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Charlie Vergos

@charlievergos.bsky.social

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Comedian/Comedy Producer in Memphis, TN, formerly New Orleans, Chicago, Brooklyn, and earlier Memphis Follow me for posts that deserve more than they get smh.

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Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · 7h

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Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · 7h

Wow, it’s only October 25th and I’m ALREADY seeing Christmas ads for Etsy that pre-empt the video of ICE abducting the Chicago Laugh Factory’s night manager (US Citizen)

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · 1d

Finally saw the plans for the new White House

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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 2d

Wow, crazy news today.

Anyway, here are my top eight prop bets for the Thunder-Pacers game tonight, sponsored by GambleYourEntireIRA dot com ...

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Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · 3d

LET'S GOOOOO!!!!

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · 3d

No better way to start off the 2025–26 Grizz season than Hims ad LET’S GO!!!

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · 4d

Fall is Jim Croce season

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One Less Set of Footsteps

YouTube video by Jim Croce - Topic

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Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · 15d

Blue state liberals & Rural TN Trumpers

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Pearl-clutching about crime in Memphis without actually caring about fixing it and validating Trump’s false premise for sending in the National Guard to stand around buying blue Powerade at the Bass Pro Pyramid

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · 21d

If your city isn't being threatened by the feds, it's lame as hell

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · 23d

Excited to see him try to do crowd work with the North Sentinalese one day

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · 26d

As someone who’s had to substitute teach a class without a lesson plan before, I don’t envy ICE rn.

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 26d

Chicago ICE attempted to apprehend a random delivery guy, but the delivery guy’s impressive escaping skills proved to be too much for the goons

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · 26d

Re: National Guard in Memphis-

You know all these out of town folks gonna be out here looking up “crime” on Google maps

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · Sep 19

A fun thing about Memphis rn is if you just moved here for a medical rotation or TFA and own a pair of hiking boots, you could convince folks you’re the National Guard

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · Sep 17

i do not think americans want to live in a culture where jimmy kimmel is considered too edgy for television

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Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · Sep 16

The more I read about this order to send the National Guard to Memphis, the more it seems like this is the plan so far:

1.) Send a press release
2.) ?????

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · Sep 9

Harper Lee was also southern!

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · Sep 6

Man, I’m just trying to go about my Saturday in peace. Crazy that this dude comes from the same country as Jim Henson

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · Sep 5

Denver hack: “I’m sorry, I’m still getting used to the altitude and have the spins” is a great way to get out of talking to someone with a clipboard

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · Sep 4

I’m not lonely enough to be a content creator

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · Sep 3

Writing e-mails should be hard. I already got 8,000 of those shits to sort through as is, I don’t need those sick fucks to be more productive.

“Oh, wow, look how efficient my gym membership’s debt collection team has got”

Anyways, at the Comedy Fort in Ft. Collins tomorrow night

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · Sep 3

There’s this moderate consensus among learned people rn that “no, obviously businesses shouldn’t rely entirely on AI to do people’s jobs, but it can be a useful tool to help complete tedious repetitive tasks like sending e-mails” and honestly, fuck that too… (1/2)

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Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · Aug 28

I’d have watched Get Out a third time if I could

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · Aug 20

I’m seeing all the old ass boomers in the comment sections saying “send the National Guard to Memphis!” like yall don’t personally remember how great it turned out for the city the last time that happened

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · Aug 17

Well the good news is that the prednisone I was just prescribed is distributed by EPIC pharma, llc

Rad!

Charlie Vergos @charlievergos.bsky.social · Aug 15

Late night shit: best meal before doing stand-up is a veggie burrito and a coke.

Best accessories for a long drive after the set: Starbursts regular and Burt Bacharach