Chad Floyd
@chadfloyd.bsky.social
📍Charlotte NC. Real estate broker, former podcaster, cooking and college football enthusiast, and will (sky?) a lot about my lovely mutt, Duck.
Damn, just passed 8 inches of snow in Charlotte
January 31, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Damn, just passed 8 inches of snow in Charlotte
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WINTER SURVIVAL KIT UPDATE:
- mid ankle socks over ankle socks to keep the higher ones fresher (as I only own 3 pairs)
- looser Nike pants over more comfortable pants
- jacket over hoodie
10 days into freezing and finally ready
- mid ankle socks over ankle socks to keep the higher ones fresher (as I only own 3 pairs)
- looser Nike pants over more comfortable pants
- jacket over hoodie
10 days into freezing and finally ready
January 28, 2026 at 1:17 PM
WINTER SURVIVAL KIT UPDATE:
- mid ankle socks over ankle socks to keep the higher ones fresher (as I only own 3 pairs)
- looser Nike pants over more comfortable pants
- jacket over hoodie
10 days into freezing and finally ready
- mid ankle socks over ankle socks to keep the higher ones fresher (as I only own 3 pairs)
- looser Nike pants over more comfortable pants
- jacket over hoodie
10 days into freezing and finally ready
Somehow, refreshing that the first sobering news of the day didn’t come directly from PedOTUS
*keeps scrolling*
*keeps scrolling*
"If you watch an episode of Cheers, you might hear references to foreign filmmakers, to classical musicians, to Russian novelists. The level of assumed knowledge back then was far greater; now, TV is rarely adventurous in its allusions."
TV brain rot: The real reason television shows are getting stupider www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Somehow, refreshing that the first sobering news of the day didn’t come directly from PedOTUS
*keeps scrolling*
*keeps scrolling*
Two years ago, I was like “hey maybe move on from Mack Brown because he couldn’t win more than 8 games with a generational NFL QB”
Last year, I was like “ooh hire the guy who’s built and exceeded expectations at lower levels”
Congrats on the 2028 Natty, Florida.
Last year, I was like “ooh hire the guy who’s built and exceeded expectations at lower levels”
Congrats on the 2028 Natty, Florida.
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Two years ago, I was like “hey maybe move on from Mack Brown because he couldn’t win more than 8 games with a generational NFL QB”
Last year, I was like “ooh hire the guy who’s built and exceeded expectations at lower levels”
Congrats on the 2028 Natty, Florida.
Last year, I was like “ooh hire the guy who’s built and exceeded expectations at lower levels”
Congrats on the 2028 Natty, Florida.
Ole football autism ass Russell Wilson is gonna be such a bad interview after he’s been broken by some retread old white dude in charge of the Raiders
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Ole football autism ass Russell Wilson is gonna be such a bad interview after he’s been broken by some retread old white dude in charge of the Raiders
Curt Cignetti is all of us playing EA NCAA Football
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Curt Cignetti is all of us playing EA NCAA Football
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if Bill Belichick had just let them pay him money to go on TV for one more year he could've gotten at least 3 of these jobs to fight over him and instead he is going to spend the next 11 months trying to squeeze 6 wins out of the largest collection of 3-star recruits ever assembled
there’s something truly magical about a full 10 NFL head coaching jobs opening up in a year where the pool of candidates is the worst i have ever seen it
January 19, 2026 at 3:25 PM
if Bill Belichick had just let them pay him money to go on TV for one more year he could've gotten at least 3 of these jobs to fight over him and instead he is going to spend the next 11 months trying to squeeze 6 wins out of the largest collection of 3-star recruits ever assembled
Another day, another dementia
Not the sort of letter committed to paper by a well man. "Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Another day, another dementia
Shoutout to SVP to pre-empting the god question. Mendoza still gets his shout in.
THEORY:
Those creepy “he gets us” ads we used to be inundated by are paying some mad NIL. @foiaball.com is that searchable?
THEORY:
Those creepy “he gets us” ads we used to be inundated by are paying some mad NIL. @foiaball.com is that searchable?
January 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Shoutout to SVP to pre-empting the god question. Mendoza still gets his shout in.
THEORY:
Those creepy “he gets us” ads we used to be inundated by are paying some mad NIL. @foiaball.com is that searchable?
