crème dé la colon
@chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social
I just got rid of my Nokia flip phone during the pandemic so please excuse my bad manners.
I wanna live and perish instead of surviving and then dying😩
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I wanna live and perish instead of surviving and then dying😩
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
They say it’s luck when you get toilet paper stuck in ya ass and dig it out successfully w/another piece of toilet paper w/o schmearing ya fangaz🙂↕️🤗
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
They say it’s luck when you get toilet paper stuck in ya ass and dig it out successfully w/another piece of toilet paper w/o schmearing ya fangaz🙂↕️🤗
American politics:
“And as your representative (give me money) I will fight (first I need your money) for the rights of each and every (don’t forget to donate) of you!”
Am I the only one who thinks this ain’t it?
“And as your representative (give me money) I will fight (first I need your money) for the rights of each and every (don’t forget to donate) of you!”
Am I the only one who thinks this ain’t it?
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
American politics:
“And as your representative (give me money) I will fight (first I need your money) for the rights of each and every (don’t forget to donate) of you!”
Am I the only one who thinks this ain’t it?
“And as your representative (give me money) I will fight (first I need your money) for the rights of each and every (don’t forget to donate) of you!”
Am I the only one who thinks this ain’t it?
MTG self Jeff Sessioned because she didn’t wanna get Charlie Kirked👌🏿
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
MTG self Jeff Sessioned because she didn’t wanna get Charlie Kirked👌🏿
Flying the globe to enroll in sailing classes to learn how to enslave Haitians sounds like what???
Reading that timeline that lead to them being caught. Fuckin losers, hell why weren’t they arrested when they were caught on camera coercing a minor last year.
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Flying the globe to enroll in sailing classes to learn how to enslave Haitians sounds like what???
Live BAMF free👍🏿
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Live BAMF free👍🏿
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November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This mfer still ain’t dead.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This mfer still ain’t dead.
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BREAKING: Sean Dunn acquitted of throwing sandwich at CBP/ICE agent. The charges didn't pass mustard.
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
BREAKING: Sean Dunn acquitted of throwing sandwich at CBP/ICE agent. The charges didn't pass mustard.
Just as we thought, almost half of ICE’s recruits failed an OPEN BOOK written test.
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
ICE’s efforts to recruit new agents run into some embarrassing setbacks
The agency is flush with cash and hiring a lot of new personnel to satisfy Trump’s mass deportation plans. It’s not going well, though.
www.msnbc.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Just as we thought, almost half of ICE’s recruits failed an OPEN BOOK written test.
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
Yelling cryptocurrency is how they fund their crimes and evade prosecution😩
November 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yelling cryptocurrency is how they fund their crimes and evade prosecution😩
From offering alternative facts to straight up lyin in our mf faces.
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
From offering alternative facts to straight up lyin in our mf faces.
AI is the new culture vulture. Who else steals plans, designs, music and art from Black people without accreditation?
#addtoblacksky
#addtoblacksky
October 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
AI is the new culture vulture. Who else steals plans, designs, music and art from Black people without accreditation?
#addtoblacksky
#addtoblacksky
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This got me in stitches 😭😭😭
October 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This got me in stitches 😭😭😭
Reposted by crème dé la colon
How this has always worked:
Boss: you should exclude non white people from your unions
Union: ok. Now can we get better pay and benefits?
Boss: no i’m gonna hire the workers you excluded for have the price while you starve lol
Boss: you should exclude non white people from your unions
Union: ok. Now can we get better pay and benefits?
Boss: no i’m gonna hire the workers you excluded for have the price while you starve lol
October 30, 2025 at 11:02 AM
How this has always worked:
Boss: you should exclude non white people from your unions
Union: ok. Now can we get better pay and benefits?
Boss: no i’m gonna hire the workers you excluded for have the price while you starve lol
Boss: you should exclude non white people from your unions
Union: ok. Now can we get better pay and benefits?
Boss: no i’m gonna hire the workers you excluded for have the price while you starve lol
Yall wanna see Drake crash out just do this when you see em
October 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yall wanna see Drake crash out just do this when you see em
#addtoblacksky
Guess it’s time to create American music again. They must not know who tf they dealing with.
www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip...
Guess it’s time to create American music again. They must not know who tf they dealing with.
www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip...
No Rap Songs Are in the Billboard Hot 100’s Top 40 for the First Time Since 1990
No rap songs have ranked in the top 40 on the last two Billboard Hot 100 charts, following Kendrick Lamar and SZA's "Luther" dropping off the chart.
www.billboard.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
#addtoblacksky
Guess it’s time to create American music again. They must not know who tf they dealing with.
www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip...
Guess it’s time to create American music again. They must not know who tf they dealing with.
www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip...
Working people: 😑
Rich ass tech bros:
AI, ChatGPT, NFTs and CRYPTO CURRENCIES
This has been a turd talk😩
Rich ass tech bros:
AI, ChatGPT, NFTs and CRYPTO CURRENCIES
This has been a turd talk😩
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Working people: 😑
Rich ass tech bros:
AI, ChatGPT, NFTs and CRYPTO CURRENCIES
This has been a turd talk😩
Rich ass tech bros:
AI, ChatGPT, NFTs and CRYPTO CURRENCIES
This has been a turd talk😩
Ken Paxton, a “lawyur”is about to tax tf outtaTexas taxpayers.
October 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ken Paxton, a “lawyur”is about to tax tf outtaTexas taxpayers.