chato
@chatomaltes.bsky.social
Cursed to being a gaming yapper. Occasionally a blogger, semifrequently an artist, full time ADHD. ∎ he/him, 🔞
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Omaigoto Belle what’re you doing on the beach 🤨
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Omaigoto Belle what’re you doing on the beach 🤨
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There are countless actual human beings right now being denied personhood, and you're publishing articles wondering if the world's most expensive game of mad libs knows what it means to dream.
Experiments conducted with the A.I. system Claude are producing fascinating results—and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Gideon Lewis-Kraus reports from inside the company that designed it, Anthropic. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/rOfXjg
February 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
There are countless actual human beings right now being denied personhood, and you're publishing articles wondering if the world's most expensive game of mad libs knows what it means to dream.
Seeing Will Stamper credited in a game in 2026 and it's because of a mew he probably recorded 10+ years ago 💔
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Seeing Will Stamper credited in a game in 2026 and it's because of a mew he probably recorded 10+ years ago 💔
Been waiting for this one!
BLOODSAINT 2
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4187540/
$0.79
BLOODSAINT 2 is the most recent, barely playable, fast-paced, retro-hardcore, top-down arena-shooter minigame from Walter Machado.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4187540/
$0.79
BLOODSAINT 2 is the most recent, barely playable, fast-paced, retro-hardcore, top-down arena-shooter minigame from Walter Machado.
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Been waiting for this one!
The first one is sort of an anti datesim. You start as the idol's boyfriend and the core experience is about the two of you distancing yourselves. Very interesting on paper but it's not all that well executed and a huge slog.
Also it features a romance route that is a bit.... uh.......
Also it features a romance route that is a bit.... uh.......
February 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
The first one is sort of an anti datesim. You start as the idol's boyfriend and the core experience is about the two of you distancing yourselves. Very interesting on paper but it's not all that well executed and a huge slog.
Also it features a romance route that is a bit.... uh.......
Also it features a romance route that is a bit.... uh.......
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Welcome to a post that could potentially take away my gamer license
July 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Welcome to a post that could potentially take away my gamer license
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(╯°o°)ᕗ yeaaaaahhh
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
(╯°o°)ᕗ yeaaaaahhh
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MGSV does a lot of things wrong but I can't get over the fact that Quiet and other plant folks in MGSV are most likely fungi hybrids which would explain a lot of weird/inconsistent stuff, but Kojima *really* wanted plant shenanigans because.........
Actually, I don't know why he wanted plants.
Actually, I don't know why he wanted plants.
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 PM
MGSV does a lot of things wrong but I can't get over the fact that Quiet and other plant folks in MGSV are most likely fungi hybrids which would explain a lot of weird/inconsistent stuff, but Kojima *really* wanted plant shenanigans because.........
Actually, I don't know why he wanted plants.
Actually, I don't know why he wanted plants.
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Timon AND Pumba???? In this economy???????
February 11, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Timon AND Pumba???? In this economy???????
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It has been eight years since the excellent indie Devil May Cry-alike Assault Spy came out. Now solo (still?) dev Wazen is just a couple months from releasing Mightreya, the superhero brawler followup.
New trailer live, and apparently a new demo on Steam later today. Got some big anime VO's too!
New trailer live, and apparently a new demo on Steam later today. Got some big anime VO's too!
Mightreya - Official Gameplay Trailer
YouTube video by GameTrailers
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 AM
It has been eight years since the excellent indie Devil May Cry-alike Assault Spy came out. Now solo (still?) dev Wazen is just a couple months from releasing Mightreya, the superhero brawler followup.
New trailer live, and apparently a new demo on Steam later today. Got some big anime VO's too!
New trailer live, and apparently a new demo on Steam later today. Got some big anime VO's too!
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I stopped listening to Kojima's podcast because it had way too much Geoff Keighley content but tuned in for the episode with Oshii where he tortured Kojima by telling him how he'd logged 100 hours in Death Stranding and hadn't started the story yet.
Mamoru Oshii, the director of legendary anime movie Ghost in the Shell, has said that he's played Fallout 4 for 10,000 hours while avoiding its main quest. https://bit.ly/4aud4Hh
February 11, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I stopped listening to Kojima's podcast because it had way too much Geoff Keighley content but tuned in for the episode with Oshii where he tortured Kojima by telling him how he'd logged 100 hours in Death Stranding and hadn't started the story yet.
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"Call me Green Day because Wake Me Up When A Real Sequel Drops" is the most funny trash I've written about a sequel in a long time.
July 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"Call me Green Day because Wake Me Up When A Real Sequel Drops" is the most funny trash I've written about a sequel in a long time.
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My opinion of No More Heroes 2 before and after TSA/NMH3:
July 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My opinion of No More Heroes 2 before and after TSA/NMH3:
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There's only 2 weeks until Steam Next Fest today! We're excited to put out some new levels for the festival!
Check it out on Steam:
store.steampowered.com/app/3987250?...
#indiegame #gamedev
Check it out on Steam:
store.steampowered.com/app/3987250?...
#indiegame #gamedev
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
There's only 2 weeks until Steam Next Fest today! We're excited to put out some new levels for the festival!
Check it out on Steam:
store.steampowered.com/app/3987250?...
#indiegame #gamedev
Check it out on Steam:
store.steampowered.com/app/3987250?...
#indiegame #gamedev
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📣 Phonopolis Demo arrives on Steam tomorrow!
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
📣 Phonopolis Demo arrives on Steam tomorrow!
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The Gamespot review confirms that it is *at least* better than NMH3, even if it's because of the presence of actual levels and not open world slop. But man, the review isn't particularly raving. www.gamespot.com/reviews/rome...
Romeo Is a Dead Man Review - Keep Sleeping, Dead Man
Romeo Is a Dead Man is as odd as you'd expect from a Suda51 game, but it doesn't quite come together into a coherent experience.
www.gamespot.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The Gamespot review confirms that it is *at least* better than NMH3, even if it's because of the presence of actual levels and not open world slop. But man, the review isn't particularly raving. www.gamespot.com/reviews/rome...
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NEC games for Dreamcast: Sengoku Turb & Seventh Cross Evolution
Source: Dreamcast Magazine (JP) 5 (December 18, 1998)
Scan Source: Sega Retro
#retrogaming #sega
Source: Dreamcast Magazine (JP) 5 (December 18, 1998)
Scan Source: Sega Retro
#retrogaming #sega
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 AM
NEC games for Dreamcast: Sengoku Turb & Seventh Cross Evolution
Source: Dreamcast Magazine (JP) 5 (December 18, 1998)
Scan Source: Sega Retro
#retrogaming #sega
Source: Dreamcast Magazine (JP) 5 (December 18, 1998)
Scan Source: Sega Retro
#retrogaming #sega
"It's just a tool like any other" brother, I never heard anyone call a full blown particle accelerator a tool, and they are building full datacenter cities just to power this "tool"
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
"It's just a tool like any other" brother, I never heard anyone call a full blown particle accelerator a tool, and they are building full datacenter cities just to power this "tool"
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🪶 I’ve completed Avian August 2025! I hope all the conservation programs will go well and they live long and prosper.
🌺 鳥類月間2025〜ハワイ編〜 完走しました！ 今夏も毎日TLで大勢の鳥を観測できて楽しかったです。また来年！
#AvianAugust #Birds
🌺 鳥類月間2025〜ハワイ編〜 完走しました！ 今夏も毎日TLで大勢の鳥を観測できて楽しかったです。また来年！
#AvianAugust #Birds
August 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
🪶 I’ve completed Avian August 2025! I hope all the conservation programs will go well and they live long and prosper.
🌺 鳥類月間2025〜ハワイ編〜 完走しました！ 今夏も毎日TLで大勢の鳥を観測できて楽しかったです。また来年！
#AvianAugust #Birds
🌺 鳥類月間2025〜ハワイ編〜 完走しました！ 今夏も毎日TLで大勢の鳥を観測できて楽しかったです。また来年！
#AvianAugust #Birds