Natalie Litofsky
@positivelynatalie.bsky.social
Writer | Editor | Pop Culture Nonfiction Publisher | Horror Podcaster
Mainly comprised of coffee, cheese, and zombie movie hot takes.
📚 atbpublishing.com
Mainly comprised of coffee, cheese, and zombie movie hot takes.
📚 atbpublishing.com
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Since recently upgrading to the @rifftrax.com Best Friends tier, we discovered there are a LOT of films we've yet to watch.
Check in with this thread throughout December as @doctorofthedead.bsky.social and I immerse ourselves in cheesy movies by watching one new (to us) RiffTrax title daily.
Check in with this thread throughout December as @doctorofthedead.bsky.social and I immerse ourselves in cheesy movies by watching one new (to us) RiffTrax title daily.
The future that tech bros promise vs the future that they're creating.
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The future that tech bros promise vs the future that they're creating.
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It feels great to finally see myself represented in a doll.
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It feels great to finally see myself represented in a doll.
🌫️ You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years. 🌫️
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
🌫️ You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years. 🌫️
Take a festive journey with me through the pages of this December, 1976 issue of Good Housekeeping I found tucked inside a cookbook.
The articles are... meh. However, the ads are glorious (at least they are to me). Keep reading for some groovy commercialism and a few questionable recipes. 🎁 1/5
The articles are... meh. However, the ads are glorious (at least they are to me). Keep reading for some groovy commercialism and a few questionable recipes. 🎁 1/5
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Take a festive journey with me through the pages of this December, 1976 issue of Good Housekeeping I found tucked inside a cookbook.
The articles are... meh. However, the ads are glorious (at least they are to me). Keep reading for some groovy commercialism and a few questionable recipes. 🎁 1/5
The articles are... meh. However, the ads are glorious (at least they are to me). Keep reading for some groovy commercialism and a few questionable recipes. 🎁 1/5
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Reposted by Natalie Litofsky
I've said it before, but it behooves us all to *never* separate art from artist, and to forever remove from the cultural discourse anyone that shows themselves to be inhumane in any way, thus making more room for other new and diverse voices.
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I've said it before, but it behooves us all to *never* separate art from artist, and to forever remove from the cultural discourse anyone that shows themselves to be inhumane in any way, thus making more room for other new and diverse voices.
They should invent a day that doesn't make you want to go back to sleep the moment you get up.
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
They should invent a day that doesn't make you want to go back to sleep the moment you get up.
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This has been the opposite of a banner year for me. More of a Hulk year, methinks.
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This has been the opposite of a banner year for me. More of a Hulk year, methinks.
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When I get a sales email for multiple shirts, I presume that someone bought them to take festive holiday photos with friends or family (but no one has ever tagged us to confirm).
So, if you just got a bunch of our MST3K-themed shirts, I want to see the photos! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4965...
So, if you just got a bunch of our MST3K-themed shirts, I want to see the photos! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4965...
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When I get a sales email for multiple shirts, I presume that someone bought them to take festive holiday photos with friends or family (but no one has ever tagged us to confirm).
So, if you just got a bunch of our MST3K-themed shirts, I want to see the photos! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4965...
So, if you just got a bunch of our MST3K-themed shirts, I want to see the photos! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4965...
It feels great to finally see myself represented in a doll.
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It feels great to finally see myself represented in a doll.
The moon in the bureau mirror
looks out a million miles
(and perhaps with pride, at herself,
but she never, never smiles)
far and away beyond sleep, or
perhaps she's a daytime sleeper.
looks out a million miles
(and perhaps with pride, at herself,
but she never, never smiles)
far and away beyond sleep, or
perhaps she's a daytime sleeper.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The moon in the bureau mirror
looks out a million miles
(and perhaps with pride, at herself,
but she never, never smiles)
far and away beyond sleep, or
perhaps she's a daytime sleeper.
looks out a million miles
(and perhaps with pride, at herself,
but she never, never smiles)
far and away beyond sleep, or
perhaps she's a daytime sleeper.
I'm kind of mad at how much I enjoyed Pumpkin Pie Cup Noodles. Added a dollop of peanut butter and some leftover grilled chicken for a sort of satay flavor profile. Would be good with cooked veg if you already have it in the fridge. Wouldn't recommend topping with whipped cream, as they suggest. 😬
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I'm kind of mad at how much I enjoyed Pumpkin Pie Cup Noodles. Added a dollop of peanut butter and some leftover grilled chicken for a sort of satay flavor profile. Would be good with cooked veg if you already have it in the fridge. Wouldn't recommend topping with whipped cream, as they suggest. 😬
When I get a sales email for multiple shirts, I presume that someone bought them to take festive holiday photos with friends or family (but no one has ever tagged us to confirm).
So, if you just got a bunch of our MST3K-themed shirts, I want to see the photos! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4965...
So, if you just got a bunch of our MST3K-themed shirts, I want to see the photos! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4965...
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When I get a sales email for multiple shirts, I presume that someone bought them to take festive holiday photos with friends or family (but no one has ever tagged us to confirm).
So, if you just got a bunch of our MST3K-themed shirts, I want to see the photos! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4965...
So, if you just got a bunch of our MST3K-themed shirts, I want to see the photos! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4965...
New product emails from @mcphee.com are my beacon of light in these dark times.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
New product emails from @mcphee.com are my beacon of light in these dark times.
The Pantone Color of the Year announcement looks like a placeholder billboard I once saw in the subway in Beijing. Which is to say they both look like a dystopian ad for depression medication.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The Pantone Color of the Year announcement looks like a placeholder billboard I once saw in the subway in Beijing. Which is to say they both look like a dystopian ad for depression medication.
*watching a 20-minute In Memorium-style slideshow of blurry food bag photos set to music from a live orchestra*
midnight snacks of shame wrapped 2025
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
*watching a 20-minute In Memorium-style slideshow of blurry food bag photos set to music from a live orchestra*
Movie idea: Futuristic generational space ship where the ladies get to wear practical coveralls and the men wear mylar leotards.
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Movie idea: Futuristic generational space ship where the ladies get to wear practical coveralls and the men wear mylar leotards.
Trying desperately to spin the fact that their cars keep getting stolen, Kia boldly suggests you make it an annual holiday tradition to buy a new one.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Trying desperately to spin the fact that their cars keep getting stolen, Kia boldly suggests you make it an annual holiday tradition to buy a new one.
The most frustrating part is that AI isn't *really* wiping out jobs. Corporations are using AI as an excuse to lay off workers and hoard profits while they watch us struggle.
For reporters to frame it this way just demonstrates their complicity in propping up a failing, harmful industry.
For reporters to frame it this way just demonstrates their complicity in propping up a failing, harmful industry.
It’s actually up to governments to regulate AI and stop it from destroying lives.
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The most frustrating part is that AI isn't *really* wiping out jobs. Corporations are using AI as an excuse to lay off workers and hoard profits while they watch us struggle.
For reporters to frame it this way just demonstrates their complicity in propping up a failing, harmful industry.
For reporters to frame it this way just demonstrates their complicity in propping up a failing, harmful industry.
🎶 Memories... like the fluid of a man. Milky bottled lotion memories... from the office can. 🎶
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
🎶 Memories... like the fluid of a man. Milky bottled lotion memories... from the office can. 🎶
So many things in this world are out of our control right now. Adding alt text actually brings me joy through agency.
It's a genuinely helpful, kind, inclusive action that is within my power to undertake without any outside interference. Why anyone would fight against that is beyond me.
It's a genuinely helpful, kind, inclusive action that is within my power to undertake without any outside interference. Why anyone would fight against that is beyond me.
Why is alt text so hard to use and why is it such a big ask that you use it?
Kindness is the only currency that isn't imaginary, why don't you spend some.
Kindness is the only currency that isn't imaginary, why don't you spend some.
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
So many things in this world are out of our control right now. Adding alt text actually brings me joy through agency.
It's a genuinely helpful, kind, inclusive action that is within my power to undertake without any outside interference. Why anyone would fight against that is beyond me.
It's a genuinely helpful, kind, inclusive action that is within my power to undertake without any outside interference. Why anyone would fight against that is beyond me.
What in the name of AI slop is going on here?
I'm so tired of seeing trash design out in the wild when so many creative people I know (myself included) are out of work and struggling to survive.
Every corporation can afford to actually hire more people, but they lay us off and do this instead.
I'm so tired of seeing trash design out in the wild when so many creative people I know (myself included) are out of work and struggling to survive.
Every corporation can afford to actually hire more people, but they lay us off and do this instead.
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What in the name of AI slop is going on here?
I'm so tired of seeing trash design out in the wild when so many creative people I know (myself included) are out of work and struggling to survive.
Every corporation can afford to actually hire more people, but they lay us off and do this instead.
I'm so tired of seeing trash design out in the wild when so many creative people I know (myself included) are out of work and struggling to survive.
Every corporation can afford to actually hire more people, but they lay us off and do this instead.
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How the Grinch Swole Christmas
Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
How the Grinch Swole Christmas