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chimpman.bsky.social
I’d like to tell you that the last ten years were a dream but….
chimpman.bsky.social
This says I support wealth taxes as long as it doesn’t affect me
chimpman.bsky.social
I draw the line at the little wallet cases that dads use
chimpman.bsky.social
I always case up, mind you I do like dropping my phone
chimpman.bsky.social
Also, everyone puts their phone in a case don’t they?
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joncanning.com
The belly is a trap: 10/10 for the bait and switch @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
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chrisgiles.ft.com
There is no need for a moral panic about the UK's welfare system.

Far from perfect but recent discourse is nuts

Spending is controlled, not spiralling

Worklessness is near record lows

My column www.ft.com/content/ee67...
chimpman.bsky.social
I prefer this Two Factor Authentication method. HMRC will be sending this device round to your house for endorsement. Only one covering all of SE London 1/10 for efficiency but 10/10 for thoroughness cc @thecatreviewer.bsky.social
chimpman.bsky.social
Thanks, I may opt out. Does sound a little sketchy
chimpman.bsky.social
So HMRC are introducing ‘voice ID’ instead of security questions. I’ve registered, any thoughts @katebevan.com
chimpman.bsky.social
I wouldn’t risk riding a horse after bad oysters
samuelpepys.bsky.social
Having eat well, only our oysters proving bad, we mounted, having a pair of boots that I borrowed and carried with me from Impington, my own to be sent from Cambridge to London, and took leave of all, and begun our journey.
chimpman.bsky.social
The website is playing up so not clear if I can get it on line or whether it’s a cheque like 1995.
chimpman.bsky.social
Someone has bought Leo, the west side Brockley sainsbo cat, a tin of tuna. Probably not a good idea but a cats gotta eat (second breakfast)
chimpman.bsky.social
runningpast.bsky.social
#AlphabetChallenge
#WeekPForPink

‘Drunk’ unicorn, close to Twinkle Park in Deptford.
Pink unicorn rocking horse stood on block paving by green bin with empty sparkling wine bottle next to it.
chimpman.bsky.social
you're like one of those survivalists with a 10yrs supply of freeze dried food and a grab bag with gold sovereigns and a medical kit packed by door in case you have to bug out when the fall happens
chimpman.bsky.social
boy he's stupid
mattpeterson.bsky.social
Don't look now but Trump just freaked out the market again by continuing to escalate the trade war.
I believe that China purposefully not buying our Soybeans, and causing difficulty for our Soybean Farmers, is an Economically Hostile Act. We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil, and other elements of Trade, as retribution. As an example, we can easily produce Cooking Oil ourselves, we don’t need to purchase it from China.
chimpman.bsky.social
@rhymerrigby.bsky.social one for the printer pervs (i have no printer)
jayrayner1.bsky.social
Ah a new recruit.
jamesrball.com
“But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.”
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byelacey.bsky.social
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helgaastrophysics.bsky.social
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BREAKING🚨: It's Official. There's a Black hole on the loose in the Milky way galaxy
Astronomers have officially confirmed the first-ever rogue black hole drifting through our Milky Way galaxy!

Using data from Hubble and Gaia, scientists spotted this cosmic ghost not by its light (it emits none)
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rhymerrigby.bsky.social
NGL, at this stage in the wild swimming cycle, I reckon splitting up would've been the more interesting and original choice