM
@tess.bsky.social YOU SAID YOU WERE SLEEPING
July 2, 2023 at 5:04 AM
HI IM TIM
July 2, 2023 at 5:00 AM
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You might be being rate limited on Twitter... because you are part of a DDOS attack... That Twitter did to itself... Using your browser!

Oh dear...
Sheldon Chang 🇺🇸 (@[email protected])
Attached: 2 images This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself. The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stop...
sfba.social
July 1, 2023 at 6:35 PM
dope-sick tweeters here for that emergency dilaudid
July 2, 2023 at 4:13 AM
oh the sky works now hello sky!
July 2, 2023 at 4:12 AM
catching up on discourse by shoving myself off the skyline to own the libs
July 2, 2023 at 4:10 AM
catching up on discourse by shoving myself off the skyline to own the libs
July 1, 2023 at 7:45 PM
catching up on discourse by shoving myself off the skyline to own the libs
July 1, 2023 at 7:44 PM
catching up on discourse by shoving myself off the skyline to own the libs
July 1, 2023 at 7:44 PM
here to see if we all fled back to the sky in the wake of ratepocalypse
July 1, 2023 at 7:30 PM
*for the good of the platform* the one-two punch of capitalist patriarchy and subsequent feminist deconstruction left everyone with daddy issues, but at least women can work theirs out with their boyfriends and that's why dating is worse for men
hypothesis: the problem with bluesky is there aren't enough tpot cishets to generate enough gender/dating discourse to clog up the works and get in the way of the nazi/moderation discourse
May 8, 2023 at 6:48 AM
i am hot and i am ugly. very smrt and smol of brain. all-accepting and full of condemnation. i love and hate myself and you. hapless and boss. authoritarian and libertarian. i am the third rail and the one who avoids and the one who steps. i am pineapple on pizza and i am its condemnation.
May 7, 2023 at 8:59 PM
it's not a dick, it's a protocol
May 7, 2023 at 7:08 AM
if your community doesn't have several members that are everyone's pretty embarrassed about, you don't have a community you have a club
May 4, 2023 at 6:13 AM
48 hrs since my third mdma session now so my serotonin should start returning

today sucked, totally flat

this one was less cognitive, more about connecting with physical movement. probly because it had a stim in it. good for me i think. i did a lot of fish tail swishes, shed a lot of back tension
May 4, 2023 at 6:05 AM
bluesky is an internet homeschooler convention
May 4, 2023 at 5:36 AM
did i miss the drama

cool
May 4, 2023 at 5:30 AM
you wouldn't hurt a poor little spider-man ceo just for being in the dead centre of a social cluster
May 4, 2023 at 5:27 AM