It’s-Time-to-Fix-the-World
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The PTSD is manageable (I’d like to thank Wellbutrin, Effexor, and Xanax for this achievement), so I am reactivating my law license - time to go back to the fight.
https://gofund.me/8bc08bbb Only DM me if you want to help me reactivate my law license.
https://gofund.me/8bc08bbb Only DM me if you want to help me reactivate my law license.
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My political beliefs are easy to distill:
I care about getting everyone over the finish line FAR more than I care who gets to the finish line first.
No one gets second helpings until everyone has been served.
The old, the young, and the infirm get priority.
How is any of it controversial?
I care about getting everyone over the finish line FAR more than I care who gets to the finish line first.
No one gets second helpings until everyone has been served.
The old, the young, and the infirm get priority.
How is any of it controversial?
My favorite part of the Knives Out movies is discovering that Daniel Craig is actually a great actor.
I previously figured he was limited to James Bond-y stuff.
I previously figured he was limited to James Bond-y stuff.
February 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
My favorite part of the Knives Out movies is discovering that Daniel Craig is actually a great actor.
I previously figured he was limited to James Bond-y stuff.
I previously figured he was limited to James Bond-y stuff.
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My newest academic essay is up at the Journal of Black Sexuality and Relationships: "A Revolution (Un)Televised: On Misogynoir and the Limits of Our Imaginations"
It explores the radical potential of performance through the lens of Kendrick's 2025 Super Bowl set.
Read here:
tinyurl.com/4jyw26un
It explores the radical potential of performance through the lens of Kendrick's 2025 Super Bowl set.
Read here:
tinyurl.com/4jyw26un
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
My newest academic essay is up at the Journal of Black Sexuality and Relationships: "A Revolution (Un)Televised: On Misogynoir and the Limits of Our Imaginations"
It explores the radical potential of performance through the lens of Kendrick's 2025 Super Bowl set.
Read here:
tinyurl.com/4jyw26un
It explores the radical potential of performance through the lens of Kendrick's 2025 Super Bowl set.
Read here:
tinyurl.com/4jyw26un
Half-halts: the semicolon of the equestrian world.
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Half-halts: the semicolon of the equestrian world.
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December 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
In three days, I have managed to spill large quantities of salad dressing on myself three times (twice ranch, once Caesar).
Whoever you are, I’m truly sorry I pissed you off, but I applaud your skills with imaginative curses.
I guess I’ll go find some sage to burn…
Whoever you are, I’m truly sorry I pissed you off, but I applaud your skills with imaginative curses.
I guess I’ll go find some sage to burn…
December 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
In three days, I have managed to spill large quantities of salad dressing on myself three times (twice ranch, once Caesar).
Whoever you are, I’m truly sorry I pissed you off, but I applaud your skills with imaginative curses.
I guess I’ll go find some sage to burn…
Whoever you are, I’m truly sorry I pissed you off, but I applaud your skills with imaginative curses.
I guess I’ll go find some sage to burn…
Regret and remorse are not magic erasers.
You made a choice and choices - good and bad - always have consequences.
You made a choice and choices - good and bad - always have consequences.
December 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Regret and remorse are not magic erasers.
You made a choice and choices - good and bad - always have consequences.
You made a choice and choices - good and bad - always have consequences.
I have just realized I’m a foul-weather friend.
I’m the one you call when the shit hits the fan.
I probably won’t remember to call you on your birthday, but I will help you figure out funeral arrangements, stack sandbags, and key your ex’s car.
I’m the one you call when the shit hits the fan.
I probably won’t remember to call you on your birthday, but I will help you figure out funeral arrangements, stack sandbags, and key your ex’s car.
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I have just realized I’m a foul-weather friend.
I’m the one you call when the shit hits the fan.
I probably won’t remember to call you on your birthday, but I will help you figure out funeral arrangements, stack sandbags, and key your ex’s car.
I’m the one you call when the shit hits the fan.
I probably won’t remember to call you on your birthday, but I will help you figure out funeral arrangements, stack sandbags, and key your ex’s car.
You know, as a GenX, I can’t help but gloat that we had MTv when it actually showed music videos all day and all night AND we had the time at home to sit around and watch them.
We truly were blessed.
Sure, YouTube and TikTok are great, but they’re nothing compared to MTv in its heyday.
We truly were blessed.
Sure, YouTube and TikTok are great, but they’re nothing compared to MTv in its heyday.
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
You know, as a GenX, I can’t help but gloat that we had MTv when it actually showed music videos all day and all night AND we had the time at home to sit around and watch them.
We truly were blessed.
Sure, YouTube and TikTok are great, but they’re nothing compared to MTv in its heyday.
We truly were blessed.
Sure, YouTube and TikTok are great, but they’re nothing compared to MTv in its heyday.
May this infamous day be filled with sunshine, smiles, and silliness.
Let the past belong to the past and simply serve as a reminder that being better humans is accomplished simply by making good choices.
Let the past belong to the past and simply serve as a reminder that being better humans is accomplished simply by making good choices.
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
May this infamous day be filled with sunshine, smiles, and silliness.
Let the past belong to the past and simply serve as a reminder that being better humans is accomplished simply by making good choices.
Let the past belong to the past and simply serve as a reminder that being better humans is accomplished simply by making good choices.
I would like to take a moment to announce my inbox has NO unread messages.
September 16, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I would like to take a moment to announce my inbox has NO unread messages.
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My friend just posted this and now I TOTALLY WANT A PROSTHETIC ROBO DINOSAUR TAIL.
August 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My friend just posted this and now I TOTALLY WANT A PROSTHETIC ROBO DINOSAUR TAIL.
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“Ghislaine Maxwell found dead in cell or receives a presidential pardon”
July 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
“Ghislaine Maxwell found dead in cell or receives a presidential pardon”
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Now THAT's a cease and desist letter
July 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Now THAT's a cease and desist letter
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People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.
July 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.
I have mastered fitted sheet folding, but how the fuck do you practically store a whole buncha baskets with handles???
July 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I have mastered fitted sheet folding, but how the fuck do you practically store a whole buncha baskets with handles???