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StrongOpinionsEsotericTopics @chimpgod.bsky.social · 4h

He should study the second BoJack interview.

StrongOpinionsEsotericTopics @chimpgod.bsky.social · 4h

20 Minutes on high? I'd love to see that.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · Sep 20

ATTENTION: Anyone caught dressing our marine creatures is permanently banned from the zoo.

Also the aquatic petting zoo will reopen when we remove the tiny square pants from the sea sponge.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · Sep 22

It is with tremendous sadness we announce that Beatrice—thought to be the last turtle of her species, until Benedict was discovered and introduced into her habitat—told her would-be mate she “has a boyfriend.”

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StrongOpinionsEsotericTopics @chimpgod.bsky.social · 17h

Lemurs are one of the top 10 zoo animals.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22h

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

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StrongOpinionsEsotericTopics @chimpgod.bsky.social · 20h

Adam Schiff is the next President.

StrongOpinionsEsotericTopics @chimpgod.bsky.social · 2d

The Cracker Barrel logo guy, or the real guy he was based on, used to sit there on the porch and when he'd see black people within his vision, he would start screaming "No (n word)s allowed! Now git before I get my shotgun!" He'd do it dozens of times a day. That's why the right was so offended.

StrongOpinionsEsotericTopics @chimpgod.bsky.social · 2d

What kind of woke shit is Wendy's changing the name of some menu item to Tendys? Boycott Wendy's!!!

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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 2d

I feel terrible and I didn't care about this at all 4+ hours ago

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StrongOpinionsEsotericTopics @chimpgod.bsky.social · 2d

No fly list. Now.

StrongOpinionsEsotericTopics @chimpgod.bsky.social · 2d

Sounds like Samia ran a perfect campaign and is well loved by the voters. Congratulations on the resounding victory!

StrongOpinionsEsotericTopics @chimpgod.bsky.social · 2d

That's so sad.

a cat is sitting on the floor with the words `` thoughts and prayers '' written next to it .

ALT: a cat is sitting on the floor with the words `` thoughts and prayers '' written next to it .

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StrongOpinionsEsotericTopics @chimpgod.bsky.social · 3d

I've never seen an ice agent working alone. This might be a kidnapping?

StrongOpinionsEsotericTopics @chimpgod.bsky.social · 4d

Just saw a commercial where mom tricked her stupid kid into eating a vitamin by simply giving it to them in gummi form. What a dumb ass.

StrongOpinionsEsotericTopics @chimpgod.bsky.social · 4d

Watching Abbott and Costello and Frankenstein. I feel like Jack Black studied this movie.

StrongOpinionsEsotericTopics @chimpgod.bsky.social · 5d

Wrote a long detailed post about the top ten Phish shows he went to, followed up with a list of his bottom ten.

StrongOpinionsEsotericTopics @chimpgod.bsky.social · 5d

I figure the court will weasel out of it by saying no one has standing to challenge it or some nonsense like they used to say Colorado couldn't keep him off the ballot despite his taking part in insurrection against the United States.