Slammed Poet™
@chezident.bsky.social
storyteller through games, short fiction, and journalism. he/they.
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Slammed Poet™
@chezident.bsky.social
· Jul 12
ChronoGun: The Countdown Conspiracy
Countdown to Carnage The gun is plastic, of course, but it feels real, and the well-used trigger still has a satisfying click. The same looping video of steel-clad aliens leaning menacingly from behin...
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Introducing the design doc for ChronoGun: The Countdown Conspiracy, a light-gun game-flavored, rules-lite TTRPG. The doc is not yet complete; I need to add special enemies, an encounter table, and a sample adventure. I am looking for folks to collaborate on these core conceits and playtest w/ me.
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Going to make one last post.
I am an Indigenous journalist attempting to recover after a break in cost me multiple pieces of important equipment for my job. Being out of work has imperiled my ability to pay rent.
I am attempting to raise $600 more or so to replace my laptop and tablet.
I am an Indigenous journalist attempting to recover after a break in cost me multiple pieces of important equipment for my job. Being out of work has imperiled my ability to pay rent.
I am attempting to raise $600 more or so to replace my laptop and tablet.
Pay Chesley Oxendine using PayPal.Me
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November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Going to make one last post.
I am an Indigenous journalist attempting to recover after a break in cost me multiple pieces of important equipment for my job. Being out of work has imperiled my ability to pay rent.
I am attempting to raise $600 more or so to replace my laptop and tablet.
I am an Indigenous journalist attempting to recover after a break in cost me multiple pieces of important equipment for my job. Being out of work has imperiled my ability to pay rent.
I am attempting to raise $600 more or so to replace my laptop and tablet.
You ever have one of those mornings where you open a window, usually Youtube or social media, close it, and then open it again without actually clicking or reading anything?
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
You ever have one of those mornings where you open a window, usually Youtube or social media, close it, and then open it again without actually clicking or reading anything?
Going to make one last post.
I am an Indigenous journalist attempting to recover after a break in cost me multiple pieces of important equipment for my job. Being out of work has imperiled my ability to pay rent.
I am attempting to raise $600 more or so to replace my laptop and tablet.
I am an Indigenous journalist attempting to recover after a break in cost me multiple pieces of important equipment for my job. Being out of work has imperiled my ability to pay rent.
I am attempting to raise $600 more or so to replace my laptop and tablet.
Pay Chesley Oxendine using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/COxendine and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Going to make one last post.
I am an Indigenous journalist attempting to recover after a break in cost me multiple pieces of important equipment for my job. Being out of work has imperiled my ability to pay rent.
I am attempting to raise $600 more or so to replace my laptop and tablet.
I am an Indigenous journalist attempting to recover after a break in cost me multiple pieces of important equipment for my job. Being out of work has imperiled my ability to pay rent.
I am attempting to raise $600 more or so to replace my laptop and tablet.
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I haven't made much progress. I apologize for continuing to use this platform primarily for garnering support.
Making a new post.
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I haven't made much progress. I apologize for continuing to use this platform primarily for garnering support.
I haven't made much progress. I apologize for continuing to use this platform primarily for garnering support.
Making a new post.
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I haven't made much progress. I apologize for continuing to use this platform primarily for garnering support.
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Making a new post.
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Making a new post.
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
Making a new post.
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Making a new post.
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
The short version is that, after having a laptop and tablet stolen, I need to quickly replace them, since I use them for my job. My financial situation was precarious before; it's going to be much worse if I miss work.
Trying to raise $1,100; I'm at $500.
paypal.me/coxendine
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I've estimated I need to raise $1,100 total to replace my equipment quickly and get back to work. I cannot afford to miss work.
I'm at $400/$1,100.
Thanks for any help anyone can provide.
I'm at $400/$1,100.
Thanks for any help anyone can provide.
Hey, all. I woke up this morning to discover that a lot of my things were stolen during a break-in.
Several things were crucial to my day job, and renter insurance will take time to pay out, if at all. I need to quickly replace a laptop and tablet.
Please share if you can.
paypal.me/coxendine
Several things were crucial to my day job, and renter insurance will take time to pay out, if at all. I need to quickly replace a laptop and tablet.
Please share if you can.
paypal.me/coxendine
Pay Chesley Oxendine using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/COxendine and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I've estimated I need to raise $1,100 total to replace my equipment quickly and get back to work. I cannot afford to miss work.
I'm at $400/$1,100.
Thanks for any help anyone can provide.
I'm at $400/$1,100.
Thanks for any help anyone can provide.
I've estimated I need to raise $1,100 total to replace my equipment quickly and get back to work. I cannot afford to miss work.
I'm at $400/$1,100.
Thanks for any help anyone can provide.
I'm at $400/$1,100.
Thanks for any help anyone can provide.
Hey, all. I woke up this morning to discover that a lot of my things were stolen during a break-in.
Several things were crucial to my day job, and renter insurance will take time to pay out, if at all. I need to quickly replace a laptop and tablet.
Please share if you can.
paypal.me/coxendine
Several things were crucial to my day job, and renter insurance will take time to pay out, if at all. I need to quickly replace a laptop and tablet.
Please share if you can.
paypal.me/coxendine
Pay Chesley Oxendine using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/COxendine and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I've estimated I need to raise $1,100 total to replace my equipment quickly and get back to work. I cannot afford to miss work.
I'm at $400/$1,100.
Thanks for any help anyone can provide.
I'm at $400/$1,100.
Thanks for any help anyone can provide.
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This Way Madness Lies is a great game and barely anybody bought it. It should be played by more people. If everybody here on @bsky.app banded together and bought a Steam copy and played it, well, that'd be a miracle and I would be forever grateful.
store.steampowered.com/app/1318970/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1318970/...
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This Way Madness Lies is a great game and barely anybody bought it. It should be played by more people. If everybody here on @bsky.app banded together and bought a Steam copy and played it, well, that'd be a miracle and I would be forever grateful.
store.steampowered.com/app/1318970/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1318970/...
I had some folks ask so I'll clarify: I lost a MacBook M1 (2020) and an iPad mini. I don't expect those to be fully replaced. I'm trying to raise enough to get a working MacBook of any description for work software and a tablet that can handle some light processing and recording work reliably.
Hey, all. I woke up this morning to discover that a lot of my things were stolen during a break-in.
Several things were crucial to my day job, and renter insurance will take time to pay out, if at all. I need to quickly replace a laptop and tablet.
Please share if you can.
paypal.me/coxendine
Several things were crucial to my day job, and renter insurance will take time to pay out, if at all. I need to quickly replace a laptop and tablet.
Please share if you can.
paypal.me/coxendine
Pay Chesley Oxendine using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/COxendine and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I had some folks ask so I'll clarify: I lost a MacBook M1 (2020) and an iPad mini. I don't expect those to be fully replaced. I'm trying to raise enough to get a working MacBook of any description for work software and a tablet that can handle some light processing and recording work reliably.
Hey, all. I woke up this morning to discover that a lot of my things were stolen during a break-in.
Several things were crucial to my day job, and renter insurance will take time to pay out, if at all. I need to quickly replace a laptop and tablet.
Please share if you can.
paypal.me/coxendine
Several things were crucial to my day job, and renter insurance will take time to pay out, if at all. I need to quickly replace a laptop and tablet.
Please share if you can.
paypal.me/coxendine
Pay Chesley Oxendine using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/COxendine and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hey, all. I woke up this morning to discover that a lot of my things were stolen during a break-in.
Several things were crucial to my day job, and renter insurance will take time to pay out, if at all. I need to quickly replace a laptop and tablet.
Please share if you can.
paypal.me/coxendine
Several things were crucial to my day job, and renter insurance will take time to pay out, if at all. I need to quickly replace a laptop and tablet.
Please share if you can.
paypal.me/coxendine
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so my roommate is now moving out in december- while she says she’ll cover her half of payments until the lease terminates i’m still looking for full time work + needing to pay off loans and such. add on now being responsible for another cat and uh, i need help lmao.
gofund.me/b3e8328bc
gofund.me/b3e8328bc
Donate to Support Roxanne B.'s Journey to Stability, organized by Roxi B.
Hi there. I'm Roxanne B. (the cat in the picture is Frank) I'm a disabled trans woma… Roxi B. needs your support for Support Roxanne B.'s Journey to Stability
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November 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
so my roommate is now moving out in december- while she says she’ll cover her half of payments until the lease terminates i’m still looking for full time work + needing to pay off loans and such. add on now being responsible for another cat and uh, i need help lmao.
gofund.me/b3e8328bc
gofund.me/b3e8328bc
"I dunno, man, I'm just real tired of swords," said Damocles.
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"I dunno, man, I'm just real tired of swords," said Damocles.
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Sadly, my contract with Blizzard ended in September. That means I'm looking for fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! www.hazelmonforton.com
It's #portfolioday! I'm presently a senior narrative designer at Blizzard, but before that I was at Bungie and Arkane. I wrote for the Writer's Guild award-nominated Dishonored: Death of the Outsider, and a bunch of critically acclaimed seasons and expansions in Destiny 2.
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sadly, my contract with Blizzard ended in September. That means I'm looking for fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! www.hazelmonforton.com
I've been invited to do a segment on landback for KVPR's Central Valley Daily podcast.
I'm being invited on thanks to my reporting on the subject.
I do not know what my career is that I'm being invited on an NPR affiliate to talk about things, but it does not quite feel real.
I'm being invited on thanks to my reporting on the subject.
I do not know what my career is that I'm being invited on an NPR affiliate to talk about things, but it does not quite feel real.
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I've been invited to do a segment on landback for KVPR's Central Valley Daily podcast.
I'm being invited on thanks to my reporting on the subject.
I do not know what my career is that I'm being invited on an NPR affiliate to talk about things, but it does not quite feel real.
I'm being invited on thanks to my reporting on the subject.
I do not know what my career is that I'm being invited on an NPR affiliate to talk about things, but it does not quite feel real.
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Not all who wander are lost but boy howdy none of this looks familiar
December 30, 2023 at 4:16 AM
Not all who wander are lost but boy howdy none of this looks familiar
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store.steampowered.com/app/3010070/... my stupid chud son
Save 30% on Man I Just Wanna Go Home on Steam
Man I Just Wanna Go Home is an "MSPaint-noir" visual novel with 13 endings, a unique visual style and a killer 80s inspired soundtrack. The story revolves around a delivery person stranded i...
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November 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
store.steampowered.com/app/3010070/... my stupid chud son
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Reposting this because I think it might be one my favorite things I've ever written.
Reposting this because I think it might be one my favorite things I've ever written.
the bad old soldier and the brand new world.
It doesn’t seem right, he thinks. The moment deserves more than a light drizzle and an old man shivering in his tent in the forest. It ought to be storming. The skies ought to be swelling with the …
chezdispenser.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Reposting this because I think it might be one my favorite things I've ever written.
Reposting this because I think it might be one my favorite things I've ever written.
I am the very model of an internet contrarian,
I am considered pinnacle of reddit's best vulgarians,
All my views are relative to counterculture aggregate,
Every year I'm voted as the devil's favorite advocate
I am considered pinnacle of reddit's best vulgarians,
All my views are relative to counterculture aggregate,
Every year I'm voted as the devil's favorite advocate
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I am the very model of an internet contrarian,
I am considered pinnacle of reddit's best vulgarians,
All my views are relative to counterculture aggregate,
Every year I'm voted as the devil's favorite advocate
I am considered pinnacle of reddit's best vulgarians,
All my views are relative to counterculture aggregate,
Every year I'm voted as the devil's favorite advocate
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Want to help people on SNAP? Multiple authors (including myself) are offering free ebooks to readers who donate to food banks in their states/regions. For more info and participating authors, click the link below!
Thank you @seraphrdm.bsky.social for putting this together! 🙏
tiny.cc/wdcu001
🙏💙 📚💙
Thank you @seraphrdm.bsky.social for putting this together! 🙏
tiny.cc/wdcu001
🙏💙 📚💙
Food Bank Donations for eBooks
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October 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Want to help people on SNAP? Multiple authors (including myself) are offering free ebooks to readers who donate to food banks in their states/regions. For more info and participating authors, click the link below!
Thank you @seraphrdm.bsky.social for putting this together! 🙏
tiny.cc/wdcu001
🙏💙 📚💙
Thank you @seraphrdm.bsky.social for putting this together! 🙏
tiny.cc/wdcu001
🙏💙 📚💙
I'm safe. Thanks, everyone.
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I'm safe. Thanks, everyone.
I am roughly $180 short. I'm going to post through today. I need to raise the money by 6 p.m. this evening or things are going to get vastly more complicated.
I have one more day to raise this before it becomes a major problem. The short version is that the ongoing shutdown has had knock on effects on my and my roommate's income, small as it is, that have necessitated getting help with rent.
I will be unhoused without help.
I will be unhoused without help.
Support ChezDispenser
Support ChezDispenser
ko-fi.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I am roughly $180 short. I'm going to post through today. I need to raise the money by 6 p.m. this evening or things are going to get vastly more complicated.
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Help keep an Indigenous journalist housed!! #mutualaid 💸💕
I have one more day to raise this before it becomes a major problem. The short version is that the ongoing shutdown has had knock on effects on my and my roommate's income, small as it is, that have necessitated getting help with rent.
I will be unhoused without help.
I will be unhoused without help.
Support ChezDispenser
Support ChezDispenser
ko-fi.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Help keep an Indigenous journalist housed!! #mutualaid 💸💕
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Today I'm 55 years old. My father died when he was 54, killed by his addiction, and I thought I'd die before my 55th year as well. Cancer tried, but I'm still here. For my birthday, I'd appreciate you sharing this GoFundMe with friends or on social media.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-owen-...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-owen-...
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Today I'm 55 years old. My father died when he was 54, killed by his addiction, and I thought I'd die before my 55th year as well. Cancer tried, but I'm still here. For my birthday, I'd appreciate you sharing this GoFundMe with friends or on social media.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-owen-...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-owen-...