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“Rock over London, rock on Chicago”
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I ❤️ Chicago
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UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.

A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Seen on the deck at night.
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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DHS used a wide variety of weapons against people in Elgin yesterday, not only tear gas. Some wild photos in this writeup from @domguan.bsky.social:
ICE Tear Gasses Residential Area During Multi-Hour Elgin Apprehension
About 30 to 40 federal agents, about half marked as ICE agents, deployed at least six tear gas canisters, pepper balls, and foam rounds at over 200 protesters in a residential neighborhood on Maple…
bluecollarjazz.org
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Praying didn’t work? Try complaining to the Dark Lord instead this holiday season!

Letters to Satan is now open 🐐📮

Email: [email protected]
Subject: Letter to Satan

Your letter may be featured in this year’s TSTTV Wrapped. Please indicate if you prefer to remain anonymous!

Merry, happy 🎄
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The ACLU filed a complaint with the Iowa Office of Civil Rights (IOCR) regarding official discrimination against The Satanic Temple. Yesterday the IOCR replied...
open.substack.com/pub/luciengr...
Civil Rights Office Advances Investigation Into Discrimination Against The Satanic Temple in Iowa
In June of 2025, the ACLU of Iowa filed a complaint with the Iowa Office of Civil Rights on behalf of The Satanic Temple (TST) alleging that TST had been discriminated against, as a religious minority...
open.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Cryotherapy while sitting on the deck to smoke a joint in this abysmal start of winter.
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My new answer to if an edible will work for XYZ health condition:

“I don’t have advice for your problems, but I can make you forget you have it.”
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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We cordially invite you to join us for the first ever: TSTTV Annual Family Stuffing 🦃

Thursday 11/27 on thesatanictemple.tv 📺

Schedule of Festivities:
•Pre-show Revelry: 6:00 PM ET
•Main Feature Presentations: 8:00 PM ET

See you then! 🐐✨
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Woke up invaded with viral symptoms. Head cold / mucus and my throat feels like razors.

I really fucking hate fall and early winter.
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
“Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.”
Deafening silence.

VS.

Obama wears a tan suit.
“There's no way, I don't think, any of us can excuse what the president did yesterday. I mean, you have the world watching"
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Wall paper check.
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Worldwide Panic launches with a look at the new Satanic Panic.

Journalist Joseph L. Flatley and TST co-founder Lucien Greaves explore how discredited conspiracy frameworks are resurfacing 🚨

Episode 1 is available now on TSTTV 🐐📺✨👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/wp0...

#SatanicPanicSky
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This has been the weirdest phenomenon to witness across social media.

Kudos to AltWatcher.
Too many of us happily digest facts that seek legit not realizing this “source” is seems more like a social media experiment of sorts.
With some exceptions, AltNPS seems to be jettisoning the "numbers station" faux-spy image that spurred their explosive popularity over the last year.

They're increasingly relying on low-effort Blue Wave Engagement Slop, which to be fair, is much easier than making "code numbers" seem believable.
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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just one more literal and metaphorical barrier bro, I swear bro it’s just to keep your speech so free bro, just one more
More concrete barriers are being added on Beach Street outside the ICE processing center in suburban Broadview after a clash between protesters and agents led to at least 21 arrests and four law enforcement officers injured.

READ MORE: https://tinyurl.com/nhaymebh 
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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"What's happening here is evil."
I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Simply the best.
Cc: @tsttv.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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“How soon?” asked Toad.

“Quite soon,” said Frog.
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Finally logged off and mentally checked out of work.
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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*your uncle with a mouthful of mashed potatoes*
"You hear about Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob?"
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
WTAF.
I can’t wait until the story is fully out because this shit is beyond Watergate.
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I wasn’t ready for snow.
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM