Zelena Sage
@zelenasage.blacksky.app
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I am a sentient Oatmeal Stout in human form. I enjoy irrelevant/ obscure details; but I'm a stout. I love [redacted] & that's about it. My views are not those of my employer(s), because I'm beer.
I am a sentient Oatmeal Stout in human form. I enjoy irrelevant/ obscure details; but I'm a stout. I love [redacted] & that's about it. My views are not those of my employer(s), because I'm beer.
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Zelena Sage
@zelenasage.blacksky.app
· Jan 29
You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold
You gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard
You gotta be tough
You gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool
You gotta be calm
You gotta stay together
All I know, all I know
Love will save the day
You gotta be bold
You gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard
You gotta be tough
You gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool
You gotta be calm
You gotta stay together
All I know, all I know
Love will save the day
Microwave, Stove Top, and Toaster watching me put waffles and sausage into Air Fryer every morning:
a group of people are sitting in a stadium watching a game and one of them is laughing .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a stadium watching a game and one of them is laughing .
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November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Microwave, Stove Top, and Toaster watching me put waffles and sausage into Air Fryer every morning:
Chicken noodle soup
Chicken
Noodles
Celery
Carrots
Onion
Garlic
Sage
Thyme
Bay leaf
Oregano
Salt
Chicken broth/stock from the last time you cooked chicken
Cook everything except the noodles until the chicken is tender, then add the noodles and cook till done then take out the Bay leaf.
Chicken
Noodles
Celery
Carrots
Onion
Garlic
Sage
Thyme
Bay leaf
Oregano
Salt
Chicken broth/stock from the last time you cooked chicken
Cook everything except the noodles until the chicken is tender, then add the noodles and cook till done then take out the Bay leaf.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Chicken noodle soup
Chicken
Noodles
Celery
Carrots
Onion
Garlic
Sage
Thyme
Bay leaf
Oregano
Salt
Chicken broth/stock from the last time you cooked chicken
Cook everything except the noodles until the chicken is tender, then add the noodles and cook till done then take out the Bay leaf.
Chicken
Noodles
Celery
Carrots
Onion
Garlic
Sage
Thyme
Bay leaf
Oregano
Salt
Chicken broth/stock from the last time you cooked chicken
Cook everything except the noodles until the chicken is tender, then add the noodles and cook till done then take out the Bay leaf.
Cream of mushroom (vegan version)
1 can coconut milk
1 can mushrooms (or fresh or frozen)
Parsley
Salt
Pepper
And whatever else you like but it will always be better than whatever the fuck Campbells got coming out the 3D printer
1 can coconut milk
1 can mushrooms (or fresh or frozen)
Parsley
Salt
Pepper
And whatever else you like but it will always be better than whatever the fuck Campbells got coming out the 3D printer
The people should not have to think about how the soup executives feel about the soup as we reach for a cream of mushroom pallet down to the Sam's Club
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Cream of mushroom (vegan version)
1 can coconut milk
1 can mushrooms (or fresh or frozen)
Parsley
Salt
Pepper
And whatever else you like but it will always be better than whatever the fuck Campbells got coming out the 3D printer
1 can coconut milk
1 can mushrooms (or fresh or frozen)
Parsley
Salt
Pepper
And whatever else you like but it will always be better than whatever the fuck Campbells got coming out the 3D printer
If you are having trouble keeping up:
US - waffling
Ukraine - consistent
Russia told US to tell Ukraine to give up major parts of Ukraine
US went to Ukraine w/ the Russia deal without changing a word
Ukraine said Fuck No
US went back to Ukraine with a different deal
Russia won't agree with this
US - waffling
Ukraine - consistent
Russia told US to tell Ukraine to give up major parts of Ukraine
US went to Ukraine w/ the Russia deal without changing a word
Ukraine said Fuck No
US went back to Ukraine with a different deal
Russia won't agree with this
BREAKING: Ukraine has agreed to the US peace deal, per ABC news.
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If you are having trouble keeping up:
US - waffling
Ukraine - consistent
Russia told US to tell Ukraine to give up major parts of Ukraine
US went to Ukraine w/ the Russia deal without changing a word
Ukraine said Fuck No
US went back to Ukraine with a different deal
Russia won't agree with this
US - waffling
Ukraine - consistent
Russia told US to tell Ukraine to give up major parts of Ukraine
US went to Ukraine w/ the Russia deal without changing a word
Ukraine said Fuck No
US went back to Ukraine with a different deal
Russia won't agree with this
Pesto:
A bunch of garlic
A bunch of basil
Pine nuts
Oregano
Olive oil
Lemon juice
Parmesan (or nutritional yeast if you're vegan)
Salt
Pepper
Cayenne
Run it through the food processor
Freeze in ice cube tray for later
A bunch of garlic
A bunch of basil
Pine nuts
Oregano
Olive oil
Lemon juice
Parmesan (or nutritional yeast if you're vegan)
Salt
Pepper
Cayenne
Run it through the food processor
Freeze in ice cube tray for later
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Pesto:
A bunch of garlic
A bunch of basil
Pine nuts
Oregano
Olive oil
Lemon juice
Parmesan (or nutritional yeast if you're vegan)
Salt
Pepper
Cayenne
Run it through the food processor
Freeze in ice cube tray for later
A bunch of garlic
A bunch of basil
Pine nuts
Oregano
Olive oil
Lemon juice
Parmesan (or nutritional yeast if you're vegan)
Salt
Pepper
Cayenne
Run it through the food processor
Freeze in ice cube tray for later
Pasta sauce:
Tomatoes
Carrots
Onion
Garlic
Basil
Oregano
Olive oil
Fish sauce
Salt
Crushed Red pepper flakes
1. Stew it down all day medium low
2. Run it through the food processor
Freeze what you don't use
Do NOT put any sugar in it. Seriously do not do that.
Tomatoes
Carrots
Onion
Garlic
Basil
Oregano
Olive oil
Fish sauce
Salt
Crushed Red pepper flakes
1. Stew it down all day medium low
2. Run it through the food processor
Freeze what you don't use
Do NOT put any sugar in it. Seriously do not do that.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Pasta sauce:
Tomatoes
Carrots
Onion
Garlic
Basil
Oregano
Olive oil
Fish sauce
Salt
Crushed Red pepper flakes
1. Stew it down all day medium low
2. Run it through the food processor
Freeze what you don't use
Do NOT put any sugar in it. Seriously do not do that.
Tomatoes
Carrots
Onion
Garlic
Basil
Oregano
Olive oil
Fish sauce
Salt
Crushed Red pepper flakes
1. Stew it down all day medium low
2. Run it through the food processor
Freeze what you don't use
Do NOT put any sugar in it. Seriously do not do that.
1. It's literally public record for any senior military official. His aide would have put his uniform together. Somebody is always checking to make sure you look right It was never going to be wrong.
2. A Naval "Captain" is an O-6, the equivalent of a COLONEL. Any random private would know this.
2. A Naval "Captain" is an O-6, the equivalent of a COLONEL. Any random private would know this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
1. It's literally public record for any senior military official. His aide would have put his uniform together. Somebody is always checking to make sure you look right It was never going to be wrong.
2. A Naval "Captain" is an O-6, the equivalent of a COLONEL. Any random private would know this.
2. A Naval "Captain" is an O-6, the equivalent of a COLONEL. Any random private would know this.
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The app is GLITCHING
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The app is GLITCHING
Reposted by Zelena Sage
Sometimes Bluesky will just be glitching like RFK Jr.'s throat.
May 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Sometimes Bluesky will just be glitching like RFK Jr.'s throat.
Wait a minute. Never? So you've never had them hoes under some giblet gravy? Sorry to hear that.
Mashed potatoes have never been a Thanksgiving side dish in my African American home.
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Wait a minute. Never? So you've never had them hoes under some giblet gravy? Sorry to hear that.
Make your own soup, guys. We know how to season our food right, anyway. Invest in food storage containers and meal prep. I save broth from everything. I freeze everything. We are getting stuff out of the freezer and microwaving it for dinner. I'm not buying nobody's pre-made soup anymore.
Campbell's Foods owns Rao’s, Prego, Angelos, Swanson, Lance, Snyders, Peppridge Farms, Archway, etc.
Wow.
Wow.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Make your own soup, guys. We know how to season our food right, anyway. Invest in food storage containers and meal prep. I save broth from everything. I freeze everything. We are getting stuff out of the freezer and microwaving it for dinner. I'm not buying nobody's pre-made soup anymore.
The last time I bought chicken thighs I found what appeared to be gout, or tumors, or both. It was some very sick chickens.
