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she/her (like a ship)
Star Trek broke causality. now it's everyone's problem
loginasroot.net
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
fyi you can still get a passport with your sex marker of choice, including X. seems like the injunction or whatever could get knocked down any time, so if that's something you want hop on it travel.state.gov/content/trav...
Sex Marker in Passports
Learn more about our policy on this page.
travel.state.gov
October 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I thought grimes videos in the last few years had been getting kind of boring but god damn she's back
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
in my home I have encountered an entity with far too many legs. this displeases me
October 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
996 is good as long as you take 2 month breaks every 3 weeks
The grind culture that birthed many Big Tech companies from Google to Amazon is back.

As the AI race heats up, startups are promoting hardcore cultures like “996,” or working 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., six days a week.
Why these companies insist on a 72-hour work week
Start-ups are promoting hardcore cultures such as “996,” meaning working from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. six days a week, as they race to compete in AI.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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magical girl doing the heart hands thing but in context it’s very obviously a gang sign
October 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
what would you call a WUG experiencing existential dread?
I genuinely don't know
October 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
systemctl stop x
<long pause>
(like smothering with a pillow)

vs

killall x
killall x
kllall -9 x
(like bashing with a club)
October 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I know it's ironic given my pfp but...

I've decided heat death is somebody else's problem. my job is just to get us there
October 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
default is looking for puppygirls. she's like, probably fine to talk to I think?
People on twitter keep dming me about puppygirls. I’ll write about the new paper! If you are or know a puppygirl who can chime in, please dm. Bedtime now though
October 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
October 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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i love making things on my computer :)
September 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
we should have given it to the yogurt
In Ohio, starting on Monday 9/29, we'll be implementing an age assurance solution similar to what we're doing in South Dakota and Wyoming. Read more here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
Our Approach to Age Assurance - Bluesky
We’re committed to keeping our community informed as we navigate new regional regulations.
bsky.social
September 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
she fork() on my thread pool til I
problem was the new rust library is ~async~ meaning it needs multiple threads running even when it's not doing anything meaning it shits the bed on fork()
September 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
some goddamn trans girl decided GTK image loading needed to be sandboxed and rewritten in Rust and now my swaylock fork is broken
September 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you
September 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
girl wearing a t-shirt that says this
nobody ever actually consents to sex, and if they did it wouldn't matter. consent is a euphemism for mindreading. having sex with someone you can't mindread is often rape, regardless of if they technically consent.
What's some fun/important info about sex that wasn't taught to you in sex ed?

It could be something kinda vital (PrEP/DoxyPep info, don't use silicone lube on silicone toys, flared bases, etc), handy tips (where's the prostate?), or just fun trivia (what's 'bukkake' or 'cottaging' mean?)
September 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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surprising my doctor by revealing my second health bar
September 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
there's like 700 people in the world who can actually write software without offloading to an egregore and/or fucking it all up. drew devault is one of them? are you among the 700? if not you're being out-hussled by drew defuckingvault
September 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I think it's a good policy when you make a drive-by PR to run your fork of that thing until your change gets merged+released. both for testing purposes and so you're not beholden to their code review/release process. if they reject it well... fuck everyone else but I got mine.
September 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
dommy enby named Management (they/them)
September 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
*reads community guidelines very closely*

I'm sure glad the violent internetpoisened young guy meta is moving away from shooting schoolchildren and teachers. we should definitely make sure it continues to be less of that.
September 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I should make a gc with everyone at anthropic I have on signal to yell at them when claude is down and also to make feature requests (I should very much not do this)
September 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
shout out to ip-api.com for not only being a short memorable URL that can be curled without fuss but also for having colored formatted terminal output by default
September 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
beeper is cool in theory but making it ergonomic to decrypt e2e app messages server side (much less punt them to an LLM API) is unacceptable
I really like this product direction from Beeper. While I'm pretty unlikely to want to give AI access to my messages, I appreciate the focus on integration and could see myself writing scripts using the REST API
August in Beeper land: MCP, API, Parity and more
Beeper MCP Beeper and friends hosted a MCP hackathon a few weeks ago in our NoHo space where we unveiled our MCP server. Beeper MCP lets you connect Beeper to Claude, Cursor and other AI tools whic…
blog.beeper.com
September 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM