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The Satanic Temple Poet Bard/b. AKA: C&C, With Mr. Greaves' Blessings. Check out "Cheap & Crass Satanic Storytime" on TSTTV: https://thesatanictemple.tv/programs/cheap-crass-satanic-stories-ep-04

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Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · Sep 12

"Tom's Crossing" by Mark Z. Danielewski will be out October 28th. Please consider watching my early review. Apparently there was a pop up to rate my show. So I selected 5 stars and the option "life changing." www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmBZ...

Cheap & Crass Satanic Stories - Review: "Tom's Crossing" by Mark Z. Danielewski

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SophieKingStoned @sophiekingstoned.bsky.social · 2h

Not just Chicago, but burbs within an expanding radius.

At night just 20 miles out you can see the drones, helicopters.
My sleepy and safe neighborhood is now reminiscent of LA in the late 90’s.

Bom Tellino @bomtellino.bsky.social · 5h

It’s been said but it bears repeating: in addition to the people being abducted, all Chicagoans are being psychologically terrorized. Seeing feds driving/walking around and videos of violent attacks in places you know and love will fuck you up. Get ready, it’s coming to all of America soon.

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Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 7h

Low Flying Seagulls

Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 7h

Hail you, friend! 🤘

Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 19h

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SophieKingStoned @sophiekingstoned.bsky.social · 1d

“Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes.”

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Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 1d

She was heroin #incarnate
Heavy hair matched her eye lids
A smile oozed out like stingy poppy latex
Ditch the pain of even the smallest itch of a t-shirt tag
Comfort comes with a price
Like the saying goes "If you have to ask..."
By the time you find out
Everything is too high
#horrorprompt.

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Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 1d

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Phil @pgpayt.bsky.social · 1d

Prompt no. 1971: incarnate

Craft a terrifying tale inspired by the prompt and share your work with #horrorprompt.

Big thanks to Megan Certeza for sparking today's terror!

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 1d

My first thought was “wow I hope this guy didn’t give out his name because he could absolutely be charged” and yup, he is correct to stay anonymous.

This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.

On the other side was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for his help.
"I wasn't planning on letting her stay, but I didn't know what the hell was going on," the man said of his Venezuelan migrant neighbors. But he quickly relented. The little girl was inconsolable and hid under his bed.
"I didn't want them to take her," said the man, who didn't want to be named because he fears he'll be targeted by federal authorities for his actions.
"I gave her my bedroom, and I just told her,
'Just stay there. Don't open, don't, shh, just stay quiet," he recalled telling the mom and daughter as he choked back tears.

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Lucien Greaves @luciengreaves.bsky.social · 2d

Tonight begins our Halloween horror double feature Fridays streaming our favorite Movie Night Halloween films on @SatanicTv
10pm eastern preshow, 11pm features.
Join us here:
thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...

TSTTV HORRORFEST 2025

TSTTV HORRORFEST 2025: Join us at 10pm ET every Friday on TSTTV for horror double features throughout the month of October.

thesatanictemple.tv

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The People's Fabric @peoplesfabric.com · 2d

In Broadview this morning, just outside of Chicago, where you can get a police surveillance pod, a drone, and a helicopter in a single shot.

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Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 2d

LOL awwww! That put a big smile on my face! Well we will have another one next week! I hope you at least got some great rest! See you soon!

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Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 3d

Oh that was a good one! I should probably watch that show.

Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 3d

Im already bored. If your purpose is to put people to sleep, you're on the right track. Good luck 👍

Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 3d

Fair.

Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 3d

🤘🤘 Thank you! Greatly appreciated, friend.

Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 3d

Lolol it's too advanced for me! You remind me of THOSE ISSTD members. Soon you'll be reaching for your foil hat and mumbling about kirktanic nirvana lololol

Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 3d

Always code for: "I have no idea what Im taking about." What a riot!! Lol

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Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 3d

Dude. When anyone mentions Satanism they automatically link it with Anton LaVey. It's iconic. Yet you demand respect or... something...for this...whatever this is you're doing.

Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 3d

They have nowhere to go.

Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 3d

We keep asking what it is you're doing but you always conveniently avoid the question. Now thats special.

Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 3d

🤣🤣🤣

Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 3d

LOL. Apparently you're so far advanced your ideas need to be read by a PhD in English. Now that's ego. You're insufferable and funny as fuck. LOLOL

Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 3d

Oh please. You sound like a meth addict on an LSD trip talking with full confidence. NO one is buying your shit.

Cheap & Crass @cheapcrass.bsky.social · 3d

I didn't know. Robert politely gave me an article to help me learn about grottos. Now I know about grottos and we are having a lovely conversation. When did education and not knowing become something to be shamed. I apparently no more about manners than you. It will get you far if you try them out.