THEORY:
Those creepy “he gets us” ads we used to be inundated by are paying some mad NIL. @foiaball.com is that searchable?
A friend just called Mendoza “a sincere Russell Wilson” and my god that’s the most accurate statement I’ve heard in 2026
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
A friend just called Mendoza “a sincere Russell Wilson” and my god that’s the most accurate statement I’ve heard in 2026
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Man I really underestimated how bad it’s gotta feel to get verbally abused through a bullhorn by someone with a Minnesota accent
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Man I really underestimated how bad it’s gotta feel to get verbally abused through a bullhorn by someone with a Minnesota accent
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updated
in ACC play, Miami averaged 134 rushing yards per game and 3.9 yards per carry
in the College Football Playoff, Miami is averaging 173 rushing yards per game and 4.5 yards per carry
SEC programs would crumble to dust if they had to go to Palo Alto, Boston, and Winston-Salem
in ACC play, Miami averaged 134 rushing yards per game and 3.9 yards per carry
in the College Football Playoff, Miami is averaging 173 rushing yards per game and 4.5 yards per carry
SEC programs would crumble to dust if they had to go to Palo Alto, Boston, and Winston-Salem
in ACC play, Miami averaged 134 rushing yards per game and 3.9 yards per carry
in the College Football Playoff, Miami is averaging 164 rushing yards per game and 5.1 yards per carry
SEC and Big Ten teams would break if they had to endure the week-to-week physicality of the ACC
in the College Football Playoff, Miami is averaging 164 rushing yards per game and 5.1 yards per carry
SEC and Big Ten teams would break if they had to endure the week-to-week physicality of the ACC
January 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
updated
in ACC play, Miami averaged 134 rushing yards per game and 3.9 yards per carry
in the College Football Playoff, Miami is averaging 173 rushing yards per game and 4.5 yards per carry
SEC programs would crumble to dust if they had to go to Palo Alto, Boston, and Winston-Salem
in ACC play, Miami averaged 134 rushing yards per game and 3.9 yards per carry
in the College Football Playoff, Miami is averaging 173 rushing yards per game and 4.5 yards per carry
SEC programs would crumble to dust if they had to go to Palo Alto, Boston, and Winston-Salem
Mario’s security detail: That’s ASAC Hank Schrader, and go fuck yourself
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Mario’s security detail: That’s ASAC Hank Schrader, and go fuck yourself
I’m a “play to win” guy and also a “Mario Cristobal is -1 win per season against replacement coach in game management” guy, buuuuuutttttt
They should definitely play for the FG and play OT in condensed space.
They should definitely play for the FG and play OT in condensed space.
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I’m a “play to win” guy and also a “Mario Cristobal is -1 win per season against replacement coach in game management” guy, buuuuuutttttt
They should definitely play for the FG and play OT in condensed space.
They should definitely play for the FG and play OT in condensed space.
I have some bad news
Carson Beck has missed several open guys downfield. Gotta hit that.
January 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I have some bad news
OH YEAH BABY GIVE ME MORE WOUNDED DUCKS
Oh hell yeah, Carson Beck Wounded Duck PI Offense ™️
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
OH YEAH BABY GIVE ME MORE WOUNDED DUCKS
Oh hell yeah, Carson Beck Wounded Duck PI Offense ™️
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Oh hell yeah, Carson Beck Wounded Duck PI Offense ™️
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what the fuck are these calls?
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
what the fuck are these calls?
Funny to me that Miami’s receivers break off their short routes because they know Beck isn’t leading them to grass.
January 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Funny to me that Miami’s receivers break off their short routes because they know Beck isn’t leading them to grass.
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
And Charlotte. And Raleigh. And Detroit. And San Francisco.
Get the fuck out of our country, you goddamn traitors.
Get the fuck out of our country, you goddamn traitors.
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
And Charlotte. And Raleigh. And Detroit. And San Francisco.
Get the fuck out of our country, you goddamn traitors.
Get the fuck out of our country, you goddamn traitors.
"We don't have to live like this," he sighed while restarting his computer because there was a little bit of lag in his wireless mouse.
January 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
"We don't have to live like this," he sighed while restarting his computer because there was a little bit of lag in his wireless mouse.
Don’t forget the treason for the season!
Happy Klanuary 6th to all who celebrate
January 6, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Don’t forget the treason for the season!