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Introducing the design doc for ChronoGun: The Countdown Conspiracy, a light-gun game-flavored, rules-lite TTRPG. The doc is not yet complete; I need to add special enemies, an encounter table, and a sample adventure. I am looking for folks to collaborate on these core conceits and playtest w/ me.
ChronoGun: The Countdown Conspiracy
Countdown to Carnage The gun is plastic, of course, but it feels real, and the well-used trigger still has a satisfying click. The same looping video of steel-clad aliens leaning menacingly from behin...
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chezident.bsky.social
Losing access to that medication is kicking my ass. Good lord, I feel awful.
chezident.bsky.social
absolutely wild to be on bsky and using slurs
chezident.bsky.social
every bit of your work that i've seen has been phenomenal
chezident.bsky.social
I really hope Square Enix takes a look at restoring WotL content and offering some kind of multiplayer component for The Ivalice Chronicles. It would do so much for adding more to the game beyond the story itself, and do a better job of rewarding well-built, min-maxed characters.
chezident.bsky.social
What I mean is that each of these games had bonus content that restored some of the challenge - FF5 had extra classes and content, FF1 had the bonus dungeon, and FFT: WotL had Rendezvous missions and the Melee PVP. All of that content tests your system mastery in a way the base games don't.
chezident.bsky.social
But I feel like this game has a problem that shows up in nearly every Square Enix FF remaster, and it's that they keep cutting out rerelease/extra content that served as a good place to let loose for people who really dig into the games' systems. It happened with FF1, FF5, and now here.
chezident.bsky.social
I say this because Tactician doesn't actually scale up any human enemies in the battles to deal with any grinding YOU'VE done. It's still difficult, mind - the final fight in Chapter 1 very nearly went too far south to recover, saved by a last ditch Blizzara by my Time Mage on one HP and a dream.
chezident.bsky.social
Just finished chapter one of #FinalFantasyTactics' remaster. The voice work gets much better after initial impressions, which at first made me want to ship the VAs a case of Red Bull. The gameplay updates are fantastic - fast forward is a godsend for grinding. Tactician difficulty is an odd duck.
chezident.bsky.social
The Tactics remaster is out. I'm pretty chuffed. The only things I take issue with are the missing content (GOD, multiplayer would have SLAPPED) and the Tactician difficulty not scaling enemy units in story battles (though Milleuda having monk abilities got me good and messed up in her first fight.)
chezident.bsky.social
youtu.be/EbOy4D4hu3U?... This is just such slick editing and a great song.
chezident.bsky.social
Beyond that I'm absolutely in love with the remake and I can't believe how badly I needed a smooth, simple way to replay this game. I'm falling in love with it all over again.
chezident.bsky.social
I just keep hoping against hope we get the WOTL content someday. Argath has to die twice. HE HAS TO.

Also, losing the multiplayer is a missed opportunity, I feel. Co-op rendezvous missions would have been a smash hit on PC, and the Melee PVP would have been a great reason to grind new units.
chezident.bsky.social
So, just for folks in the cheap seats: yes I am a big guy. Yes I'm attempting to lose weight (there's going to be a short gap in my medication, but I'll figure it out.)

Showing up in my DMs out of nowhere with a follow list clearly full of weight fetishists is a great way to get blocked.
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chezident.bsky.social
Last day to try and pull this together.

$300/$800

I understand if it can't happen, but hoobuddy this is going to be painful.
chezident.bsky.social
Making one last go. Trying to avoid a medication gap that would significantly impact progress I've made on, you know, staying vertical.

paypal.me/coxendine

I need to raise $500 by Tuesday. I swear I will stop using this space to beg for money but I am trying to make this work.
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chezident.bsky.social
cw health, weight

Alright, y'all, last gasp time. I'm trying to maintain my access to medication that is helping me with weight loss. Losing access will almost certainly result in a loss of progress. Last post I'll make on the subject.

$350/$800

paypal.me/coxendine
Pay Chesley Oxendine using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/COxendine and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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chezident.bsky.social
Last day to try and pull this together.

$300/$800

I understand if it can't happen, but hoobuddy this is going to be painful.
chezident.bsky.social
Making one last go. Trying to avoid a medication gap that would significantly impact progress I've made on, you know, staying vertical.

paypal.me/coxendine

I need to raise $500 by Tuesday. I swear I will stop using this space to beg for money but I am trying to make this work.
Pay Chesley Oxendine using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/COxendine and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
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Genuinely powerful words to live by.
chezident.bsky.social
Making one last go. Trying to avoid a medication gap that would significantly impact progress I've made on, you know, staying vertical.

paypal.me/coxendine

I need to raise $500 by Tuesday. I swear I will stop using this space to beg for money but I am trying to make this work.
Pay Chesley Oxendine using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/COxendine and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
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chezident.bsky.social
No motion on this for a couple of days. Pushing again through the weekend. When I hit Monday, I'll get rid of these posts and get back to whining about games, I promise.

$300/$800
chezident.bsky.social
CW weight, health discussion

I am down roughly 18 pounds from a starting weight that has left me incapable of leaving my apartment regularly. A large of part of this is due to my use of medication that is very expensive.

I am facing a gap in that medication without help by Sept. 23.

$300/$800
Pay Chesley Oxendine using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/COxendine and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
chezident.bsky.social
No motion on this for a couple of days. Pushing again through the weekend. When I hit Monday, I'll get rid of these posts and get back to whining about games, I promise.

$300/$800
chezident.bsky.social
CW weight, health discussion

I am down roughly 18 pounds from a starting weight that has left me incapable of leaving my apartment regularly. A large of part of this is due to my use of medication that is very expensive.

I am facing a gap in that medication without help by Sept. 23.

$300/$800
Pay Chesley Oxendine using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/COxendine and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
Reposted by Slammed Poet™
chezident.bsky.social
CW weight, health discussion

I am down roughly 18 pounds from a starting weight that has left me incapable of leaving my apartment regularly. A large of part of this is due to my use of medication that is very expensive.

I am facing a gap in that medication without help by Sept. 23.

$300/$800
Pay Chesley Oxendine using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/COxendine and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
chezident.bsky.social
I am making a new post so that I'm not merely iterating on the previous one. I'm asking for help so that this momentum - the first real change I've seen in years, after diet, after what little exercise I can do, after everything - can keep going, and I can do the things I used to.
chezident.bsky.social
CW weight, health discussion

I am down roughly 18 pounds from a starting weight that has left me incapable of leaving my apartment regularly. A large of part of this is due to my use of medication that is very expensive.

I am facing a gap in that medication without help by Sept. 23.

$300/$800
Pay Chesley Oxendine using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/COxendine and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me