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Netta is a weirdo
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Not my real name. 🇫🇮 she/her 🏳️‍🌈 savernake on tumblr. HSavernake on IG and that other place. I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts. I’m old as dirt. Here for OFMD.
Stucky acc at @Stanthusiastic.bsky.social 👈
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Netta is a weirdo @savernake.bsky.social · Oct 18
get to know me ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ ★

★ age - appropriate
★ sign - Do not shake
★ birthday - every year
★ height - 5’5” ish
★ status - volatile
★ kids - and jokes
★ piercings - 3
★ tattoos - not yet
★ fav color - something purply
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hookforahead.bsky.social
Making some Ed and Stede themed jewelry! Also thinking about a little Break In My Day design ....
ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social OUR FAMILY, OUR FIGHT: Fundraiser starts 3/5! @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social · 13h
Happy #wipwednesday from the OFOF team! What #fandommarket crafts are you working on today?
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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kalansphantomff.bsky.social
Happy #WIPWednesday Have an Acts snippy in which we meet Doug. And Ed is TOTALLY FUCKING NORMAL, okay? Very normal about it.
February 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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jjleftshoe.bsky.social
Evening bump! FYI, this is where we *earn* that E rating!
politestmenace.bsky.social R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 17h
Here it is, friends: Chapter 7 of In the Crease, with much love from me and @jjleftshoe.bsky.social to you ❤️🏴‍☠️🏒 Extra love to those folks brave enough to admit out here that they’re reading it!! You’re the Scott to our Kip 🫶

archiveofourown.org/works/759774...

#ofmdfic #gentlebeard #HeatedRivalry
A title card with an illustration of a sofa in front of a tv and sound system. The text reads “In the Crease An OFMD x Heated Rivalry AU Rated E Brought to you by R | Politest Menace & JJ | Stedesleftshoe”
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
savernake.bsky.social
From threads… #RhysDarbyFaction
February 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Daily Darby
Rhys holding two ice cream cones and licking one
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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chryschaos.bsky.social
#OFMDkinktober2024 #OFMD #gentlebeard Day 3
archiveofourown.org/works/59412325
October 27, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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chryschaos.bsky.social
#OFMDkinktober #OFMD #gentlebeard archiveofourown.org/works/59790148
October 27, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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chryschaos.bsky.social
#OFMDkinktober2024 #OFMD #gentlebeard archiveofourown.org/works/59784955
October 27, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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somegremlin.bsky.social
#OFMD Season 2:
Neon sign spelling out “sad slut hours”
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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tragicallynerdy.bsky.social
The first chapter of the Remington Steele Jim/Ed au numba four is up!! On which Jim is a detective, Ed is a conman, and they're in a messy bdsm relationship.

Featuring a lot of sex, even more h/c, weekend long orgasm denial, trauma anniversaries.

#ofmdfic

archiveofourown.org/works/789190...
A screenshot of AO3 reading: you pray for rain, i pray for blindness tragicallynerdy Summary: "I came here to –“ Jim's teeth bare a little “- see if you were free this weekend.” Ed mentally checks his calendar. He’d wanted to go see a film, but that’s about it. And it’s not like he wouldn’t set everything aside for Jim, anyway. “I’m free any evening you want.” Jim squirms a little in their seat, refusing to make eye contact. “… I was hoping you might be free for the whole weekend.” It stops Ed in his tracks. He stares at them, mouth open. “The whole weekend?” Their scowl deepens, if that was even possible. “I want to try – the thing.” “Gonna have to be a little more specific than that, Jimbo.” Jim’s cheeks darken a little. They look away again. Ed probably shouldn’t find it so endearing how embarrassed they get over being forced to say what they want, but so help him, he does. “The edging thing. Like… orgasm denial and shit.” Text reading: The fourth installment of the Remington Steele AU, a series in which Jim is a detective, Ed is a con man and a thief, and they fuck their way into a messy BDSM rerelationship. This time featuring weekend long orgasm denial, trauma anniversaries, hurt/comfort, and so many smut scenes the author lost count. A screenshot of the AO3 tags for this fic. It's Jim/Ed OFMD, and there are many tags related to sex, kink, and hurt/comfort.
February 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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blandbeard.bsky.social
my ofmd hoodie has stopped zipping up 😭
if you have any recs for new ones, pls link me to them!
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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thatmothra.bsky.social
Four snippets for WIP Wednesday

• Chapter 2 of Hunger Games au

• Chapter 5 of Caveman au

• Chapter 6 of Mythology au (I haven't forgotten about it, I'm just perpetually distracted lol)

• And the start of Amish Stede on rumspringa au 👀

#wipwednesday #ofmdfanfic
The camera pans out from the initial headshot of Frenchie to reveal an interview set-up, not unlike the tribute interviews during the Games. Frenchie sits down on a tall backed chair as the camera keeps zooming out. “I'm joined here today with one of the co-Victors of the 74th Hunger Games, and survivor of the third Quarter Quell, Stede Bonnet.” “Oh my god,” Ed mutters under his breath, his body moving closer to the screen under its own volition. The camera had timed it so that Stede had only been revealed, seated in the chair across from Frenchie, when Frenchie had announced his name. “You're alive.” For a long moment, the screen cuts to a medium shot of Stede and Ed’s breath catches. He looks… different. His eyes have dark heavy circles under them, and he's sitting in such a rigid posture, back straight to the chair. Stede might be proper, but not like this. His lips are smeared with a natural shade of lipstick, but beneath that, Ed can see that they’re horribly chapped, like they haven’t been giving him enough water. But he's alive. He's alive and breathing, and that's all Ed can ask for right now. Now that everyone had left the cave and are well enough away that Lucuis can no longer hear their voices, he becomes increasingly aware of the silence. It’s so quiet and still, almost as though the stone is sucking all of the noise into its depths, like the soundless vacuum of space. It is so profound that Lucius can hear the sound of his blood pulsing in his ears, pulsing fast because his anxiety over the Badminton interaction and his stupid choices have his heart racing. God, what was that? he berates himself. The knee-jerk, ego-petting, worst-choice-possible reaction to boast about their new career-altering, history-altering discovery. To the two worst people on the planet. Who could actually do a shit ton of damage not just to him, but to all of them. Even to the extraordinary skeletons in this cave! He thought he’d matured beyond rising to the Badmintons’ antics, but he supposes not. Perhaps it’s the trauma of dealing with them in his formative years as an early career scholar. But that’s hardly an excuse to put so many other careers in danger. He hasn’t been this much of a disappointment since his Ph.D. supervisor read the first draft of his dissertation! That was, at least, easily fixed. But this? He can’t say.He takes a few deep breaths, hears his heartbeat slow in his ears, blinks, and looks around. “Okay, get it together,” he tells himself. “There’s work to do here.” Almost tiptoeing so as not to disturb the solace the skeletons had enjoyed for tens of thousands of years, Lucius approaches them and crouches to look at them more closely. Once again, he marvels at their embrace. Two male specimens, two species, a missing link of a sort on the scale of Lucy! He really won the survival bias lottery with this one. “No,” he whispers firmly to himself. “Enough of making a name for myself. Focus on the research. Focus on the two people in front of me and the life they’ve told in the art on these cave walls. Think of their story within the context of “I want to see the overworld.” She's met with silence, the kind of silence that makes you squirm in your seat in embarrassment for even opening your mouth. But she keeps going, “I know you guys don't allow it but… but I want to see the real plants, the kind that dad doesn't have to grow himself.” “We have everything we could ever need here,” her father says with an uncharacteristically harsh tone, “you have no business going up there, young lady.” “But dad–” “No buts!” Stede takes a deep breath, “We keep you and your brother here to protect you, it's not safe up there.” She looks over at Ed, who matches Stede's pinched brow and disapproving glare. “Please, nothing grows here, it dies in a couple hours and has to be grown back, it's all in a constant state of decay.” “But it's our decay. Nothing here belongs to that poor excuse of an uncle you and I are unfortunately related to.” “But dad, please!” Ed slams his fist on the table, and his eyes go red, “No, end of discussion!” Alma stands and runs out of the room. Rumspringa (noun) - Pennsylvania German term meaning ‘to run around’, a rite of passage for certain Amish communities during adolescence before a person is baptized. Can manifest in not going to church on certain days, staying out later, slacking on chores, or going on extended trips to secular cities outside their community (among other things). It's a loaded thing to be faced with, rebelling against everything you ever knew, disobeying your parents who have been your strict guardians your entire life. And even worse, being expected to rebel in some way, that just adds even more pressure, how far is too far for Stede, he doesn't even know the limit he can handle. That is what the mere idea of Rumspringa is to him. He's a good kid, doesn't make too much noise, puts his head down and works, follows every order his father and mother give, sings the hymns in church and reads Bible passages when asked, who could ask for more in their child? But he has been feeling doubts, in himself, in his faith, in everything, really. But that's what Rumspringa is really for, for mentally preparing yourself for baptism, and deciding if you even want it. If he does, he already knows what's waiting for him here, the young woman he's now allowed to hang out with one on one, so long as there's a good five feet between them. Mary’s father is the lead pastor at church, and as such, he wants the best boy for his daughter. That fell to Stede, since his father runs one of the more successful farms in their community, selling at the big farmers market in Philadelphia every summerand bringing a ton of money back for the community. It's why they have some of the nicer roads in Lancaster county. They're arranged to be wed, if the Rumspringa goes how Stede's father wants it to go. A perfect blending of the families. But the thought scares Stede to his core.
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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oatmilktruther.bsky.social
happy wip wednesday to sam personally
So the Kraken isn't smoking, and they could all entertain for a moment the delusion that he doesn't need it, but they both know they both know better. Ed can fix that. Gets his pipe, his grinder, packs a generous bowl, swings around to face himself, to hold it out as an offering. The Kraken just stares at him, that blank emptiness, empty, yeah, but Ed can read it for what it is: refusal. Fine, he can deliver it as an order instead. He steps forward, straddles the Kraken's lap, and sits himself down on his thighs, a careful balance, levering his own weight against the floor so the Kraken is trapped but not crushed. Then he flicks a match, touches it to the mound of crumbly green, and swallows a deep hit, swallows and holds it as he reaches behind the Kraken to rest the pipe on the table. The Kraken blinks at him, and finally, in him, there's a flinch of surprise, a flinch of movement. But, today at least, Ed is faster, faster to grip his jaw in cradle of his palm, to pinch shut his nose, to bring their mouths together and exhale smoke out to the Kraken's gasp in. This, they've done before, practically a staple of plausible deniability among young, shipbound men learning all at once things about smoking and sex. There's no plausible deniability here. For one, Ed hasn't left any space for it, has near as he could sealed their mouths together, an insistent motion to ensure that the Kraken swallowed as much of his medicine as Ed could make him. And, for the other— For the other, as his lungs empty, he shifts, shuffles, and presses the motion into a kiss. For a lot of reasons, a lot of them circling around the notion that the Kraken should be kissed, but some of them, some of the stranger ones, some of the truer ones, resting on the idea that Ed wants to kiss him. The Kraken has hurt him, in plenty of ways, and plenty of those ways started with a kiss, and maybe some philosophers with too much time on their hands could say some shit about the complicated mess of what's wrong with Ed that he still turns around and kisses him, but for Ed it's simple. It's been a long time since Ed had a soft kiss, a satisfying kiss, and right now, right here, he can try to take one.
February 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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baladria.bsky.social
Counting down the days to my session by sharing photos of what’s in the raffle! One lucky person will receive a deck of Egyptian OFMD cards! Are you tired of these yet? The link to enter the raffle will be at the end of my presentation* #OFMD #AoGVC

*will post link here too after the con
Photograph of a deck of cards and a card box featuring characters from Our Flag Means Death drawn in ancient Egyptian art style Photograph of 28 cards featuring characters from Our Flag Means Death drawn in ancient Egyptian art style
February 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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kellykat53.bsky.social
Ed Teach is standing on a cliff wearing his leather pants and black tshirt. Hornigold is standing next to him holding a large bolder
February 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
#WIPWednesday!
i obtained a few raw materials for making some stuff for the
once i narrow down what i am gonna paint/draw, it's off to the fuckin races.

requests??? ideas??
come at me

#FandomMarket

@ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social
an array of art supplies, including a pen & nib set, a bottle of india ink, a pad of canvas sheets, a pad of watercolor paper, and 2 small stretched canvases
February 4, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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drcfxtina.bsky.social
“Stede knows of this position, of course. It will leave him feeling rather exposed, but then, he supposes that’s the point. When he imagines Ed taking the same position, well… Stede can see the appeal.”

🤭 #WIPSnips #OFMDfanfic
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
see 🤩 we're already finding stuff 🥰
advincha fit stede bonnet smiling while holding the candied melon silk moth as ed approaches to get a closer look (our flag means death s1e7) ed teach rolling his eyes while uninterested in stede finding a bug, cheers, lucius is standing behind ed slightly out of focus, trying to calculate how much of a bomb he's got to defuse (our flag means death s1e7)
February 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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clairegregoryau.bsky.social
Possibly my all-time favourite rare pair series? And I love me a rare pair- cannot more highly recommend giving these guys a go- I’ve been hanging out for this next instalment.
tragicallynerdy.bsky.social tragicallynerdy @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social · 8h
The first chapter of the Remington Steele Jim/Ed au numba four is up!! On which Jim is a detective, Ed is a conman, and they're in a messy bdsm relationship.

Featuring a lot of sex, even more h/c, weekend long orgasm denial, trauma anniversaries.

#ofmdfic

archiveofourown.org/works/789190...
A screenshot of AO3 reading: you pray for rain, i pray for blindness tragicallynerdy Summary: "I came here to –“ Jim's teeth bare a little “- see if you were free this weekend.” Ed mentally checks his calendar. He’d wanted to go see a film, but that’s about it. And it’s not like he wouldn’t set everything aside for Jim, anyway. “I’m free any evening you want.” Jim squirms a little in their seat, refusing to make eye contact. “… I was hoping you might be free for the whole weekend.” It stops Ed in his tracks. He stares at them, mouth open. “The whole weekend?” Their scowl deepens, if that was even possible. “I want to try – the thing.” “Gonna have to be a little more specific than that, Jimbo.” Jim’s cheeks darken a little. They look away again. Ed probably shouldn’t find it so endearing how embarrassed they get over being forced to say what they want, but so help him, he does. “The edging thing. Like… orgasm denial and shit.” Text reading: The fourth installment of the Remington Steele AU, a series in which Jim is a detective, Ed is a con man and a thief, and they fuck their way into a messy BDSM rerelationship. This time featuring weekend long orgasm denial, trauma anniversaries, hurt/comfort, and so many smut scenes the author lost count. A screenshot of the AO3 tags for this fic. It's Jim/Ed OFMD, and there are many tags related to sex, kink, and hurt/comfort.
February 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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wwxwashere.bsky.social
fanfiction time before bed
February 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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gingerlyvibing.bsky.social
I love the implication that his full name is Stede Homosexual Bonnet
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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bewareofitalics.bsky.social
Help, I'm seeing Gentlebeard AUs in ads again.
An ad from Squishable for their Mini Log and Tree Stump plushies, featuring cartoon versions of them. Both have cute little faces and Tree Stump has a moss beard.
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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transrights.northsky.social
We now have over 7000 signups on our waitlist and we're sending out more and more invites every week!

Thank you for choosing us as your PDS host, and we're excited to offer more services to the community as we move through our next phase in 2026.

We'll post a newsletter this week with more info!
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
dibs, you say? 🤨
February 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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tresdem.bsky.social
Joining the Izzy in too big (?) shirt brigade inspired by @hideplueshi.bsky.social

#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Digital art. Izzy in a long sleeved blue sweater/sweatshirt thing that he's pulling down. He's flushing and looking to the side. There's a little bean on it with closed eyes and a stache/goatee combo. The words above the bean is: sleep. Izzy has a tattoo of a ship on his upper thigh. He also has the unicorn prosthetic.
February 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM