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tess
@tess.bsky.social
she/her (like a ship)
as much as I hate to be racist this is not a pleasing entity
October 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
October 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
this is the correct way to sign off on all communications to me, btw
August 13, 2025 at 11:06 AM
this video is funny because it goes into a bunch of insane linear algebra and FFT stuff to calculate the ~4 millionth fibonacci in a second in C++, but you can calculate the 16 millionth on a phone with 12 lines of javascript youtu.be/KzT9I1d-LlQ?...
August 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
thank you for this tweet because normally when I'm coding on my phone I drawer switch between editor and terminal but because of this I remembered about splitscreen, which is slightly nicer
August 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
she's so cute when she's confused
August 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
are you a mundane?
August 1, 2025 at 7:10 AM
we have a pinetab at home
July 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
you see her power walking alone at 2am, sipping a red bull. how do you open?
July 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
this one might end up going to toilet flapper vender lock-in. quite finicky to make it work consistently. trying a new design
July 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
toilet flapper vendor lock-in: 0
tess: 1
July 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
oh no, I think this firefox nightly label has gained sentience
July 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
F9 3361 flys again ! my beloved ! we're so back
July 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
repost to give a functional programmer psychic damage
July 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
July 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
wait hahaha

you can fix the code keeping the behavior the same without pulling it into a variable or adding a single character. it just generated two extra copies of the URL for no reason.
July 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
so when yall use LLMs for codegen, does it not write stuff like this? or has everyone just given up on committing code of any quality whatsoever?
July 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
..
July 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
injection drew a bit more blood than usual
May 19, 2025 at 9:27 AM
this didn't get nearly enough people mad at me on twitter, let's see if it performs better here
May 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
this idea (still up at blueskyweb.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/art...) was the sort of thing that originally sold me on bluesky. unfortunately, it seems this was either never or is no longer the design philosophy.
January 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
found this lying around the house. good thing I'm not a California resident
December 8, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Matt as always with the hard-hitting market analysis
December 7, 2024 at 11:35 PM
finally got to play @may.as's wikipedia game
December 7, 2024 at 5:51 AM
reporting in
November 29, 2024 at 3:55 AM