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By Mark Watson and Mark Notson. Clamouring for the release of the full cheeky texts.

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 5d

Move over, #Inktober. There's a new prompt list in town, and her name is WATTOBER.

Art? Yes. Fanfic? Yes. Memes? Yes. Screenshots? Yes. Poetry? Yes. A secret sixth thing? Yes.

Do one, do them all, but whatever you do, tag #Wattober so I can see. As always, my DMs are open for submissions.

A list of Wattober Prompts, white text on a galaxy background with a white rounded border: 1. Cheeky texts 2. The size of a pizza 3. Unicorn mug 4. Special cuddle 5. Dickbelt 6. Coconut businessman 7. Heron 8. Wumar 9. The Fringe 10. Solid gold legend 11. The Company 12. Fiddly 13. Barred 14. Squash 15. Charity Football Match 16. YHCIH 17. Sexy gentleman 18. Wine 19. Trouser theft 20. Home jumper 21. Yoghurt 22. Drums 23. Bristol City 24. Author 25. Melbourne 26. Curly hair 27. Cheese hatred 28. Running 29. Improvised songs 30. Hiding in audience 31. Orange Bonds

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 10h

Yet another custom book!?

Look, I know the truth. All of these contestants are just desperate for a piece of this sweet, sweet textual clamouring action.

Well, they can't have it. Not from this guy. I'm only here for Mark's texts. And you. 😘

(And maybe that tour map, if it ever texts me back.)

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 17h

6' is actually considered 'tall,' you know. And sometimes the hair adds 3".

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah, he's 6'3 and has a lot of badges and eats chicken soup in the lab, but other than that, what's he got that I don't?

Does he have a heart wrenching solo task that will make you love and weep and yearn and mourn?

Well. Maybe. But not that we've seen! Yet you're still obsessed with him!

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 1d

We've somehow evaded the censors, so far.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know. However, a contingent of his fans will be devastated if he ever learns to wear them properly.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 1d

I warned you it was post-lunch content. 😘

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 1d

This is true. When you really think about it, you could get the same effect by watching any one of his videos at 50% speed while playing R&B.

Regarding the dickbelt etymology: I'd thought the same! Thankfully, we have now been educated by the man himself.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 1d

Buckle up. Or should I say unbuckle?

An anonymous Wattho has created an extremely cheeky tribute to the dickbelt. It's funny, educational(?), and, in the words of its creator, "maybe a little too thirsty."

This film is rated NSFW: Not Safe For Watto

#Wattober

Dickbelt Manifesto

youtu.be

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 2d

Good morning! We've received a #Wattober submission so thirsty that I flat out refused to post it.

...until after lunch. Stay tuned.

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 2d

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 2d

What's the difference between you and the Palladium? Both of you could give me the Horne tonight.

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 2d

Almost.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 2d

Trouserversary, hm?

Don't mind me, I'm just circling the 11th on Mark's calendar while playing The Breakfast Club's theme song... 🥺👉👈

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 2d

Chris, is this what happened to you?

Mark Watson on Instagram - "eight years ago I stole Greg Davies' trousers"

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 3d

Darling, let’s add our voice to bad choices.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 4d

Redundant.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 4d

I'll make sure there's no shortage of sauce for you. 😘

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 4d

Just look at that sexy gentleman! The other ones are there, too. If you're into that sort of thing. #Wattober

Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 4d

Whoops, it's #drawtober again, so everyone has to deal with another batch of my silly NMJ comics. In this one, we discuss the physics of pastry eating, and the dimensions and relative chewability of macs.

A 'comic book' page done in black linework and Ben-Day dots with yellow accents. It portrays a moment from No More Jockeys set 5, game 9, at approximately 6:15, in which Alex is baffled that Tim uses a "tear and chew" method for eating pastries rather than biting them. They then discuss which method should be used for Big Macs, and also Small Macs. Watson pretends to order a Large Mac from a drive-thru ordering kiosk from "Burger Key"

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 4d

One of the most important pieces of contemporary literature, if you ask me.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 4d

The most essential function of a phone, certainly.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 4d

Want to try my moussaka recipe? You supply the aubergine, and I'll show you my secret to making a great bechamel.

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 5d

It's been a nice evening. You should pop up for a nightcap.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 5d

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Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 6d

I’m in Aberdeen. You? Cheeky half!?

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 7d

Who knows subconsciously, indeed.

Cheeky Texts @cheekytexts.bsky.social · 7d

I'm sure there's a lot of cheeky text in there, too.