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Freedom Smells Like Mustard And Onions
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Data-Mining the Blockchain for actionable analytics with the latest AI machine learning tensors. I don't use the /s tag.
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chimpgod.bsky.social
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ICE video shows officers planned to ‘smash’ into Charlotte man filming Border Patrol
Immigration agents had a 12-pack of Modelos in their car while making arrests, Miguel Angel Garcia Martinez told investigators.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
It's that time of year
The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now: Guy - a wide-eyed cat Girlfriend - a cat tree Red dress woman - a Christmas tree
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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brockm.bsky.social
This is tyranny.
A Man Died Hog-Tied in ICE Custody. They Called It Suicide.
Chaofeng Ge, a 32-year-old Chinese immigrant, died in ICE custody in Pennsylvania on August 5th.
www.notesfromthecircus.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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drrenemd.bsky.social
I'm guessing you're both bitches now, eh Gabbard? 😁
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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positivelynatalie.bsky.social
Every time I see this Wendy's ad I start to feel like the guy in Yesterday, except instead of the Beatles I'm the only person who has prior knowledge of chicken tenders.
Screen grab from a Wendy's commercial where they've changed the restaurant sign to say "Tendy's" instead.
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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stefanheck.bsky.social
"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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trepverter.bsky.social
Are we all reduced to algorithms, stripped of humanity, compassion & flatulence?
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
chimpgod.bsky.social
Friends Bite Each Other Sometimes:

A Guide To Modern Living

By: My Cat
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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prof-hinkley.bsky.social
my therapist said I’m not being hard enough on myself
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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femsocphd.bsky.social
Matt Gaetz looks like botched Satan.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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slimewave.me
As James Madison said: “If Men were Angels, no government by senile pedophile Hitlers would be necessary.”
fleerultra.bsky.social Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 10d
i believe it was churchill who said ‘senile pedophile hitler is the worst form of government, except for all the others’
utopia-defer.red utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 10d
They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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chipmitchell1.bsky.social
Tear gas, car crashes, chokeholds: Risky tactics drive Trump’s #Chicago deportation blitz. Law enforcement experts say federal agents show a lack of training and restraint. “They’re out of control,” ex-CPD Supt. Garry McCarthy sez. @chicago.suntimes.com @wbez.org chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
Tear gas, car crashes, rubber bullets: Risky tactics have driven Trump’s Chicago deportation ‘blitz’
Law enforcement experts say federal agents have displayed a lack of training and restraint. “They’re out of control,” ex-police Supt. Garry McCarthy says.
chicago.suntimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
There is a good argument to fire and disbar every DOJ lawyer involved with this.
During the ten-day period before I resigned, I also reached out to a former Board member, who has extensive connections in DC, to see if there was some way to stop this from happening. We spent several days trying to understand if this was a bluff and/or if there were some way to forestall the looming threat to UVA and to me. In the meantime, Paul Manning reached out directly to the DOJ lawyers to make sure he was not missing anything, and he said that they told him that if I didn’t resign, they would “bleed UVA white.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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dly.bsky.social
oh no way, that's my favorite show on Netflix by Hulu+ Max HBO Max Just HBO No JK HBOMax Disney&Max x Paramount+-+ Premium
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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adamkinzinger.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
chimpgod.bsky.social
"ask my houseman" is in the Epstein files a bunch. Why aren't we just interviewing his houseman?
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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blockclubchi.bsky.social
Hundreds previously detained by ICE could be released by a judge under a new order. blockclubchi.co/3JMIvTW
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
chimpgod.bsky.social
Not one person charged in the Blackhawk helicopter raid where US citizens were zip tied for hours.
“I Lost Everything”: Venezuelans Were Rounded Up in a Dramatic Midnight Raid but Never Charged With a Crime
Authorities said Tren de Aragua “terrorists” had taken over the building. A ProPublica investigation found little evidence to back up the government’s claims. For the first time, the Venezuelans arres...
www.propublica.org
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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mrld-ii.bsky.social
President Emeritus of Harvard writes *like* an angst-riddled 16-year-old cheerleader who just got dumped by the star quarterback.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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electriceden92.bsky.social
Two ultra-wealthy men in their mid-60s talking like the most loathsome Red Pill/PUA subreddit members
samthielman.com CHOAM for the holidays @samthielman.com · 12d
what if, as a thought experiment, we imagine leadership class that isn't addicted to basement-tier incel whining
Jeffrey Epstein Fallout Updates Trump Mentioned in Emails EMAIL From: Jeffrey Epstein Date: 03/16/2019 at 3:19 PM To: Larry Summers On Mar 16, 2019, at 3:19 PM, Jeffrey Epstein wrote: shes smart. making you pay for past errors. ignore the daddy im going to go out with the motorcycle guy, you reacted well.. annoyed shows caring., no whining showed strentgh. On Sat, Mar 16, 2019 at 3:08 PM Larry Summers wrote: We talked on phone. Then "I can't talk later". Dint think I can talk tomorrow". I said what are you up to. She said "I'm busy". I said awfully coy u are. And then I said. Did u really rearrange the weekend we were going to be together because guy number 3 was coming" She said no his schedule changed after we changed our plans. I said ok I got to go call me when u feel like it. Tone was not of good feeling. I dint want to be in a gift giving competition while being the friend without benefits.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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datadrivenmd.social
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
aridrennen.bsky.social Ari Drennen @aridrennen.bsky.social · 12d
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
chimpgod.bsky.social
The cat that is lying between us is acting like laying between us is the greatest thing that could happen and wondering if he's died and gone to heaven.
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
chimpgod.bsky.social
I know very little about Mr Beast. Has he ever said he was inspired by the Simpsons prank monkey episode? "Yes, she's doing the Lindy Hop!"
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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danflanery.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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yairwallach.bsky.social
The Biden administration was fully complicit in genocide, and anyone who served in it should be held accountable.
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM