Freedom Smells Like Mustard And Onions
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
Why, back when I was young that's what you would call Tuesday.
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Why, back when I was young that's what you would call Tuesday.
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This is Ollie. He found a perfectly placed carrot snack on his walk. Simply can't believe his luck. 13/10 best day ever (TT: maxime_aries)
January 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
This is Ollie. He found a perfectly placed carrot snack on his walk. Simply can't believe his luck. 13/10 best day ever (TT: maxime_aries)
I think you mean Tory Fox.
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I think you mean Tory Fox.
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The Truth about Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The Truth about Venezuela.
J Mascis
Doug Martsch
Johnny Marr
Robin Guthrie
Isaac Brock
Doug Martsch
Johnny Marr
Robin Guthrie
Isaac Brock
January 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
J Mascis
Doug Martsch
Johnny Marr
Robin Guthrie
Isaac Brock
Doug Martsch
Johnny Marr
Robin Guthrie
Isaac Brock
Open up the box, Jesus is in there!
January 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Open up the box, Jesus is in there!
At least his hero, the bold genius Trump went out and showed the world that he still has no idea what political asylum is.
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
At least his hero, the bold genius Trump went out and showed the world that he still has no idea what political asylum is.
That only happens if you live in a palace in Honduras.
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
That only happens if you live in a palace in Honduras.
Joes still got it!
January 2, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Joes still got it!
Is he thinking of the puzzles in the Highlights Magazine in the waiting room?
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Is he thinking of the puzzles in the Highlights Magazine in the waiting room?
I read that it once belonged to the famous German, Karl Marx.
January 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I read that it once belonged to the famous German, Karl Marx.
He hasn't seized the means of production yet?
January 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
He hasn't seized the means of production yet?
Chorus: We're in the year that IT happens!
January 1, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Chorus: We're in the year that IT happens!
250 million? That's rookie numbers. Rick Scott is laughing at her.
January 1, 2026 at 4:05 AM
250 million? That's rookie numbers. Rick Scott is laughing at her.
Oh I have one of those
During sexy time my wife told me that she's a bad girl, so I grounded her. That way the shock works better when I attach the electric clamps to her nipples.
During sexy time my wife told me that she's a bad girl, so I grounded her. That way the shock works better when I attach the electric clamps to her nipples.
December 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oh I have one of those
During sexy time my wife told me that she's a bad girl, so I grounded her. That way the shock works better when I attach the electric clamps to her nipples.
During sexy time my wife told me that she's a bad girl, so I grounded her. That way the shock works better when I attach the electric clamps to her nipples.
Do you teach improv?
December 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Do you teach improv?
She's modeled her life on Henry David Thoreau
December 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
She's modeled her life on Henry David Thoreau
Riding the enthusiasm generated by 2 consecutive years of declining sales!
December 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Riding the enthusiasm generated by 2 consecutive years of declining sales!
303 P/E baby.
December 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
303 P/E baby.
From anything I've heard he never pulled out his wife's hair and then raped her like Ivanka claimed Donald did to her.
December 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
From anything I've heard he never pulled out his wife's hair and then raped her like Ivanka claimed Donald did to her.
“Oh,” the officer said, sounding surprised. “F—.”
straight out of a movie making fun of the cops.
straight out of a movie making fun of the cops.
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“Oh,” the officer said, sounding surprised. “F—.”
straight out of a movie making fun of the cops.
straight out of a movie making fun of the cops.