And the food quality is plummeting. That’s why the ‘Don’t wash your meat’ crowd is insane to me. You don’t look at, touch or examine your food before cooking and that’s why I’ve seen multiple TT where people have found abscesses in meat they’ve ordered from restaurants
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The last time I bought chicken thighs I found what appeared to be gout, or tumors, or both. It was some very sick chickens.
They are literally shuffling people around to obstruct justice
Judge Rearden: Please call the case.
Deputy: This is Weng v Genalo.
Judge: We're hear on Mr. Weng's habeas corpus petition. The respondents say he was transferred to Delaney Hall in NJ on Nov 17.
Weng's lawyer: He was still in 26 Fed when we filed the petition
Deputy: This is Weng v Genalo.
Judge: We're hear on Mr. Weng's habeas corpus petition. The respondents say he was transferred to Delaney Hall in NJ on Nov 17.
Weng's lawyer: He was still in 26 Fed when we filed the petition
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
They are literally shuffling people around to obstruct justice
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Nov 25th 1976 - Apollo Creed defended his title against Rocky Balboa for the second time to prove that Rocky going the distance the first time was a fluke.
📽️📅 Rocky II (1979)
📽️📅 Rocky II (1979)
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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My boss ain't even show up for work today 🤣 this man really just went about his holiday a full 2 days early. Ok I can take a hint, I'm out too!
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My boss ain't even show up for work today 🤣 this man really just went about his holiday a full 2 days early. Ok I can take a hint, I'm out too!
I will never get over how Britney Spears's body was sitting perfect and them people called her fat. Everything was where was supposed to be, smh.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I will never get over how Britney Spears's body was sitting perfect and them people called her fat. Everything was where was supposed to be, smh.
Britney Spears was stupid fine in that Toxic video.
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Britney Spears was stupid fine in that Toxic video.
There are people out here driving with both feet and nothing we say is gonna stop them 😭
Hey kids, when driving your foot does not have to always be on either the gas or the brake. When you see a red light ahead you can take your foot off the accelerator and COAST. The engine will keep running! It's magic! No need to race up to the line of cars then slam on the brakes! Try it!
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
There are people out here driving with both feet and nothing we say is gonna stop them 😭
Living in your MIND now
Too late cause you're MINE now
Too late cause you're MINE now
a blonde woman is laying on the floor with a reflection of herself
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November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Living in your MIND now
Too late cause you're MINE now
Too late cause you're MINE now
You know I'm THE ONLY ONE WHO LIVES YOUR SINS
Feel the way my VOICE GETS UNDERNEATH YOUR SKIN
Feel the way my VOICE GETS UNDERNEATH YOUR SKIN
a close up of a woman with her tongue out
ALT: a close up of a woman with her tongue out
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November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
You know I'm THE ONLY ONE WHO LIVES YOUR SINS
Feel the way my VOICE GETS UNDERNEATH YOUR SKIN
Feel the way my VOICE GETS UNDERNEATH YOUR SKIN
Listen cause I'm
Preaching to the choir
CAN I GET THE MIC A LITTLE HIGHER?;
Preaching to the choir
CAN I GET THE MIC A LITTLE HIGHER?;
a woman wearing sunglasses is dancing in a crowd of people
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is dancing in a crowd of people
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November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Listen cause I'm
Preaching to the choir
CAN I GET THE MIC A LITTLE HIGHER?;
Preaching to the choir
CAN I GET THE MIC A LITTLE HIGHER?;
What a life
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What a life
Joseph Robinette Biden was also one of the greatest presidents in American history. Not at all perfect, but in terms of trying to course correct the shitshow of a country he was handed, I believe he did very well. We need more like him in Congress and the White House, to push even harder next time.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Joseph Robinette Biden was also one of the greatest presidents in American history. Not at all perfect, but in terms of trying to course correct the shitshow of a country he was handed, I believe he did very well. We need more like him in Congress and the White House, to push even harder next time.
Ulysses S. Grant was the one of the greatest US presidents, maybe even the greatest. We barely learned about him in history in the south because of all he accomplished in rebuilding the Union after he defeated the Confederacy.
We need another Grant.
We need another Grant.
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Ulysses S. Grant was the one of the greatest US presidents, maybe even the greatest. We barely learned about him in history in the south because of all he accomplished in rebuilding the Union after he defeated the Confederacy.
We need another Grant.
We need another Grant.