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Nes Lee 🍒 @neslee.bsky.social · 2d

been playing around with moho, nothing astounding but it's fun!! hoping to make a full rig of the little guy :D

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chocopumpkin 🎃🏴‍☠️ @chocopug.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you! At least I will have clean fluffy towels, despite... everything else 🙃

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Samba Schutte @sambaschutte.bsky.social · 1d

Always a fun & safe class, with zero chaos. What could possibly go wrong with boiling butter & melted chocolate?💀 Join me on 11/22 for another baking class as we make my profiteroles!👨🏾‍🍳 Check out shopstands.com/collections/... ✨ Promise I wont make breakfast till then👀

#OurFlagMeansDeath #Pluribus

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Samba Schutte @sambaschutte.bsky.social · 1d

And get yourself a fun Tender As Hell tote bag to carry your hopes and dreams! As we raise money for Feeding America🤗🙏🏾❤️✨

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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 1d

ed ita bag izzy

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Jill-O-Lantern ☕️🎃☕️ @coffeecatsja.bsky.social · Feb 19

Okay, everyone do a:

From IG artist @elliebeffstudio - sketch of a loooong purple cat with "biiig stretch" written across its torso

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 1d

Pete and his endlessly memeable statement 😂 (somehow I haven’t saved any of the ones that made me giggle? Feel free to share any you’ve made!)

#ofmd

Pete saying “I didn't even realize there was piracy happening.”

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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 1d

if nobody got me i know frenchie friday got me

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 1d

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 2d

oh i see

four posters or romcoms, Ghosts of girlfriends padt, Two weeks notice, Pretty woman and How to lose a guy in 10 days where the characters are standing back to back

picture of Ed and Stede from OFMD standing back to back and looking at the camera. Ed is in his leather getup and Stede is in his turquoise suit

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 1d

@LINGUA IGNOTA - HAVING A ANCADODXIC BODY *ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT* -HAS CONSTANT NEEDS DOESNT DO WHAT YOU WANT -OUTSIDE LOOKS WEIRD INSIDE IS EXPONENTIALLY WORSE -FEELS VERY BAD EVERY DAY -MUST LUG SAME ONE AROUND THE WHOLE TIME -CONSTANT DECAY MUST WATCH IN HORROR -EA IS FINAL SURPRISE

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chocopumpkin 🎃🏴‍☠️ @chocopug.bsky.social · 1d

sexy kfc closing time

lacey, infested with bears @byelacey.bsky.social · Sep 23

bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season

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Erin @tightenupmate.bsky.social · 1d

Just a reminder this is up til the 31st! You've still got time if you'd like me to DM you the order link!

(Promise I'm not trying to gatekeep it, the artist had some parameters around posting it publicly and it's easier for me to manage this way)

Erin @tightenupmate.bsky.social · 6d

Alright crew, that was fast as shit!

The artist has set up a private link for us to use to order! If you filled out the Google form, you just got an email from me with the link. If not, keep reading:

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Mr Buttons 🏴‍☠️🤡 oops I asked for a reason to clown 🥰💜🦄 @mrbuttons284266.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, remember when this sad boy rescued his crew and stole back The Revenge from the Pirate Queen using only teatowels, before bringing his boyfriend back to life with the power of love?

Stede Bonnet. Rhys Darby was robbed of an Emmy.

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 1d

LET NELSON MANDELA COLLECT WHATEVER HE WANTS

Glenn Quigley @glennquigley.bsky.social · 1d

I wish to avoid things like this:

ON COMMAS THAT COULD HAVE PROTECTED NELSON MANDELA'S REPUTATION

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Highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.

in a Times of London story about a documentary by Peter Ustinov

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Marcelius Braxton @marceliusb.bsky.social · 2d

There are no circumstances where human beings should be without food. There are no qualifications that make someone undeserving of access to food. If you are a human being, you should get food. I don’t care about ability, job status, legal status, or anything else. If people are hungry, feed them.

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chocopumpkin 🎃🏴‍☠️ @chocopug.bsky.social · 1d

Today is one of those days where just sticking a load of laundry in the machine feels like an achievement 💀

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ARGH!adia Ego 🎃🍉 @arcadiaego.bsky.social · 2d

Goth kitty sleepover! @chocopug.bsky.social

The Finch app. My virtual pet sits asleep on his bed with a black kitten who is also asleep. Another bird stands on the rug hugging a big red heart and also has an identical black kitten. The room and both outfits are spooky/gothic and in shades of black, red and purple. A thought bubble slice my Finch shows that he's dreaming about a peanut.

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chocopumpkin 🎃🏴‍☠️ @chocopug.bsky.social · 2d

I think Nottingham is just cursed for me tbh

chocopumpkin 🎃🏴‍☠️ @chocopug.bsky.social · 2d

I had to run down the platform to catch my train. It wasn’t far but holy crap I am dead now 💀

The lovely conductor held it a few seconds so I could throw myself on. I love him and I hope he is having the best week ever.

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🦇Ash the Ninth🎃 @tractorgoth.bsky.social · 3d

Us: For the love of god, STOP remaking everything, make something ORIGINAL for fuck’s sake!! Remake privileges REVOKED

Guillermo del Toro: *walking out of universal with 40 monsters stuffed under his trenchcoat*

Us: Okay everyone EXCEPT Mr. del Toro

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Andy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 3d

Updating my LEGO White House

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 3d

I fucking knew it.

A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.

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chocopumpkin 🎃🏴‍☠️ @chocopug.bsky.social · 3d

I went to the Uncanny live show last night! It was awesome. Some very intriguing stories… 👻🛸

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Danny Robins @dannyrobins.bsky.social · 3d

We came back to #Nottingham last night for Haunting #24 of the Uncanny tour and it didn't disappoint!

We are currently down south for our show at Fareham Live tonight, then in Worthing tomorrow, followed by the two Ps - Lighthouse Poole and @trplymouth.bsky.social - will we see you there? 👻👻

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