chimpman.bsky.social
@chimpman.bsky.social
What is this place?
Breakfast Beers
How about monkey tennis?
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Where are their bollocks, Susan
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Full communism
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
@rhymerrigby.bsky.social this is top work
Did a 21yr old estate agent write this? Sounds like they’re selling a bedsit in a shit part of town but it’s close to Hampstead (ie two boroughs over) or possibly a bad airport lounge
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Was happy to support this.
NEW: 50+ transport and health groups have written to the Government calling for clear targets in the upcoming Cycling & Walking Investment Strategy 3, as well as a comprehensive plan for a national active travel network, matching the long-term strategic focus given to roads.
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 AM
London was much better in the old days when everyone spoke English and were integrated
I thought to go to the French church; but finding the Dutch congregation there, and then finding the French congregation’s sermon begun in the Dutch, I returned home.
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Walked into Greenwich today and saw this little (read: MASSIVE) fellow going for a swim in Deptford Creek.

#London #Seal #DeptfordCreek
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’ll be fucking furious if Crofton Park get one and the Brox doesn’t
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
FISH!
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
They should have gone with the initial proposal
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Made with real hands
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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*Shocked face*
For the record. Duh.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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column maybe coming on this but I don't hugely care about what 61-year-old Farage got up to at school? and I think that Fleet Street finally gunning for him is symptomatic of a culture where the gotcha/scoop factor matters so much that hidden past actions are seen as worse than current, public ones
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Inexplicably they never conquered the UK music scene
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
FIFA nonce prize
"Pipped" implies it was a close thing, and I'm really not sure that's true.
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
i wouldnt to that if i were you
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My parents may have had minimal schooling but they were not idiots
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
yeah, nice try. we defamed him and we're sorry (not sorry). Please dont sue our arses.

www.spectator.co.uk/article/an-a...
An apology to Hope Not Hate and Harry Shukman
In August, The Spectator began to investigate allegations that Harry Shukman, a 33-year-old freelance journalist, had used a fake British passport as part of a two-year undercover investigation into t...
www.spectator.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Meal worms are the culinary trend sweeping Lewisham gardens “the birds love ‘em!” (Cc @katebevan.com )
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Look what they took from us
As I have a cough at the moment, I say we should absolutely bring back this magnificent cough syrup. Cough mixture is utterly bloody useless these days since they banned the last remaining useful active ingredient of pholcodine.
'Tis the season!

“One Night Cough Syrup” from the 1930s, which contained cannabis, morphine, chloroform, and alcohol! In 1934, the FDA ruled that the claims of the cough syrup's therapeutic properties were misleading, and remaining stock was destroyed.

#skystorians #medhist #science 🧪
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM