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I want to be a homeowner so I can put an autumn leaf pile in my living room.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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This. Plenty of people would prefer that women be our only social safety net.
Look, women no longer do shit for free is actually at the root of a lot of social disruption. The question is whether you think the solution is women going back to being unpaid and unprotected by their own labor.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Delete this... and write the script... I'll help you raise the money
Movie pitch: elderly woman becomes so adept at evading her adult children's attempts to monitor her movements that she realizes she could evade police surveillance as well.

Her social security income is about to get a boost from her new retirement hobby: crime.
Millennial children to Boomer Parents "be" like ... monitoring their movements within 60 feet is "not great"

but also
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I wonder if the guys who walked on the moon were afraid that the gravity would be so low that they'd float away from the moon

Like I'm sure they knew that wouldn't happen, given how planned out the spacewalk would have had to be, but was the fear there anyway?
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Hang onto these pictures because Hegseth will have the offending sign removed as soon as he sobers up today.
Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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The rights of men don’t change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do. That’s a real problem.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Why don't we have a dog show but for other animals? Or pet bugs? Who's got the snazziest frog? Who has the most well-trained beetle?
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Religious exception to necessary medical procedures, especially for children, needs to be made illegal. That shit just covers for child abuse and anti-intellectual and anti-reality nonsense that just hurts children, and society. Magical thinking shouldn't outweigh actual medical science
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy

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David Clayton is running for congress in NC's District 5 against #FuckMAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself.👇
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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This is an incredibly strange thing to publish after a law has been enacted requiring the doors to be released.
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Y’know when Snoopy is on his doghouse yelling in gibberish at things? That’s just me driving in central MA after 5pm because we all forgot how to drive when it gets dark ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
snoopy is wearing a helmet and scarf while sitting on a snoopy plane .
ALT: snoopy is wearing a helmet and scarf while sitting on a snoopy plane .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Went in to work for an hour today and we had a kid getting into the ceiling, a live frog in a box, a lesson on how to properly cook pancakes complete with a child roasting my skills, and the construction of a vehicle made out of cardboard.
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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@sbworkersunited.org have launched the biggest open-ended strike in Starbucks history, fighting for fair wages and against unfair labor practices. We all need to stand in solidarity with striking workers. DON'T BUY STARBUCKS FOR THE DURATION OF THE STRIKE. #NoContractNoCoffee
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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i spent my entire childhood being unable to picture what it'd be like to grow older. now that i've figured out why, i've spent my entire adult life scared of dreaming too far ahead in fear of having my future stolen away from me
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM