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Jessica (Vittoriya)

@chefjessica.bsky.social

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I get to hang out with James Beard winners, fishmongers, chocolatiers, & new food-inventors • Eat great food with fascinating people • Le Cordon Bleu #chef, formerly solo'd 20-man #Warcraft bosses for fun • #PNW & #cat pics

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Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 19d

my grandpa in his antifa uniform (USAF)

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Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 5h

this is that shadow (pic: u/ryan101)

Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 6h

#moon over downtown #Seattle tonight

Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 7h

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Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 11h

Are we now at the stage of capitalism where we pay companies to let us work?

a cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymore

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Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 12h

I tried telling him it was too early to get up & he told me to stfu

Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 16h

Emerald City turning golden #Seattle

Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 18h

"Let them eat cake" energy.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18h

I would do absolutely anything to sleep better except go to bed at a reasonable hour be serious please

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Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 18h

time change is stupid

Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 18h

when you don't give a fuck about the rules, it's easy to just break them if nobody stops you

Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 18h

lunch wraps:
• spinach & herb low carb tortillas
• roast chicken drumsticks
• hummus
• pesto
• feta
• sundried tomatoes
• arugula

just toss the drums in the oven for 40mins @ 425°, pull meat off, & assemble wraps

cost: $3.05 per serving

Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 1d

enjoy your extra hour of sleep everyone (except cat owners, we won't be allowed)

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Wendy Harmon @twotigermoon.bsky.social · 1d

Remember, you only have today (Saturday) and tomorrow to get your Day of the Dead headpieces/masks. These are completely new this year! These are sold by Chapman, who can be found outside the capital cities near a graveyard.

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Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 1d

my mouth is on fire & I had to save half for tomorrow because I couldn't eat more lol

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 1d

It’s pretty cool how everyone is setting off fireworks to celebrate my Path of Exile character finishing the campaign

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Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 1d

jays pls

Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 1d

now you guys know how it feels to be a Mariners fan

Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 1d

Chuck Norris Burger from a local spot

bacon, pepperjack, jalapeño, green peppers, hot sauce

that's a lot of jalapeño...

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Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 3d

a woman with a veil on her face is saying let 's go girls .

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Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a screen that says together

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Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 3d

😂

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Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 3d

anyway here's another appreciation post for the Pakistani restaurant next door to my job

• paneer pakora with mint & tamarind chutney
• their freaking amazing rice (saffron, caraway, & clove basmati) & chicken tikka masala

Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 3d

first Luigi now this

The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 3d

smdh of all the places to get doxxed — it’s threads

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I was hoping the Louvre thieves would be hot, but this is ridiculous. He looks like Al.
He's so beautiful, he looks like he's FROM the Louvre. Guess he also stole my breath because I can't breathe. Come on.

photo of a ridiculously pretty man by every metric

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Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 3d

You're doing a great job

Jessica (Vittoriya) @chefjessica.bsky.social · 3d

Congrats